For a personalized video SHOUT-out from me, go to cameo.com/gilbert gottfried @BookCameo #gift #giftideas #easter #passover2021
Happy birthday to former podcast guest Hal Linden aka Barney Miller.
I still fuckin hate “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”, but I’m willing to put that aside to wish former podcast guest Matthew Broderick a Happy Birthday. Listen to my interview with him here: https://www.gilbertpodcast.com/matthew-broderick/ via @RealGilbertACP
Happy birthday Gary Dell’Abate. Sorry, I mean Happy Birthday John Oates. @SternShowQuotes @HS_SuperFan @HowardSternBot @sternshow @SiriusXMComedy @robertAbooey
An actual Jesus Christ night light. Press his penis and he’ll show you the light. What were Jesus’ last words? “Hey, I can see my house from up here!” Happy Easter.
I knew a woman who worked as a tailor and a prostitute. She HEMMED and WHORED. I deeply apologize to anyone who is gainfully employed as both a TAILOR and a PROSTITUTE.
On sale now! For the first time ever, watch us record our weekly podcast with special guest @alfredyankovic !!! Go to nowherecomedyclub.com for tickets before it sells out!
Going to attempt this again, but virtual!!! Join me from the comfort of your home THIS Friday, April 23rd. Buy tickets NOW at www.nowherecomedyclub.com Limited # of post-show VIP M&G tickets too. @SETLISTSHOW @PaulProvenza @troyconrad @NowhereComedy WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYhv2T-3S0Y
Don’t miss our live “Gilbert Gottfried‘s Amazing Colossal Podcast” taping this Thursday, May 13th at 8pm ET with special guest “Weird Al” Yankovic. For tickets go to nowherecomedyclub.com
Listen & subscribe to this week’s episode of Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast: Dana Gould Returns: Part Two https://gilbertpodcast.com/dana-gould-returns-part-two/… via @RealGilbertACP
April 23rd 8:30pm ET. The Set List – Standup Without a Net! Buy tickets to my all NEW virtual show now! Limited VIP M&G tickets avail too. Go to nowherecomedyclub.com @NowhereComedy @PaulProvenza @troyconrads
Looking for a unique #gift ? Go to cameo.com/gilbertgottfried for a personalized video SHOUTout.
Join me for my 1st VIRTUAL IMPROVISED STAND-UP SHOW. Random topics will appear on screen & I will have to come up with a whole new act on the spot! ALL NEW UNPREPARED MATERIAL! Friday, April 23rd, 8:30pm ET. Tickets available at http://NoWhereComedyClub.com
Listen to this week’s episode of my buddy Jeff Ross’ podcast “Thick Skin” to hear us call up fans and listeners on the new Stereo app. Make sure to sign up & download Stereo for free! And follow @ggottfried & @jeffross Download Stereo here https://stereo.com or link in my bio.
Ready to Roast me and my buddy @therealjeffreyross tomorrow at 4:20pm? Download the Stereo app for free. Follow the link in my bio.
Go to www.cameo.com/gilbertgottfried for a personalized video shout out. #mothersdaygift #mothersday #mothers #mothersdaygifts @cameo
We’re doing it again! Tickets just went on sale. Limited # of m&g vip avail. All new material! All improvised!! All from the comfort of your home. Www.nowherecomedyclub.com
Come have fun and roast me and my buddy @realjeffreyross today at 4:20pm ET!!! Download the stereo app for free: www.stereo.com/ggottfried
All improv. All new material. Watch from the comfort of your home. For tickets go to nowherecomedyclub.com
Join us tonight at 8pm ET. Looking forward to hearing your messages. Join @stereo for free and follow me at stereo.com/gottfried