Me: There’s a coyote in the backyard. My wife: We need to teach them. We need to start a boundary school for coyotes. Me: Why? My wife: Why?! You wouldn’t want to see a classroom full of coyotes? Sitting upright at their desks, wearing school uniforms?
In some ways the aftermath of the pandemic, or at least this stage, has been as hard as lockdown. Indulging in self isolation, guiltily enjoying it even, then finding yourself repeatedly going to the bathroom at a dinner party just to be alone has, so far, not been the solution. There’s no appropriate image for this, so here’s a half emptied dishwasher.
Get off my dick, Los Angeles. I’m happily married!
With great power…
DAMMIT! And we were THIS close to a major breakthrough.
My Paris: la porte du fourgon (the van door) #robcorddrysparis
Buckle up s2 July 1st. @topgearamerica @motortrendplus
@jettila ‘s Duck Curry by way of Sandy. Just got his new book 101 Thai Dishes to Cook Before You Die is already getting bent up with use! #101ThaiDishes
@jettila ‘s Duck Curry by way of Sandy. Just got his new book 101 Thai Dishes to Cook Before You Die is already getting bent up with use! #101ThaiDishes
My Paris: L’hotel Grand (Grand Hotel) #robcorddrysparis
My Paris: gratte-ciel (Skyscraper) #robcorddrysparis
The show begins before it starts, like magic. #crissangelLIVE
I learned how to say “I have the dongle you need!” in Hungarian today.
My Paris: La Boite Jaune (The Yellow Box) #robcorddrysparis
My Paris: immeuble de bureaux (Office building) #robcorddrysparis
My Paris: dame avec un sac sur la tête (Lady with bag on head) #robcorddrysparis
@accidentallywesanderson
@accidentallywesanderson
Yeah, I think the voice over guy pluralizes “horsepower”but I promise the show’s great in spite of that.
Just finished watching 5 of @topgearamerica and it’s good, really good. You can get good too – watch on @motortrendplus
Ep 4 for your viewing pleasure. Top Gear America on motortrend now.
