One time I turned a hundred dollars into fourteen hundred dollars at a casino in Pittsburgh. I was playing craps (my first time ever) and when it was my turn at the dice I didn’t roll a seven for forty five minutes straight. Strangers were getting rich off of my hot streak, tipping me chips and tequila shots. Cheering for me, clapping me on the back. Calling their gambling addicted friends/co-workers/ex-wives to regale them with my extraordinary feat. I was the hero of the people, an instant legend. Bennie and the Jets was playing. My hair looked great, too. And even this, the clear peak of my short time on earth, does not remotely come close to how it feels to spend a Monday night in sweatpants with you, valentine.
One time I turned a hundred dollars into fourteen hundred dollars at a casino in Pittsburgh. I was playing craps (my first time ever) and when it was my turn at the dice I didn’t roll a seven for forty five minutes straight. Strangers were getting rich off of my hot streak, tipping me chips and tequila shots. Cheering for me, clapping me on the back. Calling their gambling addicted friends/co-workers/ex-wives to regale them with my extraordinary feat. I was the hero of the people, an instant legend. Bennie and the Jets was playing. My hair looked great, too. And even this, the clear peak of my short time on earth, does not remotely come close to how it feels to spend a Monday night in sweatpants with you, valentine.
One time I turned a hundred dollars into fourteen hundred dollars at a casino in Pittsburgh. I was playing craps (my first time ever) and when it was my turn at the dice I didn’t roll a seven for forty five minutes straight. Strangers were getting rich off of my hot streak, tipping me chips and tequila shots. Cheering for me, clapping me on the back. Calling their gambling addicted friends/co-workers/ex-wives to regale them with my extraordinary feat. I was the hero of the people, an instant legend. Bennie and the Jets was playing. My hair looked great, too. And even this, the clear peak of my short time on earth, does not remotely come close to how it feels to spend a Monday night in sweatpants with you, valentine.
Cheers to my favorite Shrimp on her birthday! Sweetheart, I love you more than all the shades of green, all the phases of the moon, all the cats in LA. Love you more than chunking express, or Denis Johnson’s already dead, or the stooges’ raw power. I love you more than a dominos pizza when you’re stoned, a Ricky’s fish taco when you’re hungover, and EVEN more than a plate of wings ~ hot and extra crispy ~ from rustic, aka the pinnacle of my capacity to love. Some might say that’s too much love but I say those people are squares. Go big or go home! Happy birthday dude I love you so much.
You may not know this but we (the writers) have struck because The Man is trying to get us down. Without writers, your movies and tv shows will suck. Trust. Our fight for fair wages is so important we’ve been forced to walk around and wave signs about it – and we need your support! If you love stories tell the studios to value the storytellers! #wgastrong writers 4 ever PS doesn’t @kiwilovesyou’s incredible jumpsuit go great w my sign?!?
You may not know this but we (the writers) have struck because The Man is trying to get us down. Without writers, your movies and tv shows will suck. Trust. Our fight for fair wages is so important we’ve been forced to walk around and wave signs about it – and we need your support! If you love stories tell the studios to value the storytellers! #wgastrong writers 4 ever PS doesn’t @kiwilovesyou’s incredible jumpsuit go great w my sign?!?
You may not know this but we (the writers) have struck because The Man is trying to get us down. Without writers, your movies and tv shows will suck. Trust. Our fight for fair wages is so important we’ve been forced to walk around and wave signs about it – and we need your support! If you love stories tell the studios to value the storytellers! #wgastrong writers 4 ever PS doesn’t @kiwilovesyou’s incredible jumpsuit go great w my sign?!?
You may not know this but we (the writers) have struck because The Man is trying to get us down. Without writers, your movies and tv shows will suck. Trust. Our fight for fair wages is so important we’ve been forced to walk around and wave signs about it – and we need your support! If you love stories tell the studios to value the storytellers! #wgastrong writers 4 ever PS doesn’t @kiwilovesyou’s incredible jumpsuit go great w my sign?!?
My dearest Maggie, I hate the cropping feature on bulk instagram posts, but I love you more than anything. This is now 13 birthdays I’ve seen you through and I can say from the front row seat where I’m sitting that you’re only getting finer every year. More impressive, confident, capable, compassionate and hot. I’ve watched every person that’s ever met you instantly fall in love, as a friend, wife-they-can’t-have, or producer and I’m consistently smug that I get to hitch my horse to your radically cool wagon. I can’t believe we get to make art together pinch me i must be dreaming we’re just a couple of dingbats what are they thinking anywayyyyy Happy birthday my dearest bud: you are a shooting star. A once in a lifetime meteoric event for me!!!! Can’t wait to hotbox golf carts until we are seriously old and have gotten way weird. DESTROYERS4EVA. #blewit
My dearest Maggie, I hate the cropping feature on bulk instagram posts, but I love you more than anything. This is now 13 birthdays I’ve seen you through and I can say from the front row seat where I’m sitting that you’re only getting finer every year. More impressive, confident, capable, compassionate and hot. I’ve watched every person that’s ever met you instantly fall in love, as a friend, wife-they-can’t-have, or producer and I’m consistently smug that I get to hitch my horse to your radically cool wagon. I can’t believe we get to make art together pinch me i must be dreaming we’re just a couple of dingbats what are they thinking anywayyyyy Happy birthday my dearest bud: you are a shooting star. A once in a lifetime meteoric event for me!!!! Can’t wait to hotbox golf carts until we are seriously old and have gotten way weird. DESTROYERS4EVA. #blewit
My dearest Maggie, I hate the cropping feature on bulk instagram posts, but I love you more than anything. This is now 13 birthdays I’ve seen you through and I can say from the front row seat where I’m sitting that you’re only getting finer every year. More impressive, confident, capable, compassionate and hot. I’ve watched every person that’s ever met you instantly fall in love, as a friend, wife-they-can’t-have, or producer and I’m consistently smug that I get to hitch my horse to your radically cool wagon. I can’t believe we get to make art together pinch me i must be dreaming we’re just a couple of dingbats what are they thinking anywayyyyy Happy birthday my dearest bud: you are a shooting star. A once in a lifetime meteoric event for me!!!! Can’t wait to hotbox golf carts until we are seriously old and have gotten way weird. DESTROYERS4EVA. #blewit
My dearest Maggie, I hate the cropping feature on bulk instagram posts, but I love you more than anything. This is now 13 birthdays I’ve seen you through and I can say from the front row seat where I’m sitting that you’re only getting finer every year. More impressive, confident, capable, compassionate and hot. I’ve watched every person that’s ever met you instantly fall in love, as a friend, wife-they-can’t-have, or producer and I’m consistently smug that I get to hitch my horse to your radically cool wagon. I can’t believe we get to make art together pinch me i must be dreaming we’re just a couple of dingbats what are they thinking anywayyyyy Happy birthday my dearest bud: you are a shooting star. A once in a lifetime meteoric event for me!!!! Can’t wait to hotbox golf carts until we are seriously old and have gotten way weird. DESTROYERS4EVA. #blewit
My dearest Maggie, I hate the cropping feature on bulk instagram posts, but I love you more than anything. This is now 13 birthdays I’ve seen you through and I can say from the front row seat where I’m sitting that you’re only getting finer every year. More impressive, confident, capable, compassionate and hot. I’ve watched every person that’s ever met you instantly fall in love, as a friend, wife-they-can’t-have, or producer and I’m consistently smug that I get to hitch my horse to your radically cool wagon. I can’t believe we get to make art together pinch me i must be dreaming we’re just a couple of dingbats what are they thinking anywayyyyy Happy birthday my dearest bud: you are a shooting star. A once in a lifetime meteoric event for me!!!! Can’t wait to hotbox golf carts until we are seriously old and have gotten way weird. DESTROYERS4EVA. #blewit
My dearest Maggie, I hate the cropping feature on bulk instagram posts, but I love you more than anything. This is now 13 birthdays I’ve seen you through and I can say from the front row seat where I’m sitting that you’re only getting finer every year. More impressive, confident, capable, compassionate and hot. I’ve watched every person that’s ever met you instantly fall in love, as a friend, wife-they-can’t-have, or producer and I’m consistently smug that I get to hitch my horse to your radically cool wagon. I can’t believe we get to make art together pinch me i must be dreaming we’re just a couple of dingbats what are they thinking anywayyyyy Happy birthday my dearest bud: you are a shooting star. A once in a lifetime meteoric event for me!!!! Can’t wait to hotbox golf carts until we are seriously old and have gotten way weird. DESTROYERS4EVA. #blewit
My dearest Maggie, I hate the cropping feature on bulk instagram posts, but I love you more than anything. This is now 13 birthdays I’ve seen you through and I can say from the front row seat where I’m sitting that you’re only getting finer every year. More impressive, confident, capable, compassionate and hot. I’ve watched every person that’s ever met you instantly fall in love, as a friend, wife-they-can’t-have, or producer and I’m consistently smug that I get to hitch my horse to your radically cool wagon. I can’t believe we get to make art together pinch me i must be dreaming we’re just a couple of dingbats what are they thinking anywayyyyy Happy birthday my dearest bud: you are a shooting star. A once in a lifetime meteoric event for me!!!! Can’t wait to hotbox golf carts until we are seriously old and have gotten way weird. DESTROYERS4EVA. #blewit
Aaaaand another action-packed Taurus season closes out w a BANG! Happy birthday to my most precious @rosechurro who has worked very hard to keep me all in one piece over the years. It’s a full time job and if anyone deserves a raise, it’s rose. I love you to the moon and back my brilliant friend, so much so I’d chop off part of a finger trying to cook for you. Sorry I bled on your actual card! Everyone: enjoy our high concept Photo Booth scene. Points to anyone able to figure out what we were trying to do.
Aaaaand another action-packed Taurus season closes out w a BANG! Happy birthday to my most precious @rosechurro who has worked very hard to keep me all in one piece over the years. It’s a full time job and if anyone deserves a raise, it’s rose. I love you to the moon and back my brilliant friend, so much so I’d chop off part of a finger trying to cook for you. Sorry I bled on your actual card! Everyone: enjoy our high concept Photo Booth scene. Points to anyone able to figure out what we were trying to do.
Aaaaand another action-packed Taurus season closes out w a BANG! Happy birthday to my most precious @rosechurro who has worked very hard to keep me all in one piece over the years. It’s a full time job and if anyone deserves a raise, it’s rose. I love you to the moon and back my brilliant friend, so much so I’d chop off part of a finger trying to cook for you. Sorry I bled on your actual card! Everyone: enjoy our high concept Photo Booth scene. Points to anyone able to figure out what we were trying to do.
Aaaaand another action-packed Taurus season closes out w a BANG! Happy birthday to my most precious @rosechurro who has worked very hard to keep me all in one piece over the years. It’s a full time job and if anyone deserves a raise, it’s rose. I love you to the moon and back my brilliant friend, so much so I’d chop off part of a finger trying to cook for you. Sorry I bled on your actual card! Everyone: enjoy our high concept Photo Booth scene. Points to anyone able to figure out what we were trying to do.
We’re keeping it Meyer out here on the picket line – getting my steps in with my pops! Come on AMPTP just pay the writers and we’ll all go home! #wgastrike