Johannes: “Why have I never seen you dance like this before?!?!”
Me: “HAD FOUR COCKTAILS, MATE”
(My URGENCY at the end when Beyoncé starts 😆)
Now that’s what a call a last dance 😍😍😍 STRICTLY 2022 COMPLETE ☑️
@bbcstrictly #strictly #strictlycomedancing
Took a break Down Under with my little Bluey. A beaut of a trip full of sun, sea, delicious egg & bacon rolls, excellent margs and some bloody bonza Sheilas/Bruces.
However I can’t pretend I don’t have concerns about something I witnessed first hand over there which I found incredibly worrying. An issue which is blighting the gorgeous homeland of my husband. And that is what I can only describe as a MULLET EPIDEMIC. They are everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I even saw a few toddler aged kids with them. No irony there. Just some little boys eating sand on the beach whose parents CHOSE for them to look like 1989 Andre Agassi. 🤯
Ep3 of season 3 Ted Lasso is out on @appletvplus and look who’s back with Stinky & Keels babes. The coven reconvenes 💫
What a treat to trot down the blue carpet to celebrate all things Ted Lasso season 3, while dressed as the green Quality Street.
Forever grateful to Jason and co for letting me be a part of this incredible, beautiful show, and even more grateful it bought @hannah_waddingham and her arms into my life💪💕
#believe #tedlasso @appletvplus
💄 @jessica.ahn
💁🏻♀️ @paulnortonhair
👗 @celiabdesigner
👠 @terrydehavilland
💕Styled by @tesswrightstylist The Crown & Anchor Richmond Ted Lasso
What a treat to trot down the blue carpet to celebrate all things Ted Lasso season 3, while dressed as the green Quality Street.
Forever grateful to Jason and co for letting me be a part of this incredible, beautiful show, and even more grateful it bought @hannah_waddingham and her arms into my life💪💕
#believe #tedlasso @appletvplus
💄 @jessica.ahn
💁🏻♀️ @paulnortonhair
👗 @celiabdesigner
👠 @terrydehavilland
💕Styled by @tesswrightstylist The Crown & Anchor Richmond Ted Lasso
What a treat to trot down the blue carpet to celebrate all things Ted Lasso season 3, while dressed as the green Quality Street.
Forever grateful to Jason and co for letting me be a part of this incredible, beautiful show, and even more grateful it bought @hannah_waddingham and her arms into my life💪💕
#believe #tedlasso @appletvplus
💄 @jessica.ahn
💁🏻♀️ @paulnortonhair
👗 @celiabdesigner
👠 @terrydehavilland
💕Styled by @tesswrightstylist The Crown & Anchor Richmond Ted Lasso
What a treat to trot down the blue carpet to celebrate all things Ted Lasso season 3, while dressed as the green Quality Street.
Forever grateful to Jason and co for letting me be a part of this incredible, beautiful show, and even more grateful it bought @hannah_waddingham and her arms into my life💪💕
#believe #tedlasso @appletvplus
💄 @jessica.ahn
💁🏻♀️ @paulnortonhair
👗 @celiabdesigner
👠 @terrydehavilland
💕Styled by @tesswrightstylist The Crown & Anchor Richmond Ted Lasso
What a treat to trot down the blue carpet to celebrate all things Ted Lasso season 3, while dressed as the green Quality Street.
Forever grateful to Jason and co for letting me be a part of this incredible, beautiful show, and even more grateful it bought @hannah_waddingham and her arms into my life💪💕
#believe #tedlasso @appletvplus
💄 @jessica.ahn
💁🏻♀️ @paulnortonhair
👗 @celiabdesigner
👠 @terrydehavilland
💕Styled by @tesswrightstylist The Crown & Anchor Richmond Ted Lasso
In no other tent would I rather crumble under pressure while wearing an apron. The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer coming soon to Channel 4 💕💕💕 @su2cuk
G’day! Thanks for all your lovely messages about #GBBO last night. So glad you enjoyed the show. I love Sydders so much and it was an honour to build this iconic structure out of over-baked gingerbread held together by spit and panic.
Swipe to see my first attempt, and then swipe again to see my original idea which was the Opera House out of brandy snaps. Yeh. That’s why I changed to the bridge…
I had such a fun day practicing my bakes with my mum in my kitchen where we mostly laughed at the disasters we’d created. We got that special day because mum was fortunate enough to survive the cancer diagnosis she received 20 years ago. But not everyone’s mums do. Or dads, siblings or god forbid, children. So please donate, even just a couple of quid. 1 in 2 of us, baby. 1 in 2. Please donate at channel4.com/su2c
(And for those asking – my shirt is from H&M about 5 years ago, and as for my 💄 and 💅- no idea – profesh bakers like me have no time for such dets)
G’day! Thanks for all your lovely messages about #GBBO last night. So glad you enjoyed the show. I love Sydders so much and it was an honour to build this iconic structure out of over-baked gingerbread held together by spit and panic.
Swipe to see my first attempt, and then swipe again to see my original idea which was the Opera House out of brandy snaps. Yeh. That’s why I changed to the bridge…
I had such a fun day practicing my bakes with my mum in my kitchen where we mostly laughed at the disasters we’d created. We got that special day because mum was fortunate enough to survive the cancer diagnosis she received 20 years ago. But not everyone’s mums do. Or dads, siblings or god forbid, children. So please donate, even just a couple of quid. 1 in 2 of us, baby. 1 in 2. Please donate at channel4.com/su2c
(And for those asking – my shirt is from H&M about 5 years ago, and as for my 💄 and 💅- no idea – profesh bakers like me have no time for such dets)
G’day! Thanks for all your lovely messages about #GBBO last night. So glad you enjoyed the show. I love Sydders so much and it was an honour to build this iconic structure out of over-baked gingerbread held together by spit and panic.
Swipe to see my first attempt, and then swipe again to see my original idea which was the Opera House out of brandy snaps. Yeh. That’s why I changed to the bridge…
I had such a fun day practicing my bakes with my mum in my kitchen where we mostly laughed at the disasters we’d created. We got that special day because mum was fortunate enough to survive the cancer diagnosis she received 20 years ago. But not everyone’s mums do. Or dads, siblings or god forbid, children. So please donate, even just a couple of quid. 1 in 2 of us, baby. 1 in 2. Please donate at channel4.com/su2c
(And for those asking – my shirt is from H&M about 5 years ago, and as for my 💄 and 💅- no idea – profesh bakers like me have no time for such dets)
Opinions on the new layout at the big Tesco and whether or not you should get a fringe from the voice of a generation.
The face of a woman bracing for a new year full of potential wonders and chins. Let’s have a great one. I’m going to try and choose joy a bit more in 2023 because, well, it’s more cheerful than not isn’t it. 💕💕💕
Never not pointing at fridges that match my outfit.
Hair & make up @justwade
Dress @karen_millen
Water cooler @bbctheoneshow Broadcasting House
‘The Great Stand Up To Cancer Bake Off’ tonight, Easter Sunday at 740pm on @channel4 with my arch nemesisisis @coleen_nolan @mcguinness.paddy and Joe Thomas.
I trotted into that tent giddy with quiet hope because I’d once made a roux. Poor sweet naive Ellie. Needless to say, as soon as I clocked Paul’s shark eyes, any confidence leaked out of me like custard from a soggy choux.
But to the important bit. Don’t know about you, but too many people I love have been affected by cancer in the last year alone. Are you able to spare £30, £20 or £10 to help advance life-saving cancer research?
Text THIRTY, TWENTY or TEN to 70404 to donate to @SU2CUK.
Text costs £30, £20 or £10 +1 standard rate txt. 16+, UK mobs only.
Ts&Cs: channel4.com/terms.
#GBBO @SU2CUK
🧁 This little tart has joined ‘Bake Off The Professionals’! 🧁
A job where contractually, I have to eat delicious patisserie? ERRR…YES PLEASE. I can’t wait for the inevitable montage of all the times I got caught snaffling 🐷 And don’t even get me started on the day I found the chocolate cupboard *closes eyes and enters dreamlike erotic memory*
The only thing better than the cake was working with @cherish_finden @benoitblinmca and my fabulous co-host @liamcbakes. I had big shoes to fill after Tom and Stacey did such brilliant jobs (Stacey would have been doing the show herself if it wasn’t for her undertaking the small task of BIRTHING NEW LIFE).
I was welcomed so warmly and crikey, did us four LAUGH. Gorgeous bunch. Gorgeous crew. Gorgeous show. Gorgeous contestants. GORGEOUS CAKE.
Coming to @channel4 this summer 🍰
@britishbakeoff #gbbo
Styling @tesswrightstylist
MUA @enyasullivanmakeup
💕💕💕
Happy Valentine’s Day//Off with his head.
It’s the buckets of ciggy butts for me ♥️
Dress @celiabdesigner
Tights @falke
Boots @newlook
Styled @tesswrightstylist
Barnet & visageeee @gemflossi Romance
Happy Valentine’s Day//Off with his head.
It’s the buckets of ciggy butts for me ♥️
Dress @celiabdesigner
Tights @falke
Boots @newlook
Styled @tesswrightstylist
Barnet & visageeee @gemflossi Romance
Introducing CHEAT, a brand new quiz show hosted by me and @officialdannydyer (aka the best new duo since the conception of Jedward).
Starts on @netflixuk on 1st March.
What a total babe of a show to work on – brilliant game, ace crew and contestants, plus Danny was the best company a treacle could ask for. Can’t wait for you to see it 💫
💕Hair & make up @justwade
❤️Styling @tesswrightstylist
💓Suit @karen_millen
I can’t believe I get to write this but I am a
S U N D A Y T I M E S B E S T S E L L E R!
Just found out! ARGHHH!! Straight in at number 5! (Mum – if you’re reading this then sorry about all the literary swearing that’s about to fucking happen, but…) WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK!?
I am BEYOND thrilled! Thank you so much to each and everyone of you who’s gotten behind the book so far. I cannot tell you what this means to me. Honestly. Thank you, thank you and THANK YOU. I’m walking on fucking air!!! ARGHHHH!!
9 year-old Ellie playing on her Game Gear would be absolutely chuffed with this. Delighted to become part of the Sonic Universe🦔💨 coming soon to @paramountplus
9 year-old Ellie playing on her Game Gear would be absolutely chuffed with this. Delighted to become part of the Sonic Universe🦔💨 coming soon to @paramountplus
CHEAT, mine and @officialdannydyer’s new quiz show has dropped on Netflix!
This was during a filming break when I didn’t want to crease my gusset #professional
It’s a quiz show where contestants can secretly cheat if they don’t know the answers. Can you spot who’s blagging? If you like The Traitors style sneakiness then this is right up your street. But instead of Claud’s in tweed, it’s Danny saying things like “you slippery little bastards.”
Make sure you add it to your watchlist and give it a little double thumbs up (you can do both of these on the main screen you see when you select the show 👍👍).
Hope you enjoy it 💕
