Me and cherry blossoms and a sign I wish I could read!
A few years ago I made me and my friend Andy matching Don Rickles shirts because we both loved him so much. My DON RICKLES is crooked and his is backwards (my iron on craftiness game needs work). Don Rickles. My fav. Since I was a kid.
I believe the technical term for this is “eye f@#ing”. Thanks to @johntsiavis for the genius photography and @dklahair (pictured above) for the genius hairstyling and, in this case, hair fluffing.
Tonight I’m on comedy bang bang with national treasure and good guy @alfredyankovic! #cbbtv
Put on red lipstick to go to the jiffy lube so I could feel alive.
#tbt to when HRC came to speak at a show I was in and after we took a million pictures all at the same time and Hilz was the only one who could find the camera going off. She’s that good. #imwithher
I had a fantastic time with these folks at the Spontaneanation podcast (correct spelling, had to look up twice!).
The record was Dirty Mind, and on it was a song called “Head” that was NOT about the round thing on top of your neck IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN and I was afraid it would scandalize my mom, who only listened to classical music. I used to play the album when she wasn’t home. Mom’s right, I was a weird kid. And I shouldn’t have hid it, but instead let my freak flag fly, just like Prince did! LOVE YOU MOM AND ALSO PRINCE
Series premiere of #thosewhocant tonight @10:30! What a lucky person am I to work on this show! FOR EXAMPLE this picture was taken at 2am and I am covered in goop and still, I’m ecstatic.
Congratulations to the Cavs and also to me for finishing this crossword puzzle during the game last night. #nbafinals #thehollowayla #willshortz
Wrap on season 2 with these wonderful lunatics. #thosewhocant
Love this performance. Love him. I wish I could find the scene where he is trapped with the monster, begging to be let out, after instructing his cohorts to not open the door under any circumstances, cuz that’s my fav. This one is great too.
Had a stellar time with this lady on her show. @mindykaling is a goddamn treasure.
Tonight! @atmidnightcc with @chelseycrisp, @randallpark and the obnoxious redhead in this video!
Happy Earth Day, you beautiful thing, you.
Right before we boarded the tiniest rickety-est plane and I white knuckled it for 30 minutes. Spoiler alert: we survived.
“THOSE WHO CANT” TONIGHT 10:30 on TruTV. I’m very proud of this show and less so of my behavior towards this mascot. #thosewhocant #trutv
Basement house on Judith St. in Billings, MT. I drive past the place every time I go back home. I don’t know who built this, but they are a personal hero of mine. 🙌🙌🙌🙌
Extremely and equally excited about both this movie that I have a small, but enthusiastic role in AND that it only took me an hour to figure out how to repost a video on Instagram! #table19movie
What’s a Facebook live chat? Do you know? I don’t! Let’s find out together at 9:30 EST when I do one with @theorvedahl (pictured above!). On #thosewhocant Facebook page.
This is how my hotel elevator lets me know I’m home sweet hotel home. #highplainscomedyfestival #tomjones #denver
