If you don’t want to look at pictures of the baby you should mute me right now because this is pretty much all I’m doing. #mommingit #postpardum I’m delirious.
#mytitsneverlookedthisgoodinreallife tbf
Me and Colette.
Challenge accepted @sjmeyer02 I nominate @shiriappleby @delpy.julie @builtbywendy @sarahbolger @larysakondracki (you’re gonna hate me) @louisebonnetstudio @melodiemcdaniel
I’m doing the exact same thing I was doing in my last post. I’m super grateful that I like my roommates but I will say they’re slobs. We need to work on that. #goals
My life has gotten completely insane.
Six months old and her only play dates have been with inanimate objects. Colette’s incredibly thoughtful cousin @alexipappas sent some hand knit friends from Greece. We need all the snuggles we can get. #quarantinebaby #sixmonthsold
Happy. birthday Nicky!!!
We are thrilled to introduce you to Colette Kathleen. Oscar is now a big brother. I gave birth January 8th and our hearts have gotten bigger whilst our rest has shrunken considerably. This firecracker came out with a thick head of strawberry blonde hair, ready to take over the world. #newborn #babygirl
Look who I was lucky enough to run into @monsterjam earning cool mom points! @selmablair has always been the generous and kind face you want to run into whenever you can. She is a girls girl who has always managed to leave me feeling better after seeing her. You are beautiful, brave, and funnier than ever. @arthursaint is one lucky kid.
The best decision I ever made was having kids with this guy. Happy Father’s Day Nicky! There nobody I’d rather be on this journey with more than you.
I think she may know too much already.
January in California. The extra state tax is for the weather.
Four years ago today this light came into our life! Happy Birthday sweet, funny, and kind Oscar Marmet!!!! We couldn’t be more proud to be your mom and dad!!! Photo @conceptarts
My best friend from childhood and I sat on the floor of a Lakers game in 2011. We’re cheering in the background of this photo that she found and sent to me last night. The studio who made a The Mentalist gave me the tickets and we had such a blast at the game watching from the best perspective possible in awe of the players size and skill. I never thought a photo from that night would make me feel sad. My heart goes out to Kobe’s family. My God what a tragedy.
Me shopping in the toilet paper aisle 20 minutes after Target opened this morning. I really hope the hoarders are being selfish and not prepared. I was able to procure 10 menthol scented boxes of tissue which will burn but get the job done.
Happy birthday hot stuff! @sarahbolger if I weren’t such a secure old hag I wouldn’t be able to hang out with such a talented, smart, and beautiful young thing. Keep showing the world what you’ve got because my God you’ve got a lot .
Okay, here we go again! I wrote this piece for @nytimes and the link to it is in my profile!!!! I figured it out with a phone tutorial from @gillianjacobs who is the reason I got to write the piece to begin with.
Basically I looked just like Oscar but with a chipped tooth and a demented fashion sense. I may have invented the roomy hip hop look that became popular much later. #fashionforcaster you used to be able to share your passport with your mother!!!! Who knew?
Happy birthday @rlouder whoever does your “work” is incredible. You look like a baby. Wait… Is this picture old? We love you Richard! If Rufus could afford it, he’d buy you a wetsuit and glasses.
So happy to be a tiny part of my friend Jeff Beana’s movie that premiers at Sundance today and on Netflix next month. Both Jeff and @alisonbrie are crazy talented and While I’ve yet to see the movie I can’t imagine it’s anything less than stellar. Congrats to @alisonbrie for co-writing and spreading her wings as an artist. You’re brave and I admire you.
Nicky’s talented cousin @jeremyteicher and his powerhouse multi hyphenate wife @alexipappas made this truly independent funny film at the Winter Olympics. Catch it if you can @nickkroll and Alexi are great together.