Had quite a tense argument not long after this photo 🌟💖✨
Bumbags
Did you know that I’ve got a special streaming on @paramountplusau and (if you live in Australia and subscribe to this streaming platform) you can watch it!
I delivered a lecture on the television pilot for Comedians Giving Lectures (NZ) and you can watch the whole thing on the most popular television network in the world (my YouTube channel)
Here i am on New Zealand’s greatest street… and while I’m standing here, you’d have to be an absolute duncumb not to book a ticket to my hot new stand up show coming to Australia and New Zealand this year
Ticket link sadly lost to the sands of time
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 16 WE ARE GONNA CHANGE THE GAME FOREVER
I am unbelievably excited to share this show with everyone who lives in New Zealand and watches television. So many people worked so hard to make it happen and I feel very grateful and proud!
No longer will spelling on tv be the dominion of intelligent children! SPELLING IS FOR MEDIOCRE ADULTS AS WELL Tv Cultura
Promotion in video form! This show is already an absolute juggernaut.
Please comment with your favourite word so we can manipulate the algorithm in my favour! Also did you know that in America they spell FAVOR like this, because Americans are afraid of the letter U?
I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show Adelaide, South Australia
I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show Adelaide, South Australia
I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show Adelaide, South Australia
I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show Adelaide, South Australia
I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show Adelaide, South Australia
I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show Adelaide, South Australia
Whole damn family off their tits
New t-shirt, new hat
2023 photo dump
Happy new year to all who celebrate!
ARE YOU WATCHING MY DUMBASS SPELLING BEE!? Please answer honestly below
It is on at 7:30PM every Thursday on @threenewzealand and afterwards on their incredible and perfect media player ThreeNow
This festive season, please remember that I have a special streaming on @paramountplusau that made someone shit in their pants. Even AFTER I took the unusually thorough step of coming out before the show to explicitly ask my audience not to shit themselves 💩👖 Malthouse Theatre
I am the King Dunce 🤴
Thank you so much to everyone who has watched @guymontspellingbee and for all of the kind messages! I truly think it rocks and am so proud of the show and thankful to everyone who worked so hard to make it.
More specific and punishing gratitude to come over the season but in the meantime IF YOU SOMEHOW MISSED IT you can catch up on ThreeNow or if you’ve already seen it, I cordially invite you to have it playing on a muted, endless loop to massage those backend numbers
#guymontspellingbee
Being recognised by Priscilla is a big deal.
Second episode of @guymontspellingbee – the best and only spelling focussed show on New Zealand television – is out tonight and we had the great idea to make it a perfect episode. Look at the cast! Look at the set! LOOK AT THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW AT 7:30PM ON @threenewzealand
I thought we did all the words last year but I’ve just been reading the dictionary and it turns out there are MORE👏WORDS👏TO👏SPELL
My Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee is coming back to Australia and the tickets are on SALE TOMORROW (Jan 25) AT 10AM AEST
The shows are good, the line ups are outstanding, the vibe is just right 🐝
We got PFT back on the pod to watch F9 with us.
Should be good! Or at worst, bad
Wildest story of the season so far. We stan this DnD King. 👑
Ep 9 out now, full video for our Substack supporters.
