Saving the world! #belikenorm #acleanbeachiswithinreach #newyearresolutions
Caption contest!!
‘Twas the night before Christmas!
He had 15 dollars! He didn’t! Together they had… 15 dollars! #underthequeensborobridge
I’ve never read the constitution, but can a Canadian be Vice President??? #yangmacdonald2020
Caption contest!
A gift to you on Valentine’s Day! Link in bio! #LOKO #valentinesday #valentines
Won’t someone say hello?
Leave a comment if you think you can tell who the real cat is! #cats #thefuture
Here is a picture of my two valentines! My mom and Kitty! Their cumulative age, counting kitty’s age in cat years, is 240!!!!!! #valentines #happyvalentinesday #Kitty
#normart Thanks to @lewisrossignol and @samstricklandcomix!!!
#normart Thanks to @lewisrossignol and @samstricklandcomix!!!
#normart Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
#normart Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
#normart Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
#normart Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn’t just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily, Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James, Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey— All of them sensible everyday names. There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter, Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames: Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter— But all of them sensible everyday names, But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular, A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified, Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular, Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum, Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat, Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum— Names that never belong to more than one cat. But above and beyond there’s still one name left over, And that is the name that you never will guess; The name that no human research can discover— But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess. When you notice a cat in profound meditation, The reason, I tell you, is always the same: His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name: His ineffable effable Effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name. For these two those names are KITTY and BOBBY! Because Kitty looks like a kitty! And Bobby looked like a bobcat!
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn’t just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily, Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James, Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey— All of them sensible everyday names. There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter, Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames: Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter— But all of them sensible everyday names, But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular, A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified, Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular, Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum, Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat, Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum— Names that never belong to more than one cat. But above and beyond there’s still one name left over, And that is the name that you never will guess; The name that no human research can discover— But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess. When you notice a cat in profound meditation, The reason, I tell you, is always the same: His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name: His ineffable effable Effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name. For these two those names are KITTY and BOBBY! Because Kitty looks like a kitty! And Bobby looked like a bobcat!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Here are some jokes! #valentines #jokes
This first picture is of @steel_silver_mahomes, my favorite dogs on Instagram! The second picture is of kitty (who is 25 years old)!!! Now, I have long wondered how many followers kitty would get on Instagram, and the way I I figure it, @patrickmahomes has about 42 times as many followers as me, so his dogs should be 42 times as famous as kitty! PLUS HE HAS TWO DOGS!!!! So simple math would have me believe kitty could get 1,073.45 followers on Instagram! Would 1,073.45 of you follow kitty?????
This first picture is of @steel_silver_mahomes, my favorite dogs on Instagram! The second picture is of kitty (who is 25 years old)!!! Now, I have long wondered how many followers kitty would get on Instagram, and the way I I figure it, @patrickmahomes has about 42 times as many followers as me, so his dogs should be 42 times as famous as kitty! PLUS HE HAS TWO DOGS!!!! So simple math would have me believe kitty could get 1,073.45 followers on Instagram! Would 1,073.45 of you follow kitty?????
Check out my collaborator Lizzo on SNL tonight! #lizzo #SNL #mangrate (@clubvalentinecomedy) (@lizzobeeating)
This fellow I knew went into a bar and he decided he would throw darts…..
