“I believe in the Church of Baseball. I’ve tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn’t work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there’s no guilt in baseball, and it’s never boring, which makes it like sex. There’s never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn’t have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate.” ⚾️ #TBT
#TBT
Love hanging out with these gals in Chicago! #Repost @kristenanniebell
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Screening #badmomschristmas for 700 bad mothers in Chicago tonight!
#milakunis #kathyrnhahn #susansarandon #cherylhines
@elleuk November Wonder Women cover shot by @thomaswhiteside thanks to @genevieveherr @ashleyjavierhair @solangefranklin @specialprojectsmedia
Happy Halloween 🦇
I love this girl like she was my own brilliant, talented spawn. #BadMomsXmas
Bee line for Honey. 🐝
@therockettes always deliver. First time for Miss Marlowe Mae and she was spellbound… literally.
Be my date to the SAG Awards AND help kids in Uganda at the same time? Click the link in my bio to find out how!
There’s still time to win a trip to NY to visit me on the set of my new film! I’ll fly you and a guest to New York, put you up in a hotel and you’ll hang out with me on the set of my new movie that’s so top secret, I can’t even tell you the title. Trust me it’ll be a great time and its just $10 to enter. All of the money is going to a great cause, Hope North, to provide education and a chance at salvation for the children left in the wake of the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA) in Uganda. Click the link in my bio and I’ll see you in New York! 🏒
Penny made a new friend today on our secret set. Want to be in on the secret too AND help kids at the same time? Just click the link in my bio and donate $10 for a chance to come to NYC and visit me on set! All proceeds go to Hope North, a school and safe haven for young victims of Uganda’s civil war.
Penny said yes to the dress.
You Me SAG Awards = The Best Night Ever. This one’s open to everyone worldwide so click the link in my bio to enter to be my date for a good cause!✌🏻
I am thrilled to become the ambassador of the new @jilsander fragrance, out in early 2018! #BeTheLight
Shop items from my closet today on @therealreal in support of Hope North, a school in Uganda. Proceeds from this sale will help young Ugandans achieve peace and success through education, inspiration and personal development. Link in bio. #GivingTuesday
Just a few more hours to help these beautiful kids. It’s only $10 to enter for a chance to win a trip to NYC to hang out with me on the set of my new movie. All the proceeds go directly to Hope North, a school and safe haven for children affected by Uganda’s brutal civil war. Click the link in my bio now before it’s too late!
Want to come visit me on the set of my new movie in New York?! The answer is, “YES, of course I do!” It’s just $10 to enter for a chance to win and every dollar benefits Hope North, a school for children affected by the ongoing civil war in Uganda! Click the link to learn more about the trip and this amazing school that your $10 will benefit. Enter as many times as you want and I’ll see you in NYC! 🍎
I wear this coat every Fall till the leaves are gone from the trees and really cold weather arrives. Perfect for now.
Have you taken a second to donate $10 for a chance to win a two-night trip for two to NYC to visit me on the set of my new secret movie? No? Well now’s your chance! Just click the link in my bio to donate and all the money goes directly to Hope North, a school in Uganda providing orphans and refugees of the war with a safe haven along with the skills and experience to find and spread peace in the wake of tragedy. See you soon! ❤️😘
Elbphilharmonie Hamburg
@julianmorris stopped by to help me tell you that it’s your last chance to win a trip to New York to visit me on the set of my new movie called… actually I can’t even tell you the title, that’s how secret it is. It’s just $10 to enter and support a great cause, Hope North. It’s the holiday season so give a little back and you just might win. OK, I’ve already said too much so click the link in my bio to enter. 😘🤫
Only 3 weeks to go – On November 13, I have the honor of performing in “The Children’s Monologues” at the world renowned @Carnegie Hall. This one-night-only production, jointly benefiting the African-based creative arts charity @dramaticneed and Carnegie Hall’s Education and Social Impact programs, the Monologues bring to life the incredible stories of young people living in rural Africa. Come join me and my fellow KILLER cast including @siennathing @charlizeafrica @trevornoah @jamesmcavoyrealdeal @audramcdonald @daveeddiggs @mcgregor_ewan @javiermofficial @gmbatharaw @cynthiaervio @catherinezetajones in this extraordinary theatrical event directed by Academy Award-winner DANNY BOYLE. These kids deserve to have their stories told and you deserve to hear them. Come see it!
#DannyBoyle #ticketsonsale #TheChildrensMonologuesNYC #onsale #TheChildrensMonologues #TheChildrensMonologues2017 #Watchthisspace #NewYorkCity #NYC #theatre #broadway #hamilton #Newyorktheatre
