Another one around the sun and you’re out here getting flyer every year. Time looks good on you, dude. Ya know, as they say in the toons, “awooga.”
We 🖤 neon.
I’ll play dead with you any time, Valentine.
What lies beneath.
What lies beneath.
I feel like I’ve been channeling a few of my mom’s vibes recently so I thought I’d toss this one out here. Social media is a bit wet and wild on these holidays for everyone whose family is more alternative, but I do want to say that at a certain point no matter your circumstances it is actually nice to see everyone’s hot moms and dads. If not this year for you then maybe the next, or the one after that. Or if I can’t predict how everyone else might feel I will say at the very least, I have grown to enjoy it.
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👣 snack 👣
🥵thanks for nothing joe manchin🥵
🌺🌺Flower friends I have made here on planet earth 🌺🌺
🌺🌺Flower friends I have made here on planet earth 🌺🌺
🌺🌺Flower friends I have made here on planet earth 🌺🌺
I’ve been hangin’ around w this ding dong for many years now, waiting for her to become a legal grownup and now as of this weekend she is! My baby Rosebud is 30! Even though she’s been wise beyond her years since she was dropped on her head as a child, Rose can now finally participate in fun conversations like “after 30 you can hurt your back just by sleeping” which I know is something she’s felt left out of in the past. Rose, I love you with all my cold black heart and watching you grow from sophisticated young lady into a mysterious mature woman has been an absolute treat. You are effortless yet devastating every day of your life and I am so glad you are my friend happy birthday!
Going places.
HotDogs band pic.
🍳more florals🍳
Still Life of Majestic Woman with Crocs.
My poor eyes having to look at this absolute crap.
gee whiz
In honor of Father’s Day please allow me to submit into evidence this truly wild picture of my dad, without whose influence I would surely be better adjusted but less interesting. To the guy who taught me to love movies and showed me the good stuff, I’m eternally grateful. These bangs are also inspo as hell. Thanks for everything, Pop.
Someone just left this perfectly good Oreo out here in the grass!
