Are we the same person? At this point, even I don’t know. Happy April Fooliversary @JimmyFallon
Congrats to all on an incident-free evening… #Oscars
VERY excited to see most of the stars of #AirMovie this week – Ben Affleck tonight, Jason Bateman tomorrow & @ViolaDavis Thursday!
Not even flexing #StPatricksDay
My #Oscars monologue – thanks to @TomCruise for dropping me off…
Happy 60th to Conan O’Brien, world’s largest living man
France gave us the Statue of Liberty. Canada topped them. Happy birthday Martin Short. (@SteveMartinReally not pictured)
thanks to the great and good @tiffanyhaddish for inviting us to our first prom in support of her great organization @shereadyfoundation Los Angeles, California
thanks to the great and good @tiffanyhaddish for inviting us to our first prom in support of her great organization @shereadyfoundation Los Angeles, California
thanks to the great and good @tiffanyhaddish for inviting us to our first prom in support of her great organization @shereadyfoundation Los Angeles, California
This land is your land, this land is my land, this land belongs to horses too… protect and cherish it. #EarthDay
Happy 75th birthday to a funny man and the greatest Oscars host of all #BillyCrystal
Celebrate the birth of David @Letterman today by subscribing to his YouTube channel. Link in bio.
Happy National Siblings Day to my sister Jill and this giant baby named Jon
this pork is nuts @adamperrylang bbq popup at @grunionsmb
thank you Neil Diamond for the beautiful flowers. Sorry Barbra!
Who’s on YOUR Mount Rushmore of weed? @SethRogen & @SnoopDogg weigh in heavily. #Happy420
Guillermo has some strict rules for tonight’s nominees. #Oscars
poor Fudgy the Whale falls victim to global warming
Dave is visiting us for the first time in LA and I know he likes attention @Letterman
“I’m Not Scared, YOU’RE Scared!” by @SethMeyers and my book “The Serious Goose” (to benefit Children’s Hospitals) are on sale for $9.99 with the purchase of any other children’s book at Barnes & Noble thru April 9th! Link in bio.
Happy 90th to the brilliant Carol Burnett. 💛
You were right Netflix, I liked it a lot. @JohnMulaney
