Hey, you know what, fuck it, it ain’t that bad right?
Yo check out my new Tesla
Oh, Hey There! I bet you’re curious how today my fate ended up in the hands of God the Almighty? Well, it’s a long story… let me go vomit a few times and I’ll take you back to the start…
Figured I would post the last image of me before my hair becomes sentient and completely consumes me
“SO YOU GOT KNOCKED DOWN, GO OUT THERE AND SHOW ME YOU CAN GET BACK UP.”
Ah, I see you caught me doing some light reading. Well, while I have your attention I might as well let you know that there is a new video on my channel regarding Gwyneth Paltrow‘s Netflix series “The Goop Lab”. Please do not make a fool out of yourself and miss out?
He blocks your path, wdyd?
Not exactly how I saw my 30th birthday bash going down but you make due with what you have 😅 On a more serious note I hope all of you out there are finding your way through this madness ok, stay safe and get yourself a life partner like @chazo0 Who will improvise a birthday party out of eight month old stale pantry scraps when the going gets tough 😂😂
I couldn’t help but notice…
Opened the day with a very patriotic breakfast, happy Fourth of July!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Opened the day with a very patriotic breakfast, happy Fourth of July!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
“You Have a New Memory”
My wife just actually ordered a taco from Taco Bell where the Shell is made out of Doritos and somehow deep down I get the feeling that something somewhere went very wrong/right
I better not be spying you over there not watching my new video on reality TV show ‘Kid Nation’, where CBS literally stranded 40 children in the desert and forced them to create their own society while filming it for mass consumption. You best head on over to my YouTube channel and watch it now before I start getting strange and disgruntled…
Anybody for a famous Super Beef 3-Way???
Jimmy’s all grown up and dare I say so very ✨DASHING✨!! Go to my YouTube channel NOW to find out what really happened behind the scenes at KID NATION 😤😤😤🤯!!
Oh…so you want this life?? 🙄🙄🤷…well YOU GOTTA 💸💸WORK B‼️TCH 💸💸
This shit hits like the mouthwash you had to drink when your family hid all the mini plastic vodka bottles from you
I couldn’t feel my hands and was completely wet but hey the picture came out nice 🌧🌧🏙🗽
They were 3 for 5$ at Walgreens, and I’m not one to look a gift pope in the mouth…🤷♂️
I made a video about boats(?) and boating licenses(??) or something I don’t really know what to say but you can go watch it on my YouTube channel if you want to lose brain cells
