This is interesting because some years ago I played a character called Mr. Lupin in a film I’ve forgotten the name of, and here in Australia it appears to be a sort of flour. This was so hilarious that I had my picture taken with it whilst affecting an amusing expression. Instagram doesn’t get any better than this.
*This post is not an endorsement. I received no payment nor free flour. I didn’t even buy it. I put it back on the shelf since I had no use for it. Just thought I’d make that clear.
This caption has gone on long enough. From now on you’re on your own. Sydney, Australia
Moon photos always seem like such a great idea until you take them. The same goes for wearing a small scooter tyre on your head. Sydney, Australia
Me and Mr Cavill out on the town celebrating the success of Enola Holmes 2. I suggested we should keep a low profile but he took no notice.
Me and Mr Cavill out on the town celebrating the success of Enola Holmes 2. I suggested we should keep a low profile but he took no notice.
Happy New Year from The Shame Wizard of Oz! Sydney Harbour Bridge. Sydney
Many people have asked me what I’m doing in Australia and I always reply, “What are YOU doing in Australia?” However, most of these people asked me in the comments section and are therefore not actually in Australia, so my reply makes no sense – which is fine. I hope that’s cleared things up. Sydney, Australia
I shouldn’t really be posting this but here’s a sneak peak at the new Wonder Woman 3. It’s a much lower budget than the previous two and a more tolerant, bemused Ares has stopped going to the gym.
It’s not big and it’s not clever, but sometimes I do this.
James and Jay from @yardactband seemed more than happy with the meal I cooked for them using only ingredients I found on the floor of their tour bus. Nicely washed down with a tin of I Cant Believe it’s Not Better Beer.
Thanks to all the beautiful people at @lanewayfest for a very memorable day and night. I should never have let @finneas shave my head though. I’ll be in trouble at work. Sydney, Australia
James and Jay from @yardactband seemed more than happy with the meal I cooked for them using only ingredients I found on the floor of their tour bus. Nicely washed down with a tin of I Cant Believe it’s Not Better Beer.
Thanks to all the beautiful people at @lanewayfest for a very memorable day and night. I should never have let @finneas shave my head though. I’ll be in trouble at work. Sydney, Australia
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without a festive emu.
Madrid never ceases to amaze me
New Years Resolutions:
To swear more on Instagram
To post something every half hour To be more serious
To get better at telekinesis
To invest in some freckles
What are yours?
Hermine telekinetically slaying (yes, I said slaying – get over it)
Many of you have written to me begging me to place a pink yoghurt pretzel on top of a skull for comic effect. Here you go. Any other requests?
Living with these two at the end of my garden at the moment “Put us on Instagram,” they said
“Ok,” I said.
“Tell us how many likes we get.”
“It’s not just about the likes,” I said.
“TELL US HOW MANY FUCKING LIKES!” they screeched.
“Ok, ok,” I said, backing away.
So please please like or even better – leave a lovely comment for them and I’ll pass it on. Thanks.
Christmas Day is almost over for Hermine and I, so we’ll wish you a Maori Christmas and a Happy New Zealand
Christmas Day is almost over for Hermine and I, so we’ll wish you a Maori Christmas and a Happy New Zealand
Christmas Day is almost over for Hermine and I, so we’ll wish you a Maori Christmas and a Happy New Zealand
Christmas Day is almost over for Hermine and I, so we’ll wish you a Maori Christmas and a Happy New Zealand
Christmas Day is almost over for Hermine and I, so we’ll wish you a Maori Christmas and a Happy New Zealand
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What is this outside my bedroom window? Why is it doing that? Why has it been doing it for half an hour? I’m calling the police.
