Ladies and Gentleladies (and emus), my shiny new book. #DisappearingAct – It exists. In print. Ooooooh and it feels so good to hold it in my hand. All of yous can too when itβs released on Oct 22nd π – preorder links in bio, and the first 1,000 copies sold by @eason_ireland get a special signed print (by me). Thank you luv you bye π Ireland (country)
Our books went on one date, now mineβs up the duff with a little plastic bag-headed foetus π€¬ #blindboypodcast Vicar Street
R Sheehan got into a fierce staring contest with Pat McCabe last night. Itβs still ongoingβ¦ his latest (15th novel) Irish opus can be found @unbounders #poguemahone #breakfastonpluto #thebutcherboy #thedeadschool #winterwood The Clarence, Dublin
Just wrapped #marvel βs sizzling Red Sonja movie – I am her evil genius baddy – hold onto your undercarriages you muck savages @redsonjaofficial β€οΈβπ₯
First reading! From a short story called
WE ARE ALL ALIVE
AT THE SAME TIME
HURTLING THROUGH SPACE
More to follow π
Disappearing Act my first shiny book. Inhabiting the minds of 16 different oddball characters.
If youβd@care to inhabit them too, preorder this baby before Oct 22nd here – https://www.easons.com/disappearing-act-robert-sheehan-9780717189700 , or here for outside Ireland https://www.bookdepository.com/Disappearing-Act-Robert-Sheehan/9780717189700?ref=grid-view&qid=1627985795915&sr=1-1
Lads – Thrilled!! to read wan of my short stories printed in @irishtimesmagazine culture section –
https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/funeral-a-new-short-story-by-robert-sheehan-1.4704886
Funeral – Give it a read see what ye think π
Thank you very much for printing, @irishtimesnews Ireland (country)
Children of the Corn (and other monocultural biodiversity desert crops), me booook Iβm proud to say still SOARS, staying up in the Irish Top #10 Hardback Fiction charts after two months. Itβs selling like a hot Christmas cake. This is me giving it my final pre-holiday nudge. Also, if you buy it as a gift for someone else, an elf will deliver it to your house, disguised as a typical delivery person, but if you tickle them under their chin and say #disappearingact three times really quick while maintaining eye contact, they WILL reveal their true Elven form.
Give it a try π
@eason_ireland @bookstationireland @bookdepository @amazon @dubraybooks @hodgesfiggis @thebookmark.ie_portlaoise Planet Earth
Children of the Corn (and other monocultural biodiversity desert crops), me booook Iβm proud to say still SOARS, staying up in the Irish Top #10 Hardback Fiction charts after two months. Itβs selling like a hot Christmas cake. This is me giving it my final pre-holiday nudge. Also, if you buy it as a gift for someone else, an elf will deliver it to your house, disguised as a typical delivery person, but if you tickle them under their chin and say #disappearingact three times really quick while maintaining eye contact, they WILL reveal their true Elven form.
Give it a try π
@eason_ireland @bookstationireland @bookdepository @amazon @dubraybooks @hodgesfiggis @thebookmark.ie_portlaoise Planet Earth
Children of the Corn (and other monocultural biodiversity desert crops), me booook Iβm proud to say still SOARS, staying up in the Irish Top #10 Hardback Fiction charts after two months. Itβs selling like a hot Christmas cake. This is me giving it my final pre-holiday nudge. Also, if you buy it as a gift for someone else, an elf will deliver it to your house, disguised as a typical delivery person, but if you tickle them under their chin and say #disappearingact three times really quick while maintaining eye contact, they WILL reveal their true Elven form.
Give it a try π
@eason_ireland @bookstationireland @bookdepository @amazon @dubraybooks @hodgesfiggis @thebookmark.ie_portlaoise Planet Earth
Second bit of story, if you havenβt heard pop back and watch the first wan first.
From my fuck*n orgasmic book #DisappearingAct – The final leg of the short story – WE ARE ALL ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME HURTLING THROUGH SPACE – with audience Gary!
Thank you to all for reading / listening. The fist two legs are on my page / series / stories / grid (or something) Iβm constantly amazed how Instagram took offπ
Children of the Corn and other types of crops.
Iβm a bit slow on this one, but come see me, big @frankie_boyle, sexy Sean McGinley and moxie Gina Moxley in Samuel Beckettβs Endgame. It promises to be an odd night of theatre. Gβwan. Gate Theatre
Yo chum(p)s, I am THRILLED to announce dissss. Phwwwwooooar!! π Ireland (country)
People have been talking about how bad #fastfashion is for years but nothing has changed. Poverty wages are still the norm. @goodclothesfairpay campaign give us the power to change that.
With 1 million signatures from EU citizens, #goodclothesfairpay brings a new law before the EU Commission that makes fashion brands ensure garment workers are paid a living wage.
Right now, only 2% of people who make clothes around the world are paid a LIVING WAGE to cover basic needs, and women make up 80% of that workforce. It will be LIFECHANGING for millions of working women and their families if the law comes to pass.
Please sign your name (EU citizens) and share (everyone else) – https://www.goodclothesfairpay.eu/ – Thanks for reading π#fastfashionsucks
People have been talking about how bad #fastfashion is for years but nothing has changed. Poverty wages are still the norm. @goodclothesfairpay campaign give us the power to change that.
With 1 million signatures from EU citizens, #goodclothesfairpay brings a new law before the EU Commission that makes fashion brands ensure garment workers are paid a living wage.
Right now, only 2% of people who make clothes around the world are paid a LIVING WAGE to cover basic needs, and women make up 80% of that workforce. It will be LIFECHANGING for millions of working women and their families if the law comes to pass.
Please sign your name (EU citizens) and share (everyone else) – https://www.goodclothesfairpay.eu/ – Thanks for reading π#fastfashionsucks
Also from @gillbooks, who published my book, ManchΓ‘n Maganβs absolute BANGER – Thirty-Two Words for Field. An exploration of the environment and magic-based language of Irish. To all, not just Irish people, Iβd recommend. Itβs such a valuable repository of knowledge and a deeply emotional and enriching learning experience. Cheers ManchΓ‘n π Link to buy this as a gift for someone is in my Story ting.
RoibeΓ‘ird Γ SΓochΓ‘in is ainm fΓor dom The World
Slaaaaaats. Cum see me this Saturday Oct 23rd in @eason_ireland Bookshop Dublin. Iβll be signing my book(s), goosing peopleβs bums and weeping under my fogged-up snorkel goggles. You gotta book a slot though! Do cum see me I havenβt seen ya for ages I miss ya. πππ Book your spot(s) here – https://www.easons.com/eason-events/robert-sheehan-dublin EASON’s Bookstore
Old Endgame lost of old, been refound. If youβre in the Planet Earth area come see us, we tried our hardest @gatetheatre_dublin @frankie_boyle Dublin, Ireland
Wanna lower waste impact on our luvly little π? #cradletocradle is a way of turning all of our Product Industries from βTake-Make-Disposeβ, to βMake-Recycle-Make-Recycle-Make-Recyleβ. A luvly circular system, instead of 14 billions tons of waste plastic going in our oceans every year. There are already THOUSANDS of different kinds of companies which are already fully #cradletocradlecertified ! Find the full list at c2ccertified.org . Thank oo π The World
Wanna lower waste impact on our luvly little π? #cradletocradle is a way of turning all of our Product Industries from βTake-Make-Disposeβ, to βMake-Recycle-Make-Recycle-Make-Recyleβ. A luvly circular system, instead of 14 billions tons of waste plastic going in our oceans every year. There are already THOUSANDS of different kinds of companies which are already fully #cradletocradlecertified ! Find the full list at c2ccertified.org . Thank oo π The World
Wanna lower waste impact on our luvly little π? #cradletocradle is a way of turning all of our Product Industries from βTake-Make-Disposeβ, to βMake-Recycle-Make-Recycle-Make-Recyleβ. A luvly circular system, instead of 14 billions tons of waste plastic going in our oceans every year. There are already THOUSANDS of different kinds of companies which are already fully #cradletocradlecertified ! Find the full list at c2ccertified.org . Thank oo π The World
Wanna lower waste impact on our luvly little π? #cradletocradle is a way of turning all of our Product Industries from βTake-Make-Disposeβ, to βMake-Recycle-Make-Recycle-Make-Recyleβ. A luvly circular system, instead of 14 billions tons of waste plastic going in our oceans every year. There are already THOUSANDS of different kinds of companies which are already fully #cradletocradlecertified ! Find the full list at c2ccertified.org . Thank oo π The World
Will you help the youngsters of @plantfortheplanet_official achieve their goal of planting 1 TRILLION TREES?! I just donated a few to the Amazonian Ancestral Food Forests Project there and it felt gud π Why not #stoptalkingstartplanting and plant a little tree for a friend? Donate.plant-for-the-planet.org – π