20 year old Courtney wants you to dream big. But Smile bigger.
There’s less chance they’ll notice what you did to your eyebrows that way.
Look at this handsome son-of-a-gun. Writing books, teaching fictional karate, drinking the blood of babies to stay eternally young…WHAT A MAN!
What a legend.
What a fake husband.
What a real friend.
I mean, not real enough to write a personal inscription in my own copy of #waxingon
But he’s too busy making pacts with satan himself to keep that effervescent glow, to care.
I feel pretty lucky to have spent the last 5 years hanging around such a class act.
Even when he doesn’t know I’m there.
Like right now. I’m in his basement.
3 cheers for @ralph_macchio ! 🥋
You know what’s hilarious?
Coats.
📸 @kevinscanlon
You know what’s hilarious?
Coats.
📸 @kevinscanlon
I’ve gotten a lot of DMs about this dress.
Mostly from older men.
I assume to get a jump on their holiday shopping. Some lucky Mrs. is getting a very tight dress this year! 🤞🏻 Way to go Darren from Indiana!
But I warn you, this dress will make you do weird shit. Don’t believe me? Ask @veryvness She was the recipient of my violating dance moves and the inappropriate chanting of the lyrics to WAP loudly in her ear for the entirety of episode 9.
But if you’re looking for a gift for that special someone this holiday season, consider the Amanda Larusso @herveleger bandage dress. Brought to you by @franzvon @rachelguilfoylevaughan and @netaporter You can’t use the bathroom in it. Or sit. But you’ll look classy as fuck as you grind with your nana to Cardi B this Christmas.
And isn’t that what the holidays are all about?
I’ve gotten a lot of DMs about this dress.
Mostly from older men.
I assume to get a jump on their holiday shopping. Some lucky Mrs. is getting a very tight dress this year! 🤞🏻 Way to go Darren from Indiana!
But I warn you, this dress will make you do weird shit. Don’t believe me? Ask @veryvness She was the recipient of my violating dance moves and the inappropriate chanting of the lyrics to WAP loudly in her ear for the entirety of episode 9.
But if you’re looking for a gift for that special someone this holiday season, consider the Amanda Larusso @herveleger bandage dress. Brought to you by @franzvon @rachelguilfoylevaughan and @netaporter You can’t use the bathroom in it. Or sit. But you’ll look classy as fuck as you grind with your nana to Cardi B this Christmas.
And isn’t that what the holidays are all about?
I’ve gotten a lot of DMs about this dress.
Mostly from older men.
I assume to get a jump on their holiday shopping. Some lucky Mrs. is getting a very tight dress this year! 🤞🏻 Way to go Darren from Indiana!
But I warn you, this dress will make you do weird shit. Don’t believe me? Ask @veryvness She was the recipient of my violating dance moves and the inappropriate chanting of the lyrics to WAP loudly in her ear for the entirety of episode 9.
But if you’re looking for a gift for that special someone this holiday season, consider the Amanda Larusso @herveleger bandage dress. Brought to you by @franzvon @rachelguilfoylevaughan and @netaporter You can’t use the bathroom in it. Or sit. But you’ll look classy as fuck as you grind with your nana to Cardi B this Christmas.
And isn’t that what the holidays are all about?
I’ve gotten a lot of DMs about this dress.
Mostly from older men.
I assume to get a jump on their holiday shopping. Some lucky Mrs. is getting a very tight dress this year! 🤞🏻 Way to go Darren from Indiana!
But I warn you, this dress will make you do weird shit. Don’t believe me? Ask @veryvness She was the recipient of my violating dance moves and the inappropriate chanting of the lyrics to WAP loudly in her ear for the entirety of episode 9.
But if you’re looking for a gift for that special someone this holiday season, consider the Amanda Larusso @herveleger bandage dress. Brought to you by @franzvon @rachelguilfoylevaughan and @netaporter You can’t use the bathroom in it. Or sit. But you’ll look classy as fuck as you grind with your nana to Cardi B this Christmas.
And isn’t that what the holidays are all about?
I’ve gotten a lot of DMs about this dress.
Mostly from older men.
I assume to get a jump on their holiday shopping. Some lucky Mrs. is getting a very tight dress this year! 🤞🏻 Way to go Darren from Indiana!
But I warn you, this dress will make you do weird shit. Don’t believe me? Ask @veryvness She was the recipient of my violating dance moves and the inappropriate chanting of the lyrics to WAP loudly in her ear for the entirety of episode 9.
But if you’re looking for a gift for that special someone this holiday season, consider the Amanda Larusso @herveleger bandage dress. Brought to you by @franzvon @rachelguilfoylevaughan and @netaporter You can’t use the bathroom in it. Or sit. But you’ll look classy as fuck as you grind with your nana to Cardi B this Christmas.
And isn’t that what the holidays are all about?
I’ve gotten a lot of DMs about this dress.
Mostly from older men.
I assume to get a jump on their holiday shopping. Some lucky Mrs. is getting a very tight dress this year! 🤞🏻 Way to go Darren from Indiana!
But I warn you, this dress will make you do weird shit. Don’t believe me? Ask @veryvness She was the recipient of my violating dance moves and the inappropriate chanting of the lyrics to WAP loudly in her ear for the entirety of episode 9.
But if you’re looking for a gift for that special someone this holiday season, consider the Amanda Larusso @herveleger bandage dress. Brought to you by @franzvon @rachelguilfoylevaughan and @netaporter You can’t use the bathroom in it. Or sit. But you’ll look classy as fuck as you grind with your nana to Cardi B this Christmas.
And isn’t that what the holidays are all about?
I’ve gotten a lot of DMs about this dress.
Mostly from older men.
I assume to get a jump on their holiday shopping. Some lucky Mrs. is getting a very tight dress this year! 🤞🏻 Way to go Darren from Indiana!
But I warn you, this dress will make you do weird shit. Don’t believe me? Ask @veryvness She was the recipient of my violating dance moves and the inappropriate chanting of the lyrics to WAP loudly in her ear for the entirety of episode 9.
But if you’re looking for a gift for that special someone this holiday season, consider the Amanda Larusso @herveleger bandage dress. Brought to you by @franzvon @rachelguilfoylevaughan and @netaporter You can’t use the bathroom in it. Or sit. But you’ll look classy as fuck as you grind with your nana to Cardi B this Christmas.
And isn’t that what the holidays are all about?
And now, a series of pictures that showcase my god given talent to appear intimidatingly cool and effortlessly nonchalant when being photographed with my iconic co-stars.
And now, a series of pictures that showcase my god given talent to appear intimidatingly cool and effortlessly nonchalant when being photographed with my iconic co-stars.
And now, a series of pictures that showcase my god given talent to appear intimidatingly cool and effortlessly nonchalant when being photographed with my iconic co-stars.
And now, a series of pictures that showcase my god given talent to appear intimidatingly cool and effortlessly nonchalant when being photographed with my iconic co-stars.
📸 @michaelduenas
Sky-high genie pony – also @michaelduenas
💄 @pircillapae
And my Clueless/Barbie/Scottish Tartan/ 90’s dream @area
📸 @michaelduenas
Sky-high genie pony – also @michaelduenas
💄 @pircillapae
And my Clueless/Barbie/Scottish Tartan/ 90’s dream @area
📸 @michaelduenas
Sky-high genie pony – also @michaelduenas
💄 @pircillapae
And my Clueless/Barbie/Scottish Tartan/ 90’s dream @area
📸 @michaelduenas
Sky-high genie pony – also @michaelduenas
💄 @pircillapae
And my Clueless/Barbie/Scottish Tartan/ 90’s dream @area
📸 @michaelduenas
Sky-high genie pony – also @michaelduenas
💄 @pircillapae
And my Clueless/Barbie/Scottish Tartan/ 90’s dream @area
📸 @michaelduenas
Sky-high genie pony – also @michaelduenas
💄 @pircillapae
And my Clueless/Barbie/Scottish Tartan/ 90’s dream @area
The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle.
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done.
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success!
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop.
In this.
Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle.
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done.
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success!
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop.
In this.
Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle.
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done.
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success!
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop.
In this.
Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
