Medical Police available on @netflix starting TOMORROW!
Ever pinch yourself because you must be dreaming and it turns out to be real but you realize you were dozing off a little AND YOU’RE DRIVING?! Then you tell yourself that you shouldn’t drive for long stretches but remember the reason you pinched yourself and forget everything else? This is like that… MOTORTREND has announced the all-new Top Gear America hosts: Dax Shepard, Rob Corddry, and Jethro Bovingdon! Streaming Spring 2020 exclusively on MotorTrend. Subscribe now 👉http://bit.ly/2qEFn3Z #TopGearAmerica #MotorTrend
@hayeslady and myself were treated to a wonderfully mythical morning by @rhettmc and @linkneal on Good Mythical Morning: https://youtu.be/THcmHPVmTJQ
Guess who’s back?
I was nine, in bed sick when I heard my family reacting to something on TV. Soon after, my mother (I assume, but I don’t remember) told me that John Lennon had been killed outside his home. It didn’t make sense then and it still doesn’t. Every time I’m reminded of it there’s a fraction of time I have to spend organizing reality. It happened this morning when my wife reminded me what day it was and it happened again just now when my 11yo daughter told Alexa to play Imagine. I tried to explain to her why it doesn’t make sense and she was very polite but in the end, it does make sense to her. It’s history. Then she played the soundtrack to that movie Yesterday where the Beatles don’t exist, and I suddenly wondered if the reason I had spontaneously burst into tears when the kid shows up at John’s house was because that world made more sense to me than this one. Maybe that’s the right world! And if that’s the right world, ours is wrong and if so, I’m happy to shoulder my way through this janky timeline if it means John gets to live. It makes me happy to think about it… all the potential worlds with their potential Johns living out some particular shade of his character. So many John’s is more fun to imagine than no Johns. I tried, and it was in fact easy.
Great wildlife sightings today. A gorgeous hard top First Edition Bronco and his bald grandfather.
Attention staff, what do you call a web-making contest between spiders? A spin-off. From the world of Childrens Hospital comes MEDICAL POLICE. They’re cops AND their doctors, at the same time! What?! New half hour comedy explodes all over you on January 10th on @netflix @netflixisajoke @robhuebel @hayeslady
Seems like I’m saying something like “No thanks, I don’t do that anymore” or “you have to talk to my lawyer about THAT”. But I’m really saying “Watch a new episode of THE UNICORN tonight at 8:30 on @cbstv “ Yeah, I use CBS’s Insta name when I talk. @theunicorncbs
To all the crew members of the Unicorn who recommended going to Frys for Networking components… you’ve been in LA too long. You owe me 20 minutes and gas money.
@michaelawat bought the McLaren 600LT just to hold her ball of yarn. #YoungHollywood
This is my role in front of the camera and behind the scenes on the Unicorn. @michaelawat pointing at me telling me she was right. Watch tonight’s Thanksgiving episode of The Unicorn. It’s a great one and I’ll be live tweeting the west coast feed with the whole extended Corddry clan. 8:30 on @cbstv @theunicorncbs
Feelin’ blue? Here’s a thumbs up, courtesy of THE UNICORN. Tomorrow night on @cbstv @theunicorncbs
The Unicorn is back baby! Tonight at 8:30pm on @CBS
Hey, what you think about staying in tonight? Watch MEDICAL POLICE and chill? All ten episodes of the new CHILDRENS HOSPITAL spin-off are available to stream NOW on @netflix @netflixisajoke
Tonight on @theunicorncbs @omarbensonmiller gets his hand stuck in a bowl… 8:30 on @cbstv
The time is now to watch MEDICAL POLICE on @netflix @netflixisajoke
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Tonight on @theunicorncbs … I show Michaela Watkins my Uvula! 8:30 on @cbstv
@mrcraigrobinson guest stars in MEDICAL POLICE. Episodes available on @netflix January 10! @netflixisajoke @robhuebel @hayeslady
Attention Staff, what has four wheels, a bedroom and my mother lives in it? A trailer. That is all. MEDICAL POLICE premieres January 10 on @Netflix @Netflixisajoke
Tonight on @theunicorncbs Eye-rolling! 8:30 on @cbstv
The reviews from the east coast are in and people feel the same way I do about this episode. It’s hilarious and it will jerk some tears. I love doing this show and I love that you guys love it. I’m thankful for all of you. Thank you for taking this ride with us. And again, I’ll be live tweeting with my 13 yo Sloane, my mom, her wife and My brother Nate and his girlfriend. I hope you enjoy it.
My pal @nick.ebeling made a great doc about Dennis Hopper and just slipped me the FANTASTIC score. It will make you want to sit in an idling pickup with a shotgun between your legs. At midnight. Oh, and you’re drinking whiskey out of the bottle and checking your mirrors for bad guys. #dennishopper #alongfortheridefilm #gemmathompson
