proud mother of a child who yesterday said “the only time I like to stay home is when we are throwing a party”
Another day in America, held hostage by bloodthirsty and craven people who in all likelihood don’t even know why they crave it so bad. Scared for the kids, scared for the planet, scared for me. My witchy side wants to believe this is the last gasp of evil and we are about to experience some massive consciousness shift. My logical side thinks the world is ending. So I dunno. Abolish the filibuster? That’s all I got.
It’s called Mommy & Me, ever heard of it?
at what point are we clinically out-out-control?
Threw Bacchus a birthday bacchanal, of course!
Happy birthday to everyone’s best friend, Harry Allen Bradley, who was a cute baby but an absolutely legendary toddler. Already so fun and smart and cool that it is honestly a little intimidating. So, two things. First, a request: Slow down. You only get to be little once, so you might as well milk it. Second, some advice: You don’t need to be “on” all the time. You are the funniest person in the room even when you aren’t trying. Occasionally sit back and enjoy the laughs. I love you, Harrybear. You make everyone so happy.
8 years married! Anyone who says marriage is easy must be boring or married to someone boring. Congrats to us for muddling through and thank you to artist Leo Kalra for capturing our vibe in this marital portrait.
8 years married! Anyone who says marriage is easy must be boring or married to someone boring. Congrats to us for muddling through and thank you to artist Leo Kalra for capturing our vibe in this marital portrait.
8 years married! Anyone who says marriage is easy must be boring or married to someone boring. Congrats to us for muddling through and thank you to artist Leo Kalra for capturing our vibe in this marital portrait.
8 years married! Anyone who says marriage is easy must be boring or married to someone boring. Congrats to us for muddling through and thank you to artist Leo Kalra for capturing our vibe in this marital portrait.
8 years married! Anyone who says marriage is easy must be boring or married to someone boring. Congrats to us for muddling through and thank you to artist Leo Kalra for capturing our vibe in this marital portrait.
To one of the only straight men with whom I wouldn’t be terrified of breeding boys: I think you are very very good at this. Thanks for letting me be Good Cop; I think this dynamic is working for all of us. — Incredible art by my brilliant buddy @theflippistflipbooks to commemorate the time you asked Harry for a kiss and he threw up in your mouth. Happy Father’s Day!
To one of the only straight men with whom I wouldn’t be terrified of breeding boys: I think you are very very good at this. Thanks for letting me be Good Cop; I think this dynamic is working for all of us. — Incredible art by my brilliant buddy @theflippistflipbooks to commemorate the time you asked Harry for a kiss and he threw up in your mouth. Happy Father’s Day!
To one of the only straight men with whom I wouldn’t be terrified of breeding boys: I think you are very very good at this. Thanks for letting me be Good Cop; I think this dynamic is working for all of us. — Incredible art by my brilliant buddy @theflippistflipbooks to commemorate the time you asked Harry for a kiss and he threw up in your mouth. Happy Father’s Day!
i was born too soon and started too late 🫠
i was born too soon and started too late 🫠
Niche hot tip: As long as the karaoke catalogue has Happy Days are Here Again, you can simply make it Get Happy/Happy Days are Here Again by sheer guts and force of will.
don’t underestimate teddy
It speaks to my extreme nerves while appearing on one of my favorite podcasts that I didn’t mention ONCE that I, TOO, WAS BORN JAUNDICED! Thank god I made it out of the incubator for this therapy session with the lovely and sensitive @alexsteed and my favorite American mind, Sarah Marshall, on @youaregoodpod. Available on all the podcast apps and forever in my heart.
