My heart is broken for these families. Sending up so much love to them. And sending love to the hearts of these republican gun lobbyists so they might finally see the light. This has to stop. 💔
S N A C K 💥 B I T C H
Couldn’t be more thrilled to join this party! 🤩 @nickelodeon @paramountplus
Couldn’t be more thrilled to join this party! 🤩 @nickelodeon @paramountplus
Couldn’t be more thrilled to join this party! 🤩 @nickelodeon @paramountplus
It’s this gorgeous human’s birthday today. Love you so much, pally. We’re all so lucky you were born. ❤️🎉🎁
Hiding from my family to reflect on just how much my heart has grown since becoming a mother, how much I learn about myself daily on this journey, and how we’re almost out of tequila. And also how I asked Louie please not to dab during the one family photo opportunity we had today and he did it anyway. Happy Mother’s Day to all who mother. It’s a no-joke journey and it brings me to tears daily in every way possible. 💙💙
The amount of Paw Patrol content that I am consuming on a daily basis would disturb you. But how do I say no to this dude? 👢❤️💥
If you enjoy clouds and open spaces, green chili and adventure, but also chaos and/or being pushed up against all your triggers, you should relocate your family to New Mexico! Be sure to go in an open-ended fashion to maximize the fun of The Unknown, and enroll your kids in a brand new school that sounded awesome on google (especially if you like separation-anxiety meltdowns with tears)! It helps if you’re an actor, or in some equally hocus-pocus profession where you have no clue how long your employment will last. And if you believe in teaching your kids “resilience”, but also notice that it pushes against your own comfort zone issues, you’re on the right track! Bonus points if you have blind faith that joy will prevail and it will all be worth it. 🌵❤️ ☁️🌈
Was feeling super cute today before my kid told me my breath smelled like diarrhea. 🎉
(My heart in a photo 💙💙💙) This amazing husband-human @dmpags is doing MAJOR heavy lifting while I bring home the 🥓 in New Mexico. It’s been excruciating to be away from my guys, but made easier (and frankly, possible at all) because of him. I love you, my darling, and I’m SO lucky. We’re all so lucky! Happy Father’s Day. I am in awe watching you love and support us all. 😭❤️
Hanging with this gal pretty much everyday. She’s clingy and hot but she makes me come alive. 💁♀️#ritaloud #loudhouse
Oh, my heart! @angeliquecabral is in the ‘Querque and I got to feast my eyes on her tonight! 💓 🍷 🥗
Continuing to stand by my #1 parenting hack OF ALL TIME called It’s Not A Buying Day But Let’s Take A Picture Of It! 🎯 😅
Continuing to stand by my #1 parenting hack OF ALL TIME called It’s Not A Buying Day But Let’s Take A Picture Of It! 🎯 😅
Continuing to stand by my #1 parenting hack OF ALL TIME called It’s Not A Buying Day But Let’s Take A Picture Of It! 🎯 😅
Continuing to stand by my #1 parenting hack OF ALL TIME called It’s Not A Buying Day But Let’s Take A Picture Of It! 🎯 😅
Soft heart ✅ Cheap dress ✅ Good wine ✅ Low engagement 🤷♀️ High spirits 💫❤️
Who out there has ham eyes 😑, a jelly bean headache 😵💫, and is still a little chapped they couldn’t get their kids to don cute pastel outfits?! 🙋🏼♀️ Despite all of the above, Hugo told me this morning that he loved my “fancy style” 😎 So i guess I’m winning? 🤷♀️ Happy Day After Easter! 🐰❤️
Only one hour from Santa Fe (if only you could leave isolation)!
Find a husband who takes your 3yo to @bevmo_co and sends pics of them holding up Sauvignon Blanc contenders 🥰😂😭🍷@dmpags ❤️ #heybevmocontactmeforacollab
Have kids, so they can CLIMB INSIDE the upholstery, and you can marvel at how this falls under the category of battles you choose not to pick. 🤷♀️ 🛋
Thank GOD an entire box of MAGIC chocolate was waiting to soothe me after the making of this video. 😅🍫💥😳💙💙 @drbronner