From an outsider’s perspective it seemed Rodney had everything: success, money, fame. But there was one thing Rodney Dangerfield was never able to attain, and it plagued him his entire life. The ugly little secret in Hollywood was that Rodney Dangerfield never got any respect. #rodneydangerfield #norespect
Nicky and I take the back seat to no one! Well, maybe one.
Here’s a picture of me and my three very best friends! On the left is Bob Saget, an American stand-up comedian, actor, television host, and director. To his right is Gilbert Gottfried, an American stand-up comedian, actor, and voice actor. To his right is me! And to my right is Jeffrey Ross, an American stand-up comedian, writer, director, and actor. You can ask me anything about my three very best friends, from their early life to their filmography! @bobsaget @realgilbert @therealjeffreyross
Sometimes when you are a stand-up comedian like me, you get dressed up for a big show, and you buy a tuxedo and have the man at the tuxedo store tie your bow tie for you, and then nobody shows up to your show…. But you think the room is packed because of lights shining in your eyes so you do the show anyway, but it’s real quiet until the fella in the back turns on all the lights and you realize the place is empty, and then you say “why didn’t you stop me earlier?” And he says “I liked the one about the answering machine” And you say “then why didn’t you laugh?!?!?” And he says “it wasn’t really haha funny” and you say “ahhggghhggg” and he says “Merry Christmas” and you say “Merry Christmas” and then you go back to your hotel and watch all the Christmas themed episodes of South Beach Tow in your tuxedo and bow tie until you fall asleep! #Thereisnobusinesslikeshowbusiness
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Caption contest!!!
Caption contest! (@snollygoster.productions)
My mother’s first stand-up joke!
Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had a…. CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)
Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had a…. CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)
Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had a…. CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)
My mother and I switched faces for a day, and I think we both learned a little bit about the human experience! #empathy #faceswap
A guy went into a pub and he had a huge pumpkin head…..
