I haven’t even watched this one yet—— I just shared it immediately! #Dexter #showtime #theyreatitagain
What a psycho. #dexter did you spot his victim squirming??? #watchclosely whaa-haa-AGHHH!!!
Setting my TiVo now! Remember those? #Dexter #Showtime
#packaging has gone TOO far I think.
This is what @instagram is for… right?
I was outside for no more than 11 minutes. #nofilter no #spf Come on JEN! And now- the most obvious hashtag…#redneck 🔥 👍🏻
Work is weird this year. Is there where I say something like- #setlife 🥴😂
She is so delicate that she blew right out of the pickup truck on her way home. 🤣#merrychristmas #tree All of God’s trees are beautiful 🤘🏻
There’s no such thing as #perfect … or, IS there???
Repost from @sheilaedrummer
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😂 adorable, almost there! #Repost from @msartese
I don’t remember much: names, faces, secrets. But I will never forget my Sunday nights with @rejectedjokes and #snowpants at @ucbtla What a bunch of bananas 🍌 thanks Ben! 😂
Somebody that I used to know.
Remember this @arielashe ?
#traffic = the SAFEST way to drive! Currently going zero miles per hour. But I caught the Christmas spirit like a rocket! 🎄❄️
He’ssss baaaaaack!!!! 😆😆😆 repost: @claytonfarris 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻weak ankles? What’s good for that? 🧐 mushrooms? Hidden valley ranch? Lemme look into it…
That thing you’re wearing on your face is called a SMILE! Remember those??
#amazing Repost from @goodnews_movement
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ZERO GRAVITY PROPOSAL: Xavier Andrews ( @x_andrews ) had been producing a show about astronaut training so he decided to take the opportunity for zero gravity proposal “I almost lost the ring, threw up, experienced weightlessness.”
Shanté said, “When we drifted into the air together, I saw he was holding a ring and I immediately burst into tears. I was truly surprised, which explains why I’m ugly-crying in all of the photos. After that, all I remember is spinning in circles with him while hugging and crying.”
❤️❤️❤️ @shantecosme @x_andrews
Photographer: Steven Boxall
And that is what I call, some EXCELLENT birthday loot!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Mark Twain said, “To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the one who ALWAYS deserves the bigger half!
I love you forever friend. You’re the most wonderful (and strangest) surprise of my life. I’m celebrating the ever-loving S out of you today!!! 🙌🏻♥️ @mingey
Full disclosure: this post was lifted directly from @finnwittrock Insta.
I also am (very) proud to be a part of this @amy_koppelman direct film.
See how I one-Up’d Finn with the “very”? 🤓 Bam!
@mingey @amouthfulofair
Wanna kick #2020 to the curb together??? #happynewyear 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 @theavettbrothers
HEPPPPPY NEW YEAAAHHHS!!!!!
For this year’s #12daysofAvett, we’ll be revealing the special guests for our #newyearseve virtual celebration. Today, for Day 1, we are thrilled to announce that our MC for the evening is @daxshepard! Order the webcast and follow along as we announce more special guests – Repost from @theavettbrothers
I’m joining this movement! I love you! ❤️
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Just a few words can have a big impact. #bekind
Repost from @goodnews_movement
Hot #coffee @helloclove 😂
Look who surprised me at the airport! #girlstrip !!!@busyphilipps AND @fullyrosebyrne
We really oughtta though…
!!AMAZING Christmas gift alert!!!! No shipping needed! Learning is alive and well in our home this morning. And 20 kids who NEED this program are getting it because we bought just ONE subscription! #keeplearningalive #learningwithhomer
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