2 years married to this beautiful woman @nikkilimo I love you so much! The best picture from this entire day is in my head….When I’m looking into your eyes as we took our vows. Every time I think about this day I can close my eyes and see you staring up at me in that amazing dress. The memes are not true, marriage is not work. Life is work, marriage is the easiest shit I’ve ever done in my entire life. Marry your best friend and put them on the pedestal they belong upon and you can get through ANYTHING.
Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife @nikkilimo! The first thing I heard from her this morning was the sweetest and yet most uproarious laugh as she face timed with our god son. That laugh makes my soul fly. I swear there is nothing in life I work for harder than hearing this woman laugh. I love you kiddo!
One of my favorite memories with my amazing wife @nikkilimo is the night before we got married we took some time during all of the chaos to have some champagne with ourselves to reflect on how we got to where we were. At the end of all days no matter what the world throws at us we always have that. Where you’re with me and I’m with you and nothing else matters. I love you! Happy Valentines Day beautiful!
Happy Birthday @geo_antoinette I would LITERALLY take a bullet and DIE for you I’m SUCH a good f**cking friend like that and everyone knows it!!!! #LOL #goodfriend #suchagoodfriend #iAm #iamagoodfriend #good #friend
People were asking me why I was wearing sunglasses inside yesterday and I got in their f*cking face. “Umm because I’ve been crying all day because my JK News family has been getting dicked by YouTube?!?!? Is that okay with YOU?!!” They tried to apologize but you guys know me I don’t have time for that shit LOL. Please consider supporting JK News on Patreon! This place has been a second home to me since #Adpocalypse and getting banned from #BeautyCon for using PED’s https://www.patreon.com/justkiddingnews
Day 1 of the Danger Boyz pilot is officially in the books! Super excited to share this with all of you! @bartkwan @joejitsukawa @chanmanprod love these dudes!!! @dangerboyz626 #dangerboyz
Omg I just used this old people app wtf I look old as shit f’ing gross!!! #agechallenge
I took this photo which I should be selling as prints. I call this “The eternal stress of greatness” feat @joejitsukawa @xblueapplez
If you are going to model for my comedian friend @bartkwan’s apparel company and gym @barbellbrigade you can never look at the camera or your photo is rejected by their rights and clearances department. Thank god I have this sweatshirt cause it kept me warm in the face of the blistering cold that was their PR department as I tried to get this photo cleared. #barbellbrigade #gains #ThankfullyRightsandClearancesWasHomeSick4SomeReason #ChristmasWasOnlyThreeMonthsAgo #GrowUpMillennials
I never was a big helicopters fan. In fact until literally right now I never posted about my like/dislike of helicopters (or choppers as we say in the biz). It seems like a pretty great time social media wise to post and comment about helicopters to my own personal advantage. So for the first time as someone who’s used Instagram since it’s start I just want to now say: I was a huge fucking fan of ground vehicles. Since I was a little kid I looked up to ground vehicles and their use. I’m bringing it up now cause everyone knows my identity is synonymous with using ground vehicles.
So proud of our new movie Funny Story!! Been tearing up the festivals and we’re finally releasing In Theaters & iTunes TOMORROW!! Currently 90% on Rotten Tomatoes! Directed by @totallysketch and co written / executive produced by yours truly starring the incredible @mattglave @janawinternitz @emilybett @nikkilimo and so many more great people! Check it out and watch the movie with us this Sunday night @7:20 pm at the laemmle! Http://www.laemmle.com/films/45672 Link to pre-orders: https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/funny-story/id1459772734 Official Site: https://www.funnystorymovie.com
Oh my god I’m a YouTuber with millions of dollars of net worth I’m so f**king #awkward It’s #embarrassing. #youKnowWhoYouAre 🙂
Going LIVE tonight @ 6pm PST with @joejitsukawa we gonna be doing Conspiracy Corner talking about the FACT that the moon is COMPLETELY fake n shit! Link in the bio we did 4 hours last night let’s get nuts!
I tried telling my #gardener how #awkward I am but he speaks another language so he didn’t understand LOL. I was like hey! I struggle too! He nodded. I’d be SO f**king blue collar but I’m so awkward at…. well everything much less fastening buttons HAHA
It gets super #awkward around tax time as a hashtag awkward person when I tell my CPA to #awkwardly mark down my write offs cause I’m just so damn socially #awkward it seems like I’m mentally unstable (is that a write off?!?!) #AwkwardTuberProbs
Funny Story is out today on iTunes / AppleTV! Come watch it with me and @nikkilimo this Sunday night @ 7:20 in LA! Tickets @ funnystorymovie.com. Q&A after the screening hope you can come 🙌🙌🙌
LIVE right now with the homie @joejitsukawa come join the fun!!! https://streamyard.com/94zjsiwc8u link in the bio!
This is my favorite episode of @nikkilimo and I’s podcast by far. How are you really? Link in the bio!
I legit think the Sh*t They Don’t Tell You is the dopest most sickest podcast around and I get to do it with @nikkilimo! I also get to see old friends like fellow tequila aficionado @lisaschwartz !!
NEVER EVER EVER LIVE YOUR LIFE IN FEAR… with this one exception…. (brand new Sh*t They Don’t Tell You link in the bio!!
SUPER freaking proud me and @nikkilimo’s podcast Sh*t They Don’t Tell You just hit 100 episodes!! I absolutely love this show and our audience blows me away with how supportive they’ve been! Thanks everyone sincerely! We took live calls in this for the first time! Link in the bio! Back to Insta trolling tomorrow 😉
Brand new Sh*t They Don’t Tell You! I go DEEP with @nikkilimo every Thursday and sometimes on Saturday too. Link in the bio!
Come meet me and @nikkilimo tomorrow at Comic Con Los Angeles!! Doing a live recording of The Sh*t They Don’t Tell You podcast @ 4pm with @blacknerd!
This week on the greatest podcast in history my buddy @supdaily talks about how he got stabbed one time and how living in Hollywood made him want to live anywhere else! Links in the bio!!
