My little brother @wilmervalderrama has turned 40! What.The.Fuck. I went to your high school graduation. It was outside on the football field in 1998 and I was sweating because it was 100 degrees in the valley. Ur welcome. U owe me. 40 is the new 21 so congrats ur allowed to drink now. Just not on work days because we can’t look puffy. Love you hermano….. “I said good day!!”
Happy bday dear Kutcherrrrrrrrrrrr cha cha cha…….Happy bday to you!
#ThisIs44
I love lamp.
Happy mommy’s day my mother. From your son who might have been in love with Chris Cornell…. luv u 2 the 🌙
Preparing for the roll of retired actor. In quarantine. During a pandemic. With morning fro. #characterresearch
Dude u crushed it! #legomyeggo
Sticks. I got sticks. You need sticks? Cuz I got sticks. @rustydebello he dabbles in sticks too…
Thanx for the badass sticker Tommy Stone @tstonelimited #hyde ✊🏻
Holy muther weed wackers are a slow way to cut waist high cover crop aka grass and weeds. 13 rows in 8 hours. If anyone has 50 sheep I’ll trade u 2 rolls of TP for a months rental. Can’t tell from pic but Hill is 30 degree slope. Only 200 more rows to go. #quarantinelyfe #beards&mask=🔥
Holy muther weed wackers are a slow way to cut waist high cover crop aka grass and weeds. 13 rows in 8 hours. If anyone has 50 sheep I’ll trade u 2 rolls of TP for a months rental. Can’t tell from pic but Hill is 30 degree slope. Only 200 more rows to go. #quarantinelyfe #beards&mask=🔥
Go Jordy it’s ur bday we gonna social distance like it’s ur bday…. happy bday kiddo. U look great for 34. @jordyofantastico #jordanmasterson
@theholdernessfamily is inside my house doing a musical about my life and it’s freaking me out.
Have Forts will travel.
Oh man what a night (that i cant remember). @steveaoki #djmomjeans #@djamlives and @jusske perhaps this is sundance? Think we played hour long sets each then went song for song. @emilehirsch holding down booth security while @tjjefferson was playing paparazzi. @jenniweinman u got details?
Oh yes. @jordyofantastico going full serpico this hiatus. #jordanmasterson #theBoz
#livinginoblivion #masterpiece
Sláinte
Masterpiece. #jojorabbit
Patriot baby caught in the wild. #disney #fiannafrancis @bijouphillips
Sunday night vibes. @saarloosandsons #familytree #honyhocker #pizzashack
#nashville all love.
New lids on point @patriotprovisions diggin them shirts 2.
@espn just crushing Ultimate covid Ninja training. Commentary…”Caught the back side of the hole and knocked it back in” “Josh Does have a right to left bag” “rubin has such a smooth stroke” “clutch 4bagger” #ultimateninjawarrior #bullybags #4bagger #splitdabag #cornholio #airmail
