Fellow humans…This is my son, Socks 🐶 & looking at photo 5 & 6 he’s had enough of my sh!t already. Strong side eye 🤨 Hobbies include sh!tting wherever he damn pleases & barking at me when I sh!t (he’s fairly unreasonable). His favourite food is 48 month matured doormats & pop socks. Loves a power nap & wants to be a professional cloud when he grows up. Thought I’d introduce ya… Officially a daddy now so lock up your great aunties sisters
Fellow humans…This is my son, Socks 🐶 & looking at photo 5 & 6 he’s had enough of my sh!t already. Strong side eye 🤨 Hobbies include sh!tting wherever he damn pleases & barking at me when I sh!t (he’s fairly unreasonable). His favourite food is 48 month matured doormats & pop socks. Loves a power nap & wants to be a professional cloud when he grows up. Thought I’d introduce ya… Officially a daddy now so lock up your great aunties sisters
Fellow humans…This is my son, Socks 🐶 & looking at photo 5 & 6 he’s had enough of my sh!t already. Strong side eye 🤨 Hobbies include sh!tting wherever he damn pleases & barking at me when I sh!t (he’s fairly unreasonable). His favourite food is 48 month matured doormats & pop socks. Loves a power nap & wants to be a professional cloud when he grows up. Thought I’d introduce ya… Officially a daddy now so lock up your great aunties sisters
Fellow humans…This is my son, Socks 🐶 & looking at photo 5 & 6 he’s had enough of my sh!t already. Strong side eye 🤨 Hobbies include sh!tting wherever he damn pleases & barking at me when I sh!t (he’s fairly unreasonable). His favourite food is 48 month matured doormats & pop socks. Loves a power nap & wants to be a professional cloud when he grows up. Thought I’d introduce ya… Officially a daddy now so lock up your great aunties sisters
#AD @mac_griffiths_ …MY OWN MOTHER?! 🤬 One thing I’ve discovered recently is trust is important nowadays, and some scoundrels can’t even be trusted to water your cactus whilst you go on a yoga retreat for a week & your mum stays in your room for ONE NIGHT because she’s got work nearby the next day and she’s allergic to hotel pillowcases and finds the soap “uncomfortably grippy” One thing I’ve known for a while is @directlineuk aren’t on comparison sites, so actually really not a strong alibi if you’re planning on seducing your mates mum…tips n that 👍 Update on this sitch, Mac and my mum have eloped to Guadalajara. Dads fuming
I’m not one to write serious/soppy shiz on the internet, but it’s probs fairly overdue. I wanna thank anyone that’s ever watched, liked, commented on, shared, saved or rewatched, one of my videos over the last 3 years, even if you’ve just left it playing by accident whilst you was wiping your bum. It honestly means a lot that you’d take the time out of your day to do that. It’s down to you lot that I have a new life since the show, and don’t have to tell CEO’s bear faced lies all day and pretend to be someone I’m not anymore (I used to work in sales). I don’t think I’ve ever done a post thanking everyone, so this is to you. Your continued support is appreciated beyond belief and it’s actually changed my life (that and spending 15 days on TV getting pied most days – still not over it) This isn’t a cry for help or attention or anything (I hate attention 😳) I’ve just had the busiest 6 weeks of my life (hence the quietness (can’t multi-task)) and wanted to show my gratitude for the people that help make that happen. In heinzsight this is all a bit melodramatic, I’m not dying or owt, just wanted to say thanks 👍 I love you all unconditionally (unless you’re mean to squirrels or animals of any kind). Content is coming very soon. Peace out you set of absolute weapons Moist regards, (Honestly couldn’t find a better photo than this, sorry)
#AD PARENTS doing “exclusive content” 😣. What is the world coming too…don’t answer that (@mac_griffiths_ sorry to drag you into this 😅) Before I sort out a budget hotel to stay at this festive period (any recommendations around the Leicester area do let me know) I feel it’s worth mentioning that @directlineuk aren’t, in fact, on comparison sites, hence the DIRECT bit in their name. Notice how they’re not called Squiggly Line. Also, slight side note, but…if you know your son is coming home with a friend for Christmas, maybe put away the lighting rigs/camera and send your creative director (🤔?) home if you are, in fact, selling pictures of your trotters on the internet. People scar emotionally yano Have a Rollicking Christmas & a Spiffing New Year 👍
[SOUND ON] What?!? What did ya think was happening? 😅 @mac_griffiths_
Would LOVE to know how many times this has happened since last Monday 🙃 Also, girls, I understand you don’t say phrase’s like “twizzle my niplets” was just adding spice. Hats off if you do though. Merry Wednesday 😘 Armadillos have seggs whilst sprinting. Tell ya mates
If you don’t do this every week, you’re not human 🙃 very nearly slipped a disk hitting the deck, Ta @mac_griffiths_ 👍 #binday
The folklift might have been a smidge too far 🤷♀️ (& possibly also the leaf blower 🍃 ) Legend suggests, if you walk through two magical doors in certain TK Maxx stores, you’ll arrive in an exquisite yet mystical land of great value Homeware (@homesense_uk ). A place where cushions and throws fall from the heavens and angels dance naked across fields of incredibly priced crockery and first-class yet affordable furniture (disclaimer: the naked angels might not be strictly accurate). Your sense’s will be elated by the thrill of the find, searching through more scented candles and bedsheets than your mind and nasal passages can comprehend. You won’t leave empty handed, you can’t, it’s a law of nature. The power of Homesense compels you. Legend also tells us Homesense is in fact the love child of TK Maxx and an incredibly well stitched cushion, placed upon the worlds softest throw, placed upon a stylish but understated chaise lounge; in the living room of your dreams. The prices will knock you socks off…but that’s OK, because they sell socks. The warm fluffy kind that will take you back to a cold and rainy Sunday as a child, with tea in your belly and hope in your heart. Banging for Christmas presents n all 👍 #lovehomesense – Ad
BLOODY RIGHT I’m gonna say something…😳 (PS. not sure why @mac_griffiths_ has an American accent) Ft. @taiatulher
It’s a situation I wouldn’t wish on anyone 😣 (PS. Weirdly proud of my dancing, honestly didn’t know I had that range 💁♀️) Genuinely terrifying dance moves aside for a minute, @southerncomfortuk are yet again shipping the wizardry of a New Orleans Halloween to the UK, with @bongosbingo . There’s a few tickets left for the “House of Boo” student event, so get your heelys on (not literally) before they disappear 🧙♂️ If the Sour Cherry Smash is tickling the tip of your pickle (not literally) just throw 30ml of SoCo, Ice, Cherry Soda and a squeeze of lime into a cup and Bob’s your daughters auntie. Happy Cherry Smashing 🍒 *Validate student ID required #friendsofsoco – Ad
VERY RARE footage of fashion influencers NOT slow-mo walking & eye banging the camera…well, nearly 😅 #fashioninfluencers #style #styleinspo #dontsliponthedrip
Not sure people shared our vision? 😅 @camholmess High end fashion isn’t for everyone 🤷♀️
If you can get X4 cordial right…you’re either a scientist or Jesus 🧑🔬🙏🏼
For legal purposes I must acknowledge that the ending of this video is a lie…Lads don’t own spare bedsheets 😬 BUT IF THEY DID….dya know where they’d go to get them? Probably mums house first, but then definitely @homesense_uk … and I’ll tell you for why! Allow me to paint you a picture with words… IMAGINE IF YOU WILL; you stroll through two automatic doors on a cosy winters evening and instantly defrost, the smell of spiced pumpkins, mulled wine and unbelievable prices positively clouts you across the face, you’re disorientated for a moment… what are these wonderful sensations you’re experiencing. Joy, Happiness…Love? Maybe… You’re in TK Maxx mate. Relax, this is all perfectly natural. You saunter past a magnificient array of fashion items & accessories and a bewildering but perfectly whelming feeling of homeliness gently tickles your phalange’s. Is that? Are you? Yep, you’re submerged in Homesense baby. You’re greeted by everything you’ve always wanted for your home, but you never knew existed. Top quality, great value homeware is penetrating your vision and senses from every angle. Has Christmas just sorted itself? Your eyes widen. Your pupils dilute. Your left knee pit quivers “Did I die and go to Homeware heaven” you mutter under your breath; a helpful shop assistant assures you you’re not dead, but you can barely believe it… …Is that the antique suitcase from the post classical period, made from Norwegian leather, with its original metal hinges and stitching that you’ve dreamt of finding for years… No, it’s not, they don’t exist anymore. But it sure looks like it and at that price and quality, it’s going straight in your basket. Hours pass, possibly days, it’s like an airport…time doesn’t exist here. Suddenly you’ve found Xmas presents for every single family member including distant cousins you’ve never spoke to and Brenda at work who only likes strong tea and cheese puffs. You lay your head down to rest that night but can’t sleep…you lay awake wondering “Is Homesense thinking about me as much as I’m thinking about Homesense”. The answer? You’re damn right it is #lovehomesense – Ad
Personally; I can’t believe a big supermarket chain would stock a shampoo with that name 😳 Utterly disgraceful (…quite clever though) This shampoo only uses the richest & most orgasmi…ORGANIC! (I meant organic) ingredients & provides stimulation that will blow you away. Follicle stimulation…obviously. Yep. This is what I do with my spare time
Undefeated world champion of wrapping… Mums. Live scenes from 23:57 last night 😅 Merry Christmas 😘😘
“Just cooking dinner” – why’s it sound like you’re blending a lawn mower while dry humping an airhorn then 🧐
Why though? Anyone…🤔 (the end might be a SLIGHT exaggeration. Slight)
Ad Why am I interrogating a horse? And WHY tf is a horse smoking a carrot? All good questions 😅👇 The answer to these questions (…maybe not the second one) is Yellowstone season 4 is out now on Paramount plus & ready for your consumption. If you didn’t know Yellowstone is a modern day western with more action than you can shake a horses hoof at and more drama than me trying to sort out my barnet in gale force winds. In short, it’s bloody epic. Binge ya brains out 😘 @paramountplusuk #yellowstone #paramountplusuk
4 shattered bones, 3 fractured ribs, 2 broken arms and half my pelvis in a nearby pear tree later…& could have just slung a headset on ( 🙏🏼 @mac_griffiths_ ) It’s disappointing to learn (the hard way) that tomato sauce and bi-carb of soda doesn’t provide any sort of propulsion. You won’t be bloody disappointed to learn that you can go to Space from the comfort of your full body cast with the #metaquest2 . So save the Hospital hours of corrective bone surgery this Christmas and ask Santa for a @metaquest and if space doesn’t bloat your proverbial mountain goat there’s 200 odd other games to have a bosh on… As the philosophers of old would always say: “Don’t spend Christmas in a full body cast, spend it in space” Advice to live by…write that down 👍 Ad
This is EXACTLY why we can’t have nice things @mac_griffiths_ 🙄 It’s time to dust off ya beads, cos the Mardi Gras party of the year is returning to the big smoke on Feb 18th. @southerncomfortuk are once again bringing the spirit of New Orleans to @theprincelondon for a night of beads, cocktails and frivolity (great word) with vibez supplied by @ibizarocks . Tickets available on their page. Over 18’s only. (Whilst Ibizarocks will be laying on a significant proportion of the vibez, it is required that you bring your own as well (BYOV) & entrance is not guaranteed if you arrive vibelezz) I’ll see ya there 😘 Vibez #friendsofsoco Ad
