the longer you stare at it, the closer the trousers get to my armpits
NOT ENOUGH THIGH ON THE TL TODAY SO HAVE RECKLESSLY TAKEN MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS
too busy flirting to notice the lads behind us driving off in our brand new super yacht 🙄🙄🙄
get your scissors guys it’s finally cutaway rollneck season
get your scissors guys it’s finally cutaway rollneck season
pretty big smile for a man who simply can’t swim
gone for the full ten slides here so kudos to anyone who goes the whole hog
gone for the full ten slides here so kudos to anyone who goes the whole hog
gone for the full ten slides here so kudos to anyone who goes the whole hog
gone for the full ten slides here so kudos to anyone who goes the whole hog
gone for the full ten slides here so kudos to anyone who goes the whole hog
gone for the full ten slides here so kudos to anyone who goes the whole hog
gone for the full ten slides here so kudos to anyone who goes the whole hog
gone for the full ten slides here so kudos to anyone who goes the whole hog
gone for the full ten slides here so kudos to anyone who goes the whole hog
gone for the full ten slides here so kudos to anyone who goes the whole hog
luckily for me, this photoshoot for @visualtales also doubles as content for my upcoming coffee table book, “DRESSED IN PEACE: appropriate outfits for funerals”
luckily for me, this photoshoot for @visualtales also doubles as content for my upcoming coffee table book, “DRESSED IN PEACE: appropriate outfits for funerals”
luckily for me, this photoshoot for @visualtales also doubles as content for my upcoming coffee table book, “DRESSED IN PEACE: appropriate outfits for funerals”
luckily for me, this photoshoot for @visualtales also doubles as content for my upcoming coffee table book, “DRESSED IN PEACE: appropriate outfits for funerals”
contrary to the fact that it’s a complete game of chance, it turns out you CAN lose literally every single time on a roulette table #BrokeBritsForBernie
Said goodbye to my best and oldest friend Chris last week – words can’t describe how special he was but being absolute clowns was one of our favourite things to do together so this seems like a fitting tribute. I loved him so much ❤️
it’s 2022 we’re posting our gf’s edinburgh fringe posters on grid now….. problem?????? Prove that you respect me by liking the pic and coming to the show
