Have yourself a merry little Ew, David!
#schittscreek #S4
Today is my birthday. Here is a photo of half of my face. Last night I woke up in the middle of the night to see a giant rat run across the floor of my apartment…I think it’s gonna be a good year.
Lots of this face arrangement to look forward to/ deal with in season 4 of @schittscreek! January 9th in 🇨🇦 and January 24th in 🇺🇸.
Went for the winter tires, stayed for the parrot who sang Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Doing my best to follow @luckymakeup‘s direction to “look less like a fist” @vulturefestival. 📸@jucophoto
HELLO WE’VE BEEN IN NEW YORK FOR 5 MINUTES. New York, New York
This was my first 260 word tweet, and I am so filled with regret and elation that I figured I might as well post it here too. I’ll be taking bets on how quickly @instadanjlevy unfollows me.
“Oh, and if you get a chance Ma’am, would you mind also removing your soul-crippling pestilence from the hearts and minds of humanity?”
Just a few real jazzed bros free-dancing on the beach before and after some rum punches. Not pictured: Rihanna. Bougainvillea Barbados
If you’re into three or potentially even more wild optical illusions, is this ever the photo for YOU!
45 minutes after “running in to #shoppersdrugmart for two tiny seconds super fast to get one quick thing, ok?”
#shopperstoppicks
Turns out @mennovers suffers from TV Anxiety Disorder. Symptoms include: placing phone in full glass of water during Django Unchained, and unknowingly mowing an entire bag of Kitkat bites during Line of Duty.
Hiney CANadian Spanksgiving cheekennnndddd!
(Top left) Me, age 5 – Just put dog food, batteries, and shaving cream into my mum’s purse because “I needed them”. Played with blood pressure machine.
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(Top right) Me, age 14 – Just bought my first box of tampons because I needed them. Played with blood pressure machine.
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(Bottom left) Me, age 17 – Just bought my first box of condoms because “I needed them”. Played with blood pressure machine.
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(Bottom right) Me, age 30 – Just bought dog food, batteries, and shaving cream because I needed an excuse to play with the blood pressure machine.
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@shoppersdrugmartofficial #ShoppersTopPicks #partnership
My friend started a YouTube channel where she shreds amazing guitar and teaches people how to be better at things. Check it out. Her link’s in my bio.
My very technically talented friend and musical chameleon, Anny, covered a grossly inappropriate Christmas favourite. Link in bio!
Daddies like (p)leather.
This is my friend Jack. Jack either wants to move to LA so he can poop on Donald Trump’s walk of fame star every single day, or be a famous rapper.
This city deserves to have “2Become1” lovingly sung to it every damn day.
I feel very strongly that if Banksy saw this art piece, he’d want to collaborate.
Not to be like THIS IS THE BEST BOOK I’VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE, but this is the best book I’ve ever read in my life. I can’t recommend it highly enough – especially to those of you who, like me, often exist in a state of hopeful sadness.
This is not a spooky Halloween post. This is a bloody-eyed girl standing in front of Instagram asking it to help her.
This for the next three nights, cause when I wife, I wife hard.
