I assistant directed a play at my theatre, opens tonight and goes for many weeks! It has people in it, and carpeting, and murder! Tickets at loftensemble.org. Come check it out and let me know what you think afterwards!:) #loftensemble #waituntildark #losangeles #theatre
My friend @seandurrie knows cool stuff. #wow #yourflyisdown #tmi
#easymoney
Danielle is spring cleaning, and I am helping soooo much. #yourewelcome #onit #bananarama #itwasdustyaf
Freeform is getting close to deciding! The day has come! #stitchers #renewstitchers3
In Finding Dory I play a surly jellyfish with a heart of gold. Nemo was a diva though. #findingdory #ocean #movie
I feel your pain. #legos #shark #theydonthavefeet #justgowithit
He gets it. #whatevs #neighbor #sketchoftheday
You’re not weird at all! Now let me eat you. #yummy #punny #breakfast #rockfest
Wonderful well trained house cat looking for a home. For more info contact me at #jk #lol #decafkneecapsneezecat
At a pro make up building. Grooooss. #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia #ricketycricket #spoileralert
No. #no
Make a dragon want to retire, man. #science #genius #toohot #hotdamn
Someone had to say it. #takethat #fairenough #IafterE #grammarsmackdown
Most pointless beverage of all time. #nothanks #ew #decafkneecapsneezecat
This is my jam right here. #fish #sandwich #foodpuns
I could hug the last line. #shared
Connery puns. #smelly
I refuse to stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to. #tlc #portland #outdoors #purty
SEASON THREE IS A GO! LIGHT THE BEACONS! #stitchers #yes #makethebounce #thisisnotadrill #bestfansever #ohmygod
A rare occasion when something is both not necessary AND completely worth it. #jonniewalker #metime #hotel #loveyouguys
Nice try, #longbeachaquarium, but broccoli is not an exotic underwater plant. #gotcha #hungry #bestaquariumever
A great man with wise words. #rip #zoostory #play
A lot more Dodgers came to play than Giants at the game, but score be damned! I had fun! #baseball #game #blackandorange
