I love my curvy wife #thecactusandtherose 📸 @studio1208
Non ringraziarmi, Italia 🇮🇹 Florence, Italy
The armpits of this dress smell so bad and idk what to do about it cuz it’s dry clean only but dry cleaning seems like so much work
Seemed like a very peaceful place to nap 🇫🇷 Paris, France
Guess which one of us is still tryna wash black makeup out of our beard? He’s impractical, but he still gives me butterflies in my tum 🦋🦋🦋
Slutty skeleton 💀🦋 Hollywood Sign
This martini was €22 and let me tell you, it was not worth it. Hôtel Costes
Oh, you don’t wallpaper your ceiling? #BeBetter Frank Sinatra’s Twin Palms Estate
Clearly tryna open my root chakra lately 💄🌹🍒🎈❤️📌📍🛑
Anyone wanna go on halvsies on Frank Sinatra’s first house in Palm Springs? I have good credit 👌🏼 The pool is shaped like a piano and the ghosts seem friendly 🎹🎼👻 Frank Sinatra’s Twin Palms Estate
She’s a full-on Monet. From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess. Musée d’Orsay
Baby’s first Glögg! (Sorry I didn’t mean to skip thanksgiving, it’s just they don’t celebrate it here, ya know???) Copenhagen, Denmark
Posting this cuz if I die I don’t want my last picture to be my LAST picture, ya know? I guess this one isn’t that much better but at least I’m wearing my #fentyxpuma Creepers
Ok sup w that shadow face next to my bed? Also can you believe anyone in Europe believed I was American? I mean, look at that beret 👩🏻🎨 (yes I am charging my phone w my bag cause @away is the dopest especially when ya converters don’t work) Sofitel Paris Le Faubourg
My mom and I made my dad take a picture with her in front of Frank Sinatra’s fireplace bc he had a family photo there…I guess what I’m trying to say is I’ll never grow out of it? Frank Sinatra’s Twin Palms Estate
We all need a little magic
🌹I’ll be where the wall meets the ceiling🌹 Frank Sinatra’s Twin Palms Estate
We have the same parents, can you tell? 🌟
Halloween always CREEPS up on me..what are y’all being? 🦄 PS-I’m going to a “fantasy” party so any ideas are gr8ly appreciated 🤘🏼 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS BEING??
My #wcw JUDES!!!! I love you, mom 😈
#LanaDelRey when she was still Lizzy Grant 💕
I would go through my husbands phone but I’m afraid I’ll I’d find is stuff like this—where’s the mystery in that? Then again, does he like me better as a blonde? Brb I’ll be spinning out about this all day.
Everyone always says “Wait, @alexandernoyes married Molly Tarlov? He’s so sweet though, so kind, I can see it in his eyes. He always smiles and has never said a bad word about anyone, idgi” but I’m here to show you the truth.
