Headshot from our brief stint as personal injury lawyers.
Cow Tipping 101: Start small, wear matching loungewear. The Junction
👉👌 @emilyhampshire @champagnepapi
Just found out that a large number of people think Deadpool was a profound and important piece of cinema as opposed to a hair-filled diaper fire, so I’m posting this nice picture of myself because nothing makes sense anymore.
I told The Sweet Prince of @hockeynight that this photo was for my dad. It wasn’t. It wasn’t for my dad at all. @strombo @hollerado
Yuge news guys! If any Americans are for some reason in search of laughter and escapism, you can now watch @schittscreek on @netflix 🇺🇸
I know season 3 hasn’t aired yet, but season 4 spoiler alert comin’ atcha. Breathtaking collage: @emilyhampshire #schittscreek
My professional colleague @instadanjlevy and me at our engagement photo shoot! 💋💍💋#schittscreek Season 3 premieres TONIGHT at 9pm on @cbc
It’s talented people like this that make me realize my only skill is wishing that I still played piano. Thank you @yesurrey for this amazing artwork! #schittscreek
Today I bought my boss a coffee. @instadanjlevy . Tonight, @schittscreek season 3 finale in 🇨🇦 , tomorrow in 🇺🇸 ! Full Stop
1) @schittscreek is coming back for a 4th season and I. Am. Thrilled.
2) I found this eerie purse in Japan and didn’t buy it because it’s very ugly, but LOOK AT IT!!
This is only one of the many, many reasons I will be marching in the Toronto Women’s March tomorrow. If marching isn’t something you’re comfortable doing but you want to raise your voice, please consider donating to @plannedparenthood. We can do this, as daunting and as frightening as it seems. We can make change.
@instadanjlevy #schittscreek
LOTS GOING ON TODAY
Today was the closest I’ve ever come to eating a child. Damn you, @caitcronenberg for creating this exquisite freak of nature.
To this bud shining her light into 1897, and to all of you women shining yours into 2017. We’re in it together. 👩❤️💋👩#internationalwomensday
Soon, this Goddessqueen will be articulating her way into your living rooms. Prepare accordingly. 🍷#schittscreek
Just living my gross truth in the grossest picture ever taken. Seattle, Washington
It was a real toss-up between the two plain wieners/mound of buckwheat combo and the four cold cuts/mound of buckwheat combo, so I opted for the skin-textured crêpe stuffed with mashed potatoes, pickles, and bacon. Moscow, Russia
There are dogs that I could crumble into dust, wearing hoodies in my apartment. Good day. @luckymakeup
I let this really sink in the other day. The sad nostalgia, but also the raving, raving lunacy. #rip Honest Ed’s
ANNOUNCEMENT : I ALSO HAVE A VALENTINE PLEASE LOOK HERE AT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
Sorry/not sorry does not apply here. I genuinely couldn’t be sorrier.
Happy birthday to this little hunk of lard, @mennovers. May your chair always be comfortable, your diaper always be roomy, and your beautiful head always be a perfect sphere.
