Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor.
And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain.
And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae
Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town.
With sake.
Too much sake.
Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor.
And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain.
And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae
Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town.
With sake.
Too much sake.
Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor.
And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain.
And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae
Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town.
With sake.
Too much sake.
Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor.
And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain.
And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae
Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town.
With sake.
Too much sake.
I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.
Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it.
What I am saying is,
I’m good at drinking beer.
I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.
Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it.
What I am saying is,
I’m good at drinking beer.
I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.
Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it.
What I am saying is,
I’m good at drinking beer.
I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.
Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it.
What I am saying is,
I’m good at drinking beer.
I wanted to be an actress ever since I first laid eyes on the TV show It’s A Living in the early 80’s. A show from what I can only assume was about sassy cocktail waitresses tackling life and big, frosty hair.
I didn’t know acting was a profession. And if we’re being totally honest I didn’t even know the word profession. Because I was 4 and my vocabulary was limited to “Apple juice” and “Jinkies Scoobs!”
But I knew I was mesmerized by what I saw on screen. The women on my TV were beautiful and funny. (Once again I can only assume. I don’t think It’s A Living’s humor was targeted at apple juice junkie 4 year olds) Whatever they were doing, I wanted in. And since that day I’ve been on this path that led me here.
Now that I write this I see my dream was probably closer to being a scantily clad cocktail waitress with large bangs. But I digress.
Today I made that 4 year old proud.
I mean she’d be a hell of a lot prouder if this role included black fishnets and a frilly apron.
But that’s why we don’t let 4 year olds into the workplace.
This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs.
Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants.
Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious.
If you don’t believe me look at that second slide.
See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious.
Disclaimer:
*@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs.
@veryvness did.
And I do whatever Vanessa tells me.
In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products.
But alas, here we are.
📸 @curtyphotog
👔: @sezane
@bluebella
🍳: @peteandgerrys
This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs.
Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants.
Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious.
If you don’t believe me look at that second slide.
See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious.
Disclaimer:
*@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs.
@veryvness did.
And I do whatever Vanessa tells me.
In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products.
But alas, here we are.
📸 @curtyphotog
👔: @sezane
@bluebella
🍳: @peteandgerrys
This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs.
Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants.
Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious.
If you don’t believe me look at that second slide.
See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious.
Disclaimer:
*@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs.
@veryvness did.
And I do whatever Vanessa tells me.
In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products.
But alas, here we are.
📸 @curtyphotog
👔: @sezane
@bluebella
🍳: @peteandgerrys
@houseofatana gifted me these stunning, hand embroidered mules.
Wikifeet gifted me with the knowledge that at least one foot inclined pervert out there would have something to call their mom about.
I’m grateful for both of them.
I mean mostly @houseofatana their shoes are to die for.
Fine. And those Wikifeet weirdos. Who else do I get a pedicure for, really?
@houseofatana gifted me these stunning, hand embroidered mules.
Wikifeet gifted me with the knowledge that at least one foot inclined pervert out there would have something to call their mom about.
I’m grateful for both of them.
I mean mostly @houseofatana their shoes are to die for.
Fine. And those Wikifeet weirdos. Who else do I get a pedicure for, really?
I ❤️Mart
It’s catchy.
It’s also the potential slogan for my new, @martinkove – inspired bumper sticker collection.
My husband has implied it’s creepy to make bumper stickers of my cast mates. I think he’s jealous that I’m capable of creating such gems as “I ❤️Mart”
and my follow up “Cuckoo Cuckoo for Kove Kove Pops”
He might have a point.
One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd
Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd
Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd
Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd
Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd
Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
This photo is the result of 3 things:
1) my unshakable devotion to memorizing 17 seasons of America’s Next Top Model
2) probably a dislocated bone somewhere
3) @veryvness encouraging the sickest dance moves you’ve ever seen.
And of course @curtyphotog for somehow capturing something cool despite the obvious challenge he faces dealing with me on a daily basis.
This photo is the result of 3 things:
1) my unshakable devotion to memorizing 17 seasons of America’s Next Top Model
2) probably a dislocated bone somewhere
3) @veryvness encouraging the sickest dance moves you’ve ever seen.
And of course @curtyphotog for somehow capturing something cool despite the obvious challenge he faces dealing with me on a daily basis.
It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires.
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure – but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I.
I adored Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4 But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE!
And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young.
@cobrakaiseries
It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires.
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure – but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I.
I adored Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4 But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE!
And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young.
@cobrakaiseries
