Penguin still aren’t paying me my final installment, despite doing all the press/ everything they fucking asked for with the book. So I am refusing to communicate unless it’s through carol Baskin
I made a video for you to play when your anxiety comes over and starts being a cunt. #worldmentalhealthday tell them DMC says no
So chuffed with me norks in this, what you don’t know is that I had to use an entire roll of industrial tit tape to lift my saggers off the ground. Happy valentines fuckers, love you all xxxx #fuckyouseacaptain #lookatwhatyoucouldhavewon
#wonkyknob
Just a lil ‘fuck u’ pic to all my exes. Including Robert Tate who dumped me in year 5 after taking all my pogs.
Morning history lesson with buckbeak. @katieprice
Give us a podcast
WE GOT A SECOND SERIES HUNS 🥳🥳
Hold onto your weaves bitches….
@rupaulsdragrace
Ok so because I got Sunday times bestseller, @penguinukbooks now want me to do another book. My agent has refused to take their calls so they sent this like a shitty ex back from the past trying to slide into my DMS. @penguinukbooks , if you can’t love me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best. Yours sincerely, fuck you x
Selin and I , third year at Rada 2010, around the time we had a drunken punch up in a lift. Obviously looking for boyracers and barcardi breezers here. Wore so many cheap chains, my neck went green, but I looked rude AF
My book is now released and they’ve already reduced it to a tenner. HOWLING 🤣🤣🤣
Just here, living my best life…
Fuck me, this was so much fun ❤️❤️ also completley embracing my goth mid life crisis and I don’t give a fuck 😘😘
THANKYOU 🥲
Completely overwhelmed by your lovely messages about #AIBU
You really have no fucking idea how much it means.
The love of my life❤️
Tag the mate that you love so much that you keep watch while they go for a piss by the bins by the Morrisons after the club has kicked you out.
Why is it the best life advice you get from your hairdresser @petarhristovhair
The old cow has only gone and got her hair done. Thankyou so much @petarhristovhair and @inanchlondon and still loving my tattoo from @enigma.studios.ltd . Now just need to find a bloke like Eddie from stranger things to give me a good old stuffing
When you are trying to get a tattoo and your fella walks over with his clackers out
Here’s another one for the wank bank… Shame I took this photo on a potato
Whoop whoop! It’s out! @graziauk
WHOS COMING TO SEE ME THIS SUNDAY THEN?
I shall be managing this bunch of cockwombles…. I’d play in the match, only I smashed my leg to smithereens and it looks like a breadstick in a blender
buy your tickets at Swindon town FC website
This country all stars Vs ex pro’s
A smasher of a celeb line up including myself
If enough of you come, I might even crowd surf, fuck it.
Sunday 22nd may 4:30pm kick off