The Sandman is gliding into 55 today! Happy Birthday to the man who has made me and the world laugh our tails off for 5 decades and counting! From Studboy on MTV to Opera Man on SNL to Happy Gilmore and so many more. Thank you for all the joy you’ve spread!
I love you, brother. @adamsandler
Norm, I didn’t just like you.
I loved you.
You didn’t just make me laugh.
You made me cry with laughter.
I’m still crying today.
But when I think of you,
my tears will run down my face with all the memories of all the laughter and all the joys that you brought to all of us.
Rest now my good friend.
Love you forever,
Robbie
These are the last pictures I took with him.
This was the last performance Norm did with us… Every one of them was special.
He was a genius amongst us mere mortals.
My Good Morning KISS to all of you!!! Dance (and trip) like a caveman! @iampatriciamaya WATCH “REAL ROB” On @netflix again for the FIRST TIME! Also “Asian Momma Mexican Kids!”
The Luckiest Guy in the world and the beautiful y multi-talentosa @iampatriciamaya in New Orleans! Patita, you make life incredible every day!
I LOVE YOUUU ❤️
Husbando
Thank YOU Atlanta Centerstage Theater for 2 AWESOME SHOWS tonight!! I had a blast!
It’s sooooo great to be BACK ON STAGE! 2 MORE SHOWS TOMORROW NIGHT!!
One of my favorite Co-Stars,
Miss Piggy! She spends a lot of time in the make-up trailer but a real looker! “Muppets In Space”
On behalf of Norm’s friends,
thank you for your generous outpouring of love… at long last.
You can do it!
And you could have done it…. sooner.
#normmacdonald
Nobody told me I was fighting tonight!
@UFC @danawhite
#asianmommamexicankids NOW STREAMING ON @netflix
Norm Macdonald illuminates for us in his usual brief brilliance that there is no science behind the idea that ‘we are all an accident in this cold and loveless universe and when your dead your dead.’ As Alan Watts says, “If there is such a thing as love and compassion it is because it is endemic to the universe. We didn’t come ‘into’ this world. We came out of it! Just as an apple tree ‘apples,’ this world, ‘peoples.’ “
Thank YOU, @iampatriciamaya @iamjamielissow Todd Graves, Ian Vaughn @s8ntfan ,Jennifer Doen and our entire incredible cast and crew in beautiful Arizona for making our film,
“Daddy Daughter Trip” possible!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!
LETS GO @sfgiants BEAT LA
RobSchneider.com
#BeatLA
#BeatLAAllNiteLong
This is the lost sketch I did with the great Norm Macdonald that we wrote together, directed by Canadian Film maker Boon Collins, edited by Erik Geisler. We filmed it at my house 10 years ago with the excellent comic actor Buddy Lewis, (Big Stan).
It was as close to what Norm thought was the perfect joke: that being where the punchline is also the set-up. It’s just a Norm tour de force. Norm’s deadpan makes me laugh EVERY time! I hope you enjoy this gem performance by Norm.
“The Gay Marriage Counselor.”
WARNING: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE
What did YOU do this Sunday?! Skydiving INDOORS! Thank YOU iFLYworld.com Scottsdale Arizona! We had a BLAST!
I am performing on my “ I HAVE ISSUES” Stand up comedy TOUR! Go to RobSchneider.com for DATES!!
Thank YOU, Tahoe Nevada!
I had a blast last night!
@montbleutahoe
Congratulations, Italy!!
I know you will be celebrating for the next four months so I was in no big rush to get this out yesterday… 😃
Adding shows…
COME SEE ME!!
I will be in Pensacola Florida TOMORROW NIGHT,
THURSDAY and Montgomery Alabama FRIDAY NIGHT
Making my way to Tahoe!
Hope to see you there!
Love,
Rob
Back on tour!!
It’s been THE BEST times EVER ON STAGE!! Hope to see YOU SOON!! Go to RobSchneider.com for dates and tickets
Back on tour!!
It’s been THE BEST times EVER ON STAGE!! Hope to see YOU SOON!! Go to RobSchneider.com for dates and tickets
Back on tour!!
It’s been THE BEST times EVER ON STAGE!! Hope to see YOU SOON!! Go to RobSchneider.com for dates and tickets
Tickets for my “I Have Issues” tour go on sale tomorrow at 10am local time!