Nailed it.
#california #robschneider #standupcomedy #jokes
Am I wrong? 🤔
#robschneider #standupcomedy #jokes #joebiden #politicalmemes
Dude…. look at this handsome dude.
@letterman circa 1987
#robschneider #davidletterman #throwback #standupcomedy #dude
Con mi hermano @adalramones filmando #amoresamor para @paramountplus Nos moríamos de la risa.
si sabes que eres el hombre mas gracioso del mundo!
No one is excited about my dinner…
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Take care of your baristas.
#realrob #coffee #starbucks #barista #coffeelover #tip #gratuity
I want to thank the tens of thousands of people who came out to see me on my “I HAVE ISSUES TOUR.” I was really touched by all the love,
affection and laughter that you gave me. It is truly the honor of my life to perform my heart out for you and have the opportunity to meet you, say hi and to remind ourselves how great and beautiful our country is.
Special thanks to my great pal, the hilarious @iamjamielissow for absolutely killing on this tour! The one thing that was true in every city was how much people valued their freedoms. Especially their Freedom of Speech.
Our First amendment Freedom of Speech is the beacon of hope for the entire world. Let’s ALL fight to protect it. Not just for ourselves but for our children and for the people who gave their lives so that we could live in Freedom.
God bless the United States of America.
With love and gratitude,
Rob
What a night!! Thank YOUUUU Mcallen Texas for an INCREDIBLE SHOW! YOU DID IT! RobSchneider.com @iamjamielissow
Happy Mother’s Day to the best Mama EVER… @iampatriciamaya
Thank you for our gorgeous girls!
I highly recommend these chairs. They come with the most beautiful woman in the world! @iampatriciamaya
When in Austin!! Thank YOU Terry Black’s BBQ! The most incredible ribs EVER! Tomorrow night San Angelo The Murphy Performance Hall 7pm! TIX at
RobSchneider.com @iamjamielissow
If your a baby Red Kangaroo or a person… Always the best place to be during a cold wet day in east Texas is next to the fireplace! We are in Lufkin with my pals, Brandon & Haylee Belt!
The wait-times at restaurants lately have been brutal.
#RealRob #robschneider #restaurant #waiting
Defense Training my 6 pound KILLER is as painstaking as it is rewarding. We will repeat this time tested strategy 3 mores before we each retire for snacks! #DaddyDaughterTripMovie COMING SOON to a theater NEAR YOU!!
I want to thank @paramountplus for providing me with the most rewarding experience of my film career: The making of “Amor es Amor” in Mexico City. It has been a joy beyond measure to direct these spectacularly talented Mexican actors; Vadhir Derbez, Paulina Davila, Christian Vasquez, Hernán Del Riego and Ricardo Margaleff.
In Hollywood I feel empty, in Mexico I feel passionate again about film and it’s because of these actors and the most professional film crew I have ever been blessed to work with, especially my brilliant cinematographer Isi Sarfati and his incredible team. The script by my super talented partner in life, Patricia Maya is a master work. I am humbled by the tireless hard work of everyone involved. Special thanks to Guillermo Borensztein, Axel Kuschevatzky and Diego Suarez Chialvo for believing in our film and getting it made. Thanks to Alex Dahm, Juana Blaya, Juan Sarquis and Fernando Hubbe.
With gratitude, respect, hugs and much Amor,
Rob
I want to thank @paramountplus for providing me with the most rewarding experience of my film career: The making of “Amor es Amor” in Mexico City. It has been a joy beyond measure to direct these spectacularly talented Mexican actors; Vadhir Derbez, Paulina Davila, Christian Vasquez, Hernán Del Riego and Ricardo Margaleff.
In Hollywood I feel empty, in Mexico I feel passionate again about film and it’s because of these actors and the most professional film crew I have ever been blessed to work with, especially my brilliant cinematographer Isi Sarfati and his incredible team. The script by my super talented partner in life, Patricia Maya is a master work. I am humbled by the tireless hard work of everyone involved. Special thanks to Guillermo Borensztein, Axel Kuschevatzky and Diego Suarez Chialvo for believing in our film and getting it made. Thanks to Alex Dahm, Juana Blaya, Juan Sarquis and Fernando Hubbe.
With gratitude, respect, hugs and much Amor,
Rob
I want to thank @paramountplus for providing me with the most rewarding experience of my film career: The making of “Amor es Amor” in Mexico City. It has been a joy beyond measure to direct these spectacularly talented Mexican actors; Vadhir Derbez, Paulina Davila, Christian Vasquez, Hernán Del Riego and Ricardo Margaleff.
In Hollywood I feel empty, in Mexico I feel passionate again about film and it’s because of these actors and the most professional film crew I have ever been blessed to work with, especially my brilliant cinematographer Isi Sarfati and his incredible team. The script by my super talented partner in life, Patricia Maya is a master work. I am humbled by the tireless hard work of everyone involved. Special thanks to Guillermo Borensztein, Axel Kuschevatzky and Diego Suarez Chialvo for believing in our film and getting it made. Thanks to Alex Dahm, Juana Blaya, Juan Sarquis and Fernando Hubbe.
With gratitude, respect, hugs and much Amor,
Rob
I want to thank @paramountplus for providing me with the most rewarding experience of my film career: The making of “Amor es Amor” in Mexico City. It has been a joy beyond measure to direct these spectacularly talented Mexican actors; Vadhir Derbez, Paulina Davila, Christian Vasquez, Hernán Del Riego and Ricardo Margaleff.
In Hollywood I feel empty, in Mexico I feel passionate again about film and it’s because of these actors and the most professional film crew I have ever been blessed to work with, especially my brilliant cinematographer Isi Sarfati and his incredible team. The script by my super talented partner in life, Patricia Maya is a master work. I am humbled by the tireless hard work of everyone involved. Special thanks to Guillermo Borensztein, Axel Kuschevatzky and Diego Suarez Chialvo for believing in our film and getting it made. Thanks to Alex Dahm, Juana Blaya, Juan Sarquis and Fernando Hubbe.
With gratitude, respect, hugs and much Amor,
Rob
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