The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle.
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done.
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success!
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop.
In this.
Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle.
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done.
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success!
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop.
In this.
Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle.
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done.
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success!
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop.
In this.
Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle.
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done.
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success!
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop.
In this.
Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle.
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done.
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success!
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop.
In this.
Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Me: “I’d never post a bikini picture on social media”
Also me: “But what if there are cats involved?”
In honor of my new @caddis_life sunglasses please enjoy these rare and not at all weird photos of me in a bathing suit.
With cats.
Cats. They’re like backup dancers.
But cats.
And thank you @caddis_life for helping me read perfectly normal sized print that has now eluded me in my old age.😍
Me: “I’d never post a bikini picture on social media”
Also me: “But what if there are cats involved?”
In honor of my new @caddis_life sunglasses please enjoy these rare and not at all weird photos of me in a bathing suit.
With cats.
Cats. They’re like backup dancers.
But cats.
And thank you @caddis_life for helping me read perfectly normal sized print that has now eluded me in my old age.😍
Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast .
These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast .
These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast .
These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast .
These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast .
These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast .
These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast .
These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast .
These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast .
These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie
I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy.
In summary: I am a master decision maker.
📸: @curtyphotog
I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie
I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy.
In summary: I am a master decision maker.
📸: @curtyphotog
I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie
I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy.
In summary: I am a master decision maker.
📸: @curtyphotog
I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie
I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy.
In summary: I am a master decision maker.
📸: @curtyphotog
Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor.
And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain.
And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae
Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town.
With sake.
Too much sake.
Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor.
And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain.
And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae
Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town.
With sake.
Too much sake.
