Yesterday ten years ago, I married this lanky, brilliant, freakishly large armed man. He’s given me everything I’ve ever wanted and believes in my weird intuition pings. And after moving us from LA because I was convinced the end was nigh, only to one year later endure a pandemic, he better be believing me for another ten. But enough about me…hmm. Now I don’t know what to say 🤔 jk. Love you @davidwalton – thank you for being such a wonderful husband, who is always striving to love more and understand everything. Thank you for creating an oasis where only love and acceptance is allowed, and the drawbridge lowers only for those who reinforce it. 3.18.11
Landed 🛸
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It’s official. We are premiering at ATX. Festival dates are June 2-5 and we cannot wait. Stay tuned for more details @atxfestival – 🚀
I’ve got post-trip depression. My wives @zoelisterjones @brooklyndecker – a holy matrimony
Egalitarivan 2v2v2
Brother telling Sister she is “so beautiful.” Kill me now, dead gone 💀
Miss this ham hock so much. But also…by accident tagged him as three other people before getting it right. 🤷🏻♀️ 🪄
nueve
One day I’ll find the words…. Till then 🪐🚀⚗️💌🕳🔐🛸
Just a man and a geodesic boob
Thank you for picking me, my dulcet toned, joke cracking, always smiling, Mama maker. It was always you, sweet Cecilia. 🌙
To my beautiful, now married friend @zmirazilkha – we love you so much and couldn’t be more excited for all the Wolff adventures to come. The Bird flew high for you guys last night and it nearly felt like we were all together. Go get em, you two and congratulations, lovebirds. 💗🦩
Happy Ostara, ya filthy animals 🥚
Taken just before the festivities began. And just like that it was all a blur. Bye bye 2020. Already forgot all about you.
Distanced in 2018
Glad you’re growing up far far away in the kinder direction, courtesy of ME. Forever grateful for its patience ^4. We’ll get there, no doubt 🤞
Handmaid’s Sail 👁 ⛵️
In LA tennis is cancelled at the sight of a grey cloud. Here, wet tennis balls be damned. 💦
Never not right next to me. My sweet, little 🦂 shadow.
Where’s Lou
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Today my soulmate was born. The Mona to my Antha, the Carolyn to my Carol, the Matt to my Ben. @acunninghamcameron is single handedly responsible for getting me through my complicated teens, complex profession and the conniving dumb dumbs along the way. I don’t know what I would do without her. She is a sage, a calming force and the most intelligent human I know. She sees everything, with razor sharp precision – then puts it into words with unimaginable skill. We don’t deserve her but are so damn pleased that she’s allowed it thus far. Love you so, Alexandra. Thank you for being here. 🏹🔮
