Wondering why Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Girl, that is exactly where people can find seashells for free. It’s not a viable business plan. You have to open shop elsewhere. #restingbeachface
#fbf to (belated) hbd mood and now. I celebrated with cake (thanks @stephen_madden), cats, and this very special message from the one and only @higgins.ben (thanks @yulin.kuang)!
#fbf to (belated) hbd mood and now. I celebrated with cake (thanks @stephen_madden), cats, and this very special message from the one and only @higgins.ben (thanks @yulin.kuang)!
#tbt to Ireland last fall where I saw ZERO leprechauns and NO ONE said “top o’ the morning to ya” but saw other lovely things instead #falseadvertising
#tbt to Ireland last fall where I saw ZERO leprechauns and NO ONE said “top o’ the morning to ya” but saw other lovely things instead #falseadvertising
#tbt to Ireland last fall where I saw ZERO leprechauns and NO ONE said “top o’ the morning to ya” but saw other lovely things instead #falseadvertising
#tbt to Ireland last fall where I saw ZERO leprechauns and NO ONE said “top o’ the morning to ya” but saw other lovely things instead #falseadvertising
#tbt to Ireland last fall where I saw ZERO leprechauns and NO ONE said “top o’ the morning to ya” but saw other lovely things instead #falseadvertising
#tbt to Ireland last fall where I saw ZERO leprechauns and NO ONE said “top o’ the morning to ya” but saw other lovely things instead #falseadvertising
#tbt to Ireland last fall where I saw ZERO leprechauns and NO ONE said “top o’ the morning to ya” but saw other lovely things instead #falseadvertising
#tbt to Ireland last fall where I saw ZERO leprechauns and NO ONE said “top o’ the morning to ya” but saw other lovely things instead #falseadvertising
#tbt to Ireland last fall where I saw ZERO leprechauns and NO ONE said “top o’ the morning to ya” but saw other lovely things instead #falseadvertising
#tbt to Ireland last fall where I saw ZERO leprechauns and NO ONE said “top o’ the morning to ya” but saw other lovely things instead #falseadvertising
Lizard Eyes here wants nothing else but for me to leave the house so he can go back to jumping on kitchen counters and scratching couches without getting yelled at
Lizard Eyes here wants nothing else but for me to leave the house so he can go back to jumping on kitchen counters and scratching couches without getting yelled at
Lizard Eyes here wants nothing else but for me to leave the house so he can go back to jumping on kitchen counters and scratching couches without getting yelled at
#tbt to moments before I figured out Santa wasn’t real. Hope you had a less disappointing Christmas!
#fbf to less than a month ago to simpler times. How the tides have turned ahahhahahaha get it? Ok for real, stay in, be safe, use purell, watch tv, learn a new recipe, eat cheese, allow yourself to get fat, don’t feel so guilty about being lazy if you’re at least doing self-care, eat more cheese if that if that’s your method of self-care
Why do I pay for a 1-bedroom when we don’t even leave the bed
Why do I pay for a 1-bedroom when we don’t even leave the bed
Why do I pay for a 1-bedroom when we don’t even leave the bed
Happy New Year, but also welcome to the hell that is January, which is one long Monday.
