#tbt me and @bibbymoynihan in our early years at SNL, when Drunk Uncle was just a glimmer in his glass. Excited for Bobby’s new show on Monday. Miss him already.
#puberme and my bro @caseyjost. I was voted Best Smile and Worst Jehovah’s Witness. Thanks to @nickkroll and @stephenathome for doing this to raise money for PR #RinconPride
Thank god this wedding announcement had a photo or I would have freaked out. @lesdogggg #AtLeastItsNotKyle
#tbt farewell goodnights for @thesheertruth The angle makes @therock look bigger than me but trust me I was doing all the work. And notice @kylemooney doing absolutely zero. I’m sure that’s an attractive quality to @lesdogggg
Four weekend update anchors and a Shoemaker
@chethinks did good work tonight. How many times can you see Jon Stewart Colin Quinn @amyschumer @lesdogggg @trevornoah Dave Attell @realmoamer @findingnimesh and @greerbarnes in one night? And all to benefit Mike Pence’s Super PAC!
Going live in half an hour. 9 pm Eastern. 11 am Guam.
I’ve watched more SportsCenter than probably any other show in my life. This was awesome. #TopPlays #BermanForever #BatmanForever #BartmanForever #OJ
At Carolines this weekend if anyone’s in town Carolines.com for tickets. Some friends might be stopping by. Possibly some enemies too.
Cut from dress on Saturday. Apparently you’re not even allowed to fake curse when your show is live in LA at 8:30. Warning: May be too graphic for toddlers in the 1870s.
Me and my bro @caseyjost are gonna be hanging if you want to swing by
The text you never want to receive from your Postmates delivery guy at 1:14 a.m. Sad! (Fortunately the cookies were merely add-ons to an order of two full pizzas.)
@lesdogggg KILLED last night. So happy for her. My favorite reaction was this moment from @chancetherapper #keepthemeatwarm
I didn’t know we were doing smiles.
@chethinks @larenberg and I rode the gondola in Aspen today. Che was a LOT LESS EXCITED when he realized it went up in the air.
Whoa this is insane. It’s always been my dream to get slapped by @lesdogggg at Radio City.
Well this is PRETTY LATE NOTICE, but I’m heading South tomorrow to do some stand up shows. My first time ever in Alabama. My first time in Charlotte beyond its beautiful airport full of rocking chairs. And Nashville is one of my favorite cities. Go predators! (Not the hockey team, just local predators.) No idea if there are any tickets left but if there are, “Come on down!” (That’s what I’ve heard predators say)
The shark is gonna jump in the water just like this.
TONIGHT. Live at 8pm ET. I’ll be playing video games in a full suit and tie and @chethinks will be looking at me with this exact expression. Mixer.com/Xbox with host @rukizzel We’re playing #wolfenstein2
Working with a new graphic artist who’s supposed to be really great. It’s a little over my head artistically but what do I know? Anyway, I’m doing shows in PHOENIX, NYC, MONTREAL and DENVER. If you’re in any of those places or would like to discover their natural beauty for the first time, I hope you’ll consider joining me for a night of laughing, loving and laughs. Warning: the first three rows will get soaked in blood.
Never thought I’d hate a dad this much.
Based on the photo I’m gonna say no?
Check out this new series COMRADE DETECTIVE on @amazon from @mrrhysthomas who directed some of the best SNL parodies of the past 10 years. (And Documentary Now on IFC) @usatoday gives it 1 out of 1 review!
DENVER. Coming to see you Aug 4-5. Thanks to @chethinks for taking this photo with me. Means a lot. He also introduced me to the high-end graphic designer he uses for his posters. Lot of $$$ went into this puppy but hey your eyes ain’t complainin’ Unless your eyes are looking at @kylemooney
