It’s pretty tough for me to meme in this economy (where I don’t go anywhere really) but RHONY is saving my life in general and I’m doing a show in like 2 weeks with @yamyampuddini and illustrious hilarious guests at The Elysian!! Ticket link in my bio, please come!? Be cool. Don’t be all…like, uncool.
It’s pretty tough for me to meme in this economy (where I don’t go anywhere really) but RHONY is saving my life in general and I’m doing a show in like 2 weeks with @yamyampuddini and illustrious hilarious guests at The Elysian!! Ticket link in my bio, please come!? Be cool. Don’t be all…like, uncool.
It’s pretty tough for me to meme in this economy (where I don’t go anywhere really) but RHONY is saving my life in general and I’m doing a show in like 2 weeks with @yamyampuddini and illustrious hilarious guests at The Elysian!! Ticket link in my bio, please come!? Be cool. Don’t be all…like, uncool.
It’s pretty tough for me to meme in this economy (where I don’t go anywhere really) but RHONY is saving my life in general and I’m doing a show in like 2 weeks with @yamyampuddini and illustrious hilarious guests at The Elysian!! Ticket link in my bio, please come!? Be cool. Don’t be all…like, uncool.
Finally caught up on AJLT and I gotta say, I am having a lot of fun with it overall! My only major complaint (no one asked) is that maybe some of us were wild, neurotic 22-year-old femmes when they started watching SATC reruns in their underpants, eating microwave baked ziti and smoking indoors at their ex gf’s mom’s house while she was at work (the mom also smoked inside!) and they first met Steve. And maybe they thought Steve’s boyish charms and good looks translated a bit to the hot butch dyke (what else did we have?!) of their dreams, who would be so kind and patient with them, as Steve was with Miranda, who could be so cynical and unyielding (*pulls at collar* relatable 😬) He knew who he was, he was comfortable with himself, he was grounded and didn’t feel the need to be flashy or try to please everyone all the time, but he always aimed to please her. He made her laugh and didn’t let her run away and ruin a good thing time and time again, like the femme I mean femmes in question were prone to do. So, because of all that, these hypothetical femmes loved Steve and Miranda, and believed that if they could make it, maybe anything was possible, and surely there was someone for everyone, even them. Now, truly, the Steve of cannon was already massacred when he cheated on Miranda in the first SATC movie (he/they would never!) so AJLT did not cast the first blow. But my god. Look at my Steve!!
The theme is still “life’s little pleasures” for the foreseeable future, my friends! (Ps Meredith Marks, I am so mad at you! I was rooting for you! I would have disengaged heaven and earth for your angelic lip liner application and bold, bobbing titties! Now you’ve forsaken fashion and sanity (with this Mary alliance) and it hurts, damn it.)
The theme is still “life’s little pleasures” for the foreseeable future, my friends! (Ps Meredith Marks, I am so mad at you! I was rooting for you! I would have disengaged heaven and earth for your angelic lip liner application and bold, bobbing titties! Now you’ve forsaken fashion and sanity (with this Mary alliance) and it hurts, damn it.)
The theme is still “life’s little pleasures” for the foreseeable future, my friends! (Ps Meredith Marks, I am so mad at you! I was rooting for you! I would have disengaged heaven and earth for your angelic lip liner application and bold, bobbing titties! Now you’ve forsaken fashion and sanity (with this Mary alliance) and it hurts, damn it.)
The theme is still “life’s little pleasures” for the foreseeable future, my friends! (Ps Meredith Marks, I am so mad at you! I was rooting for you! I would have disengaged heaven and earth for your angelic lip liner application and bold, bobbing titties! Now you’ve forsaken fashion and sanity (with this Mary alliance) and it hurts, damn it.)
Just sharing some recent lil pleasures and something new, which is that I am really starting to understand and appreciate that I did things differently and not wrong in terms of “growing up.” Or I guess even maybe it was wrong, but that’s ok because I had a really fucking good time and got to know myself really well. I’ve always felt that regret or wasted potential is the biggest theme of my life, but I’m realizing that I started thinking that way when I was like 12! And spent the rest of my life like pre-regretting almost everything. That’s sad, but for the first time I feel empowered to try to stop doing that. And now like, looking at my 20s and early 30s, there’s a lot of shit I should have probably been doing but didn’t, and some things were really hard because I’m “severely mentally ill” or whatever, but overall, I gotta say, I had so much fucking fun. There are very few opportunities for fun, pleasure, or leisure I didn’t take, and that’s something I’m starting to feel really proud of.
Just sharing some recent lil pleasures and something new, which is that I am really starting to understand and appreciate that I did things differently and not wrong in terms of “growing up.” Or I guess even maybe it was wrong, but that’s ok because I had a really fucking good time and got to know myself really well. I’ve always felt that regret or wasted potential is the biggest theme of my life, but I’m realizing that I started thinking that way when I was like 12! And spent the rest of my life like pre-regretting almost everything. That’s sad, but for the first time I feel empowered to try to stop doing that. And now like, looking at my 20s and early 30s, there’s a lot of shit I should have probably been doing but didn’t, and some things were really hard because I’m “severely mentally ill” or whatever, but overall, I gotta say, I had so much fucking fun. There are very few opportunities for fun, pleasure, or leisure I didn’t take, and that’s something I’m starting to feel really proud of.
Just sharing some recent lil pleasures and something new, which is that I am really starting to understand and appreciate that I did things differently and not wrong in terms of “growing up.” Or I guess even maybe it was wrong, but that’s ok because I had a really fucking good time and got to know myself really well. I’ve always felt that regret or wasted potential is the biggest theme of my life, but I’m realizing that I started thinking that way when I was like 12! And spent the rest of my life like pre-regretting almost everything. That’s sad, but for the first time I feel empowered to try to stop doing that. And now like, looking at my 20s and early 30s, there’s a lot of shit I should have probably been doing but didn’t, and some things were really hard because I’m “severely mentally ill” or whatever, but overall, I gotta say, I had so much fucking fun. There are very few opportunities for fun, pleasure, or leisure I didn’t take, and that’s something I’m starting to feel really proud of.
Just sharing some recent lil pleasures and something new, which is that I am really starting to understand and appreciate that I did things differently and not wrong in terms of “growing up.” Or I guess even maybe it was wrong, but that’s ok because I had a really fucking good time and got to know myself really well. I’ve always felt that regret or wasted potential is the biggest theme of my life, but I’m realizing that I started thinking that way when I was like 12! And spent the rest of my life like pre-regretting almost everything. That’s sad, but for the first time I feel empowered to try to stop doing that. And now like, looking at my 20s and early 30s, there’s a lot of shit I should have probably been doing but didn’t, and some things were really hard because I’m “severely mentally ill” or whatever, but overall, I gotta say, I had so much fucking fun. There are very few opportunities for fun, pleasure, or leisure I didn’t take, and that’s something I’m starting to feel really proud of.
Just sharing some recent lil pleasures and something new, which is that I am really starting to understand and appreciate that I did things differently and not wrong in terms of “growing up.” Or I guess even maybe it was wrong, but that’s ok because I had a really fucking good time and got to know myself really well. I’ve always felt that regret or wasted potential is the biggest theme of my life, but I’m realizing that I started thinking that way when I was like 12! And spent the rest of my life like pre-regretting almost everything. That’s sad, but for the first time I feel empowered to try to stop doing that. And now like, looking at my 20s and early 30s, there’s a lot of shit I should have probably been doing but didn’t, and some things were really hard because I’m “severely mentally ill” or whatever, but overall, I gotta say, I had so much fucking fun. There are very few opportunities for fun, pleasure, or leisure I didn’t take, and that’s something I’m starting to feel really proud of.
Just sharing some recent lil pleasures and something new, which is that I am really starting to understand and appreciate that I did things differently and not wrong in terms of “growing up.” Or I guess even maybe it was wrong, but that’s ok because I had a really fucking good time and got to know myself really well. I’ve always felt that regret or wasted potential is the biggest theme of my life, but I’m realizing that I started thinking that way when I was like 12! And spent the rest of my life like pre-regretting almost everything. That’s sad, but for the first time I feel empowered to try to stop doing that. And now like, looking at my 20s and early 30s, there’s a lot of shit I should have probably been doing but didn’t, and some things were really hard because I’m “severely mentally ill” or whatever, but overall, I gotta say, I had so much fucking fun. There are very few opportunities for fun, pleasure, or leisure I didn’t take, and that’s something I’m starting to feel really proud of.
A couple of months ago during the maybe this is fine times, I was at the gay bar and my friend Jan called me over to meet a dude she just met, who immediately broke into “Little Earthquakes” (a song that is both emotionally and vocally challenging) by Tori Amos, so I joined in, obviously. He asked what my favorite song was, and I was like, album or B-side (lol) and then he started singing “Sister Janet” before I could answer (incidentally, one of my fav B-sides). We sang “Tear In Your Hand” (my fav from Little Earthquakes, the album) and “Happy Phantom” (ok, I think this guy’s favorite album is LE, which just turned 30 btw 👵🏽). Anyway, as he walked away, he said he loved meeting me, pointed at himself and said “gays” then pointed at me and said “lesbians” then pointed back between both of us a few times as he slinked away. And, you know what? Yeah. Exactly.
A couple of months ago during the maybe this is fine times, I was at the gay bar and my friend Jan called me over to meet a dude she just met, who immediately broke into “Little Earthquakes” (a song that is both emotionally and vocally challenging) by Tori Amos, so I joined in, obviously. He asked what my favorite song was, and I was like, album or B-side (lol) and then he started singing “Sister Janet” before I could answer (incidentally, one of my fav B-sides). We sang “Tear In Your Hand” (my fav from Little Earthquakes, the album) and “Happy Phantom” (ok, I think this guy’s favorite album is LE, which just turned 30 btw 👵🏽). Anyway, as he walked away, he said he loved meeting me, pointed at himself and said “gays” then pointed at me and said “lesbians” then pointed back between both of us a few times as he slinked away. And, you know what? Yeah. Exactly.
A couple of months ago during the maybe this is fine times, I was at the gay bar and my friend Jan called me over to meet a dude she just met, who immediately broke into “Little Earthquakes” (a song that is both emotionally and vocally challenging) by Tori Amos, so I joined in, obviously. He asked what my favorite song was, and I was like, album or B-side (lol) and then he started singing “Sister Janet” before I could answer (incidentally, one of my fav B-sides). We sang “Tear In Your Hand” (my fav from Little Earthquakes, the album) and “Happy Phantom” (ok, I think this guy’s favorite album is LE, which just turned 30 btw 👵🏽). Anyway, as he walked away, he said he loved meeting me, pointed at himself and said “gays” then pointed at me and said “lesbians” then pointed back between both of us a few times as he slinked away. And, you know what? Yeah. Exactly.
A couple of months ago during the maybe this is fine times, I was at the gay bar and my friend Jan called me over to meet a dude she just met, who immediately broke into “Little Earthquakes” (a song that is both emotionally and vocally challenging) by Tori Amos, so I joined in, obviously. He asked what my favorite song was, and I was like, album or B-side (lol) and then he started singing “Sister Janet” before I could answer (incidentally, one of my fav B-sides). We sang “Tear In Your Hand” (my fav from Little Earthquakes, the album) and “Happy Phantom” (ok, I think this guy’s favorite album is LE, which just turned 30 btw 👵🏽). Anyway, as he walked away, he said he loved meeting me, pointed at himself and said “gays” then pointed at me and said “lesbians” then pointed back between both of us a few times as he slinked away. And, you know what? Yeah. Exactly.
A couple of months ago during the maybe this is fine times, I was at the gay bar and my friend Jan called me over to meet a dude she just met, who immediately broke into “Little Earthquakes” (a song that is both emotionally and vocally challenging) by Tori Amos, so I joined in, obviously. He asked what my favorite song was, and I was like, album or B-side (lol) and then he started singing “Sister Janet” before I could answer (incidentally, one of my fav B-sides). We sang “Tear In Your Hand” (my fav from Little Earthquakes, the album) and “Happy Phantom” (ok, I think this guy’s favorite album is LE, which just turned 30 btw 👵🏽). Anyway, as he walked away, he said he loved meeting me, pointed at himself and said “gays” then pointed at me and said “lesbians” then pointed back between both of us a few times as he slinked away. And, you know what? Yeah. Exactly.
Damn 🔮🚽 she gets me.
I don’t care how “respectable” psilocybin mushrooms become, I took my first handful in a room with a glittery 70s cottage cheese ceiling and like 5 Bath & Body Works candles of wildly non-complimentary scents lit for atmosphere, those will always be called SHROOMS to me!
I don’t care how “respectable” psilocybin mushrooms become, I took my first handful in a room with a glittery 70s cottage cheese ceiling and like 5 Bath & Body Works candles of wildly non-complimentary scents lit for atmosphere, those will always be called SHROOMS to me!
I don’t care how “respectable” psilocybin mushrooms become, I took my first handful in a room with a glittery 70s cottage cheese ceiling and like 5 Bath & Body Works candles of wildly non-complimentary scents lit for atmosphere, those will always be called SHROOMS to me!
