Ashley Johnson Instagram – Today is my Mom’s birthday (@viperass). She’s pretty much the greatest mother in the whole world. Here she is, looking like a boss, with my dad (on the right) and Jean Claude Van Damme (on the left). She’s wearing a hunter green onesie, burgundy acrylic nails, drinking a Diet Coke with perfectly feathered hair. I love you so much, Mom and I’m so glad you’re my Mother. When I come home, I’m taking you paintballing and I’m finally going to buy you a Sega Super Hang-On Motorcycle Arcade game.