At @paleycenter with these dudes last night. A whole lot of fun, a medium lot of tomato sauce on my blazer. #schittscreek
Season 3!! Can someone please pass on the message to @justinbieber? #schittscreek
You can find my new fragrance “Lesbian” at a Shoppers Drugmart near you.
When I was a kid, I had a really hard time wrapping my head around the fact that we only get to live one life in our lifetime. Reading made me realize that that wasn’t true at all – we can live a thousand different lives in a thousand different places with a thousand different people just by picking up a book.
The BFG by Roald Dahl was one of my very very special faves, so I’m donating it to @agoodbookdrive, so kids can hopefully be like “WOAHHHHH THIS SHIT IS GREAT I LOVE READINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Also, this is what I look like when I fly. Serene. Delicate. @levaeroaviation @etalkctv
This cat is dead now. #tbt
Hangin with my ride or die.
If you ever feel like looking significantly better than you do in real life, these are the babes for you:
📷 @vanessaheins
💄 @luckymakeup
✂️ @anasorys
👗 @kikistylist
💅🏻 @ritaremark
How do I get me one of these?
“Hey guys, I know you like to have fun, but can you be serious please?”, said the photographer. “Yes, ok sir.”, said @bonnycastle.
#cfcgala
Just a couple of CSA losers clinging to the dream. (So very proud of my #schittscreek winners) #csa2016 @amyjuliasegal
So so so so proud and excited to have been nominated for these two shows that I’m Powerball-winner lucky to be a part of. #schittscreek #theplateaus #cdnscreen16
Thank you @levaeroaviation and @etalkctv for making @mennovers and me feel like less criminal-minded, slightly less jowly versions of President Nixon today.
Idiot brother-in-law being like “my dum bootiez iz colde letz snugle and OHMYJEEZ SKWIRRULLLLL!”
OH NO!! (Oh yes?!?!) #gameofthrones @mennovers
All the single ladies?…………….All the single ladies?…………
Someone’s got a serious case of the We’re Going to Europes… @bianca__boyd @jakeryb @bossieperson @nixonboyd @reddzeppelinn @deanswitzr
Celebrate good times, come on!
Idiot brother-in-law being like “preeze pay wif me – jus keeding I big dum-dum”
Kinda wish my nickname in high school had been “Tea Meat” – so delicate and feminine, yet strong.
#whatthatmeans
Monster Jam 2016 took my hearing, my brain cells, and my heart.
Ok @deucestain – finally did the research you requested and this is what you’d look like if you had seven drunk people for a body.