I never really got to say goodbye to this character… But I got to keep the friends I made while playing her, so I mark my time on #OITNB as a win, a big, sloppy, opportunity bringing, thing I’ll always be grateful for, win. Also, REAL FINAL GOODBYE to that prison bra. #oitnb #finalseason #orange #kukudio #bra #fromthevault 🍊🖤 #tb
I never really got to say goodbye to this character… But I got to keep the friends I made while playing her, so I mark my time on #OITNB as a win, a big, sloppy, opportunity bringing, thing I’ll always be grateful for, win. Also, REAL FINAL GOODBYE to that prison bra. #oitnb #finalseason #orange #kukudio #bra #fromthevault 🍊🖤 #tb
I never really got to say goodbye to this character… But I got to keep the friends I made while playing her, so I mark my time on #OITNB as a win, a big, sloppy, opportunity bringing, thing I’ll always be grateful for, win. Also, REAL FINAL GOODBYE to that prison bra. #oitnb #finalseason #orange #kukudio #bra #fromthevault 🍊🖤 #tb
I never really got to say goodbye to this character… But I got to keep the friends I made while playing her, so I mark my time on #OITNB as a win, a big, sloppy, opportunity bringing, thing I’ll always be grateful for, win. Also, REAL FINAL GOODBYE to that prison bra. #oitnb #finalseason #orange #kukudio #bra #fromthevault 🍊🖤 #tb
I never really got to say goodbye to this character… But I got to keep the friends I made while playing her, so I mark my time on #OITNB as a win, a big, sloppy, opportunity bringing, thing I’ll always be grateful for, win. Also, REAL FINAL GOODBYE to that prison bra. #oitnb #finalseason #orange #kukudio #bra #fromthevault 🍊🖤 #tb
I never really got to say goodbye to this character… But I got to keep the friends I made while playing her, so I mark my time on #OITNB as a win, a big, sloppy, opportunity bringing, thing I’ll always be grateful for, win. Also, REAL FINAL GOODBYE to that prison bra. #oitnb #finalseason #orange #kukudio #bra #fromthevault 🍊🖤 #tb
I never really got to say goodbye to this character… But I got to keep the friends I made while playing her, so I mark my time on #OITNB as a win, a big, sloppy, opportunity bringing, thing I’ll always be grateful for, win. Also, REAL FINAL GOODBYE to that prison bra. #oitnb #finalseason #orange #kukudio #bra #fromthevault 🍊🖤 #tb
I never really got to say goodbye to this character… But I got to keep the friends I made while playing her, so I mark my time on #OITNB as a win, a big, sloppy, opportunity bringing, thing I’ll always be grateful for, win. Also, REAL FINAL GOODBYE to that prison bra. #oitnb #finalseason #orange #kukudio #bra #fromthevault 🍊🖤 #tb
I never really got to say goodbye to this character… But I got to keep the friends I made while playing her, so I mark my time on #OITNB as a win, a big, sloppy, opportunity bringing, thing I’ll always be grateful for, win. Also, REAL FINAL GOODBYE to that prison bra. #oitnb #finalseason #orange #kukudio #bra #fromthevault 🍊🖤 #tb
I never really got to say goodbye to this character… But I got to keep the friends I made while playing her, so I mark my time on #OITNB as a win, a big, sloppy, opportunity bringing, thing I’ll always be grateful for, win. Also, REAL FINAL GOODBYE to that prison bra. #oitnb #finalseason #orange #kukudio #bra #fromthevault 🍊🖤 #tb
@elizabethkott said that if I took my shirt off I might be able to trick the sun into focusing it’s rage on my weathered bodied and away from her porcelain one. Full disclosure, I’d do damn near anything she asked. #tb #pch #thesehatschoseus ☀️📸: @ssimbari 🚗: @chelsannat
#tb #oitnb #kukudio #derp 🍊🖤
#tb #oitnb #kukudio #derp 🍊🖤
My couch buddy and most talented friend @ohlittleasianone is a part of the OSCAR AWARD WINNING movie @spiderversemovie ⚡️ She invited this old bag of bones out of the house this weekend AND I SAID YES. This is photo evidence. I highly recommend having talented friends. #oscars #spiderman #oitnb #reunion #pennyparker #couchbuddy ❤️⚡️ HMU BY: @hairbybradleyleake @jaredlips
My couch buddy and most talented friend @ohlittleasianone is a part of the OSCAR AWARD WINNING movie @spiderversemovie ⚡️ She invited this old bag of bones out of the house this weekend AND I SAID YES. This is photo evidence. I highly recommend having talented friends. #oscars #spiderman #oitnb #reunion #pennyparker #couchbuddy ❤️⚡️ HMU BY: @hairbybradleyleake @jaredlips
My couch buddy and most talented friend @ohlittleasianone is a part of the OSCAR AWARD WINNING movie @spiderversemovie ⚡️ She invited this old bag of bones out of the house this weekend AND I SAID YES. This is photo evidence. I highly recommend having talented friends. #oscars #spiderman #oitnb #reunion #pennyparker #couchbuddy ❤️⚡️ HMU BY: @hairbybradleyleake @jaredlips
My couch buddy and most talented friend @ohlittleasianone is a part of the OSCAR AWARD WINNING movie @spiderversemovie ⚡️ She invited this old bag of bones out of the house this weekend AND I SAID YES. This is photo evidence. I highly recommend having talented friends. #oscars #spiderman #oitnb #reunion #pennyparker #couchbuddy ❤️⚡️ HMU BY: @hairbybradleyleake @jaredlips
Special thanks to the hair and makeup team that created this strong look, who for some reason have requested to remain anonymous. It takes a village! Also, @soretrograde is something you should really be looking into. *That’s a note for everyone. ADDING SOME HASHTAGS FOR THE KIDZ #soretrograde #squats #anklebracelet #thosethighs #elevator #cooldad
Happy 200th to @soretrograde ! I’m impressed and truly terrified by how much you two have accomplished and I suppose all I ask is that when you DO takeover, you offer me a seat in your administration. Maybe ambassador of snacks? It doesn’t matter. The point is, you’re the reason I know any LA words at all. You make me feel like fashion happens on purpose and not by accident (which i still don’t understand) And you both (separately) love me so good. Ps- your faces and bodies r e z 2 look @ ❤️🎉💥🥇🍯 #soretrograde #hotmoms #dinner PS: channeling my best @florencegiven here
Might mess around and go as myself for Halloween
Bandaids and Beer baby. On film. 📸: @charlyne_yi #tb #ny
Barbie, Malibu Ken, and a Werther’s Original hard candy, walk into a bar… STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS
It is not lost on me that I, your step father, may one day be required to fight your “real dad”. Im grateful for the unparalleled patience of @leila_leilani who works around my kids schedule and who also agreed to NEVER train your “real dad”. Now leave me alone, I clearly have a lot of work to do. 🥊 (ps. Thanks @gymshark for the set! 👖) #dads #mittens #dadmitton #trying #gymsharkwomen #drugs
I had a toddler crawl into a ceiling vent to film this. THATS HOW PROUD I AM.💥 I’ve got a long way to go before the regional step dad wars… BUT with @leila_leilani in my corner… none of your dads are safe. 🏌🏼♂️🥊🥴 #stepdads #dadlife #boxing #checkyourprostate
