Love these losers.
Ty sags. That deniro clip reel. That brad Pitt speech. This room. These idols. (Am I being gratious enough in defeat?)
Love these losers.
Ty sags. That deniro clip reel. That brad Pitt speech. This room. These idols. (Am I being gratious enough in defeat?)
Dental work goals.
So proud of this cast and this show. Thank you @sagawards for the individual and ensemble nominations. I’ve never been shy about my love for acting and actors. Nice to feel it’s mutual😘.
Looks like SOMEONE had to take a walk around the block alone because she sucks at mortal kombat. #crybaby
Frankly, I’m psyched for the reboot. #babyhop
Thanks Twitter handle @hillcardoza
Here’s Johnny! Very grateful to @krisjenner for shooting this for me❤️
Here’s Johnny! Very grateful to @krisjenner for shooting this for me❤️
Whose party was it?
Okay, huh, that’s…cause when I spoke to Jenn’s mother she said it was Jasper’s party not Greg’s…
I guess, yeah, I guess I must be confused…
The prince, princess and the parking lot. That seven dwarves mine ride is the best one in the whole damn park. Go on, fight me. #magic #disney #rulebreakers
So. Damn. Excited.
Marxist Santa Claus is coming to kick your ass in May.
@florencepugh #scarlettjohansson and #rachelweisz are the dream team and helmed by the magnificent #cateshortland , I am so excited for y’all to see this.
#blackwidow #redguardian #yelenabelova #tattoosandbeardsandgoldteeth
From the terror of Monday morning to the twitchy feeling of the adrenaline seeping away at 3:30am on Sunday morning post cheeseburger and mousse cake at the after party, I wouldn’t have traded a minute. Wednesday morning I was fashioning stories of fake illness to try to get out of it and Saturday after dress rehearsal in Lorne’s office I knew that only an hour and a half show wouldn’t be enough of this bliss for me. In life there are peak experiences. Marriage, the birth of a child, the fruition of a special project. Thus far, this has been a summit for me.
Like being shot out of a cannon. Thank you @nbcsnl
From the terror of Monday morning to the twitchy feeling of the adrenaline seeping away at 3:30am on Sunday morning post cheeseburger and mousse cake at the after party, I wouldn’t have traded a minute. Wednesday morning I was fashioning stories of fake illness to try to get out of it and Saturday after dress rehearsal in Lorne’s office I knew that only an hour and a half show wouldn’t be enough of this bliss for me. In life there are peak experiences. Marriage, the birth of a child, the fruition of a special project. Thus far, this has been a summit for me.
Like being shot out of a cannon. Thank you @nbcsnl
From the terror of Monday morning to the twitchy feeling of the adrenaline seeping away at 3:30am on Sunday morning post cheeseburger and mousse cake at the after party, I wouldn’t have traded a minute. Wednesday morning I was fashioning stories of fake illness to try to get out of it and Saturday after dress rehearsal in Lorne’s office I knew that only an hour and a half show wouldn’t be enough of this bliss for me. In life there are peak experiences. Marriage, the birth of a child, the fruition of a special project. Thus far, this has been a summit for me.
Like being shot out of a cannon. Thank you @nbcsnl
From the terror of Monday morning to the twitchy feeling of the adrenaline seeping away at 3:30am on Sunday morning post cheeseburger and mousse cake at the after party, I wouldn’t have traded a minute. Wednesday morning I was fashioning stories of fake illness to try to get out of it and Saturday after dress rehearsal in Lorne’s office I knew that only an hour and a half show wouldn’t be enough of this bliss for me. In life there are peak experiences. Marriage, the birth of a child, the fruition of a special project. Thus far, this has been a summit for me.
Like being shot out of a cannon. Thank you @nbcsnl
From the terror of Monday morning to the twitchy feeling of the adrenaline seeping away at 3:30am on Sunday morning post cheeseburger and mousse cake at the after party, I wouldn’t have traded a minute. Wednesday morning I was fashioning stories of fake illness to try to get out of it and Saturday after dress rehearsal in Lorne’s office I knew that only an hour and a half show wouldn’t be enough of this bliss for me. In life there are peak experiences. Marriage, the birth of a child, the fruition of a special project. Thus far, this has been a summit for me.
Like being shot out of a cannon. Thank you @nbcsnl
From the terror of Monday morning to the twitchy feeling of the adrenaline seeping away at 3:30am on Sunday morning post cheeseburger and mousse cake at the after party, I wouldn’t have traded a minute. Wednesday morning I was fashioning stories of fake illness to try to get out of it and Saturday after dress rehearsal in Lorne’s office I knew that only an hour and a half show wouldn’t be enough of this bliss for me. In life there are peak experiences. Marriage, the birth of a child, the fruition of a special project. Thus far, this has been a summit for me.
Like being shot out of a cannon. Thank you @nbcsnl
Happy National Grouch Day.
Ladies and gentlemen, Live from New York…it’s Saturday early afternoon! Top of the Rock NYC
Happy #blackfriday . Just a reminder that Karl Marx was not only a philosopher, but also a ruthless bargain hunter. #blackwidow #redguardian
I’m hosting @nbcsnl tomorrow night with musical guest @camila_cabello . I repeat for those of you arriving late, IM HOSTING @nbcsnl TOMORROW NIGHT!
I was sleeping sweetly here in London until the screams of Alexi Shostakov aka the #redguardian woke me…
