I believe this is what the youths call a GLO UP #bangs #tinykiller
First Lady of elves
Me as Beetlejuice ft my date; trash
didn’t have a proper costume so here’s a ~hybrid~ of my spirit animals
didn’t have a proper costume so here’s a ~hybrid~ of my spirit animals
didn’t have a proper costume so here’s a ~hybrid~ of my spirit animals
We are a sitcom now #theaffair
Me after deciding I will rule Genovia without a husband
we’re trash
Me and my man on a Sunday
Me reading at a 2nd grade level to find all the dirty adult jokes i didn’t understand in 2002
hes just not that into me but I cant take a hint #couplespic
ugh
ugh
3/4 of us are about to see 1/4 of us STAR IN THE NEW @halloweenmovie!!💕@andimatichak, I can’t wait to see u & Michael kiss on the big screen! (That’s what this is about, right?)
me and my ex
some sincerity 4 u
Me & one of my wives playing house in big sur
Me & one of my wives playing house in big sur
Me & one of my wives playing house in big sur
I am a great host
True romance is sharing an airplane seat and taking shifts to stay awake for when the snack cart comes