‘Tis the season for both young and old dorks to meet in a tavern and attempt to slay mighty technical glitches.
‘Tis the season for both young and old dorks to meet in a tavern and attempt to slay mighty technical glitches.
‘Tis the season for both young and old dorks to meet in a tavern and attempt to slay mighty technical glitches.
Rawr
When I die, spread my ashes in the board game section of the now permanently closed Fry’s electronics in Alpharetta, Georgia. If heaven exists, it will look like aisle 18, the janky two button mouse and laptop external usb number pad section. Such love. Such devotion to the dead. God bless you Fry’s. You were the pure blood heir to king radio shack’s throne, and in my memory your niche novelty casts a broad and noble shadow beside that titan Best Buy.
Jet lagged at Cannes to jacked on coffee and the smell of burnt rubber on macadam at Monaco. Let’s fukin go @redbullracing , 20 laps to go🏎️🏎️🏎️
Jet lagged at Cannes to jacked on coffee and the smell of burnt rubber on macadam at Monaco. Let’s fukin go @redbullracing , 20 laps to go🏎️🏎️🏎️
Jet lagged at Cannes to jacked on coffee and the smell of burnt rubber on macadam at Monaco. Let’s fukin go @redbullracing , 20 laps to go🏎️🏎️🏎️
I’ve worked with so many talented costars over the years, but yes, yes, I do have my favorites
We’re coming for you with seven supersized episodes may 27 on @netflix . The dynamic first @strangerthingstv drop outdoes everything we’ve done before. Get ready.
Thunderbolts may be delayed, but I’m using the time wisely falling into the multiverse at @disneyland @disneyparks
Always had a thing for a weird moustache. Me and the talented and strange @ebon2 back in the signature theater days. I hope Lanford Wilson has a cocktail in his ethereal hand as he pushes through purgatory for all his misunderstood genius. Parker Posey, Bob Leonard, Jess G and @mikeg503 must be in the background of this bar playing pool very poorly.
Protect the ones you love.
My doc told me I qualified (fortunately?) cause of crap I don’t need to get into. You may too. And if you click those state and city websites over and over there are appointments available. Do it and let’s get back into those too tightly seated New York theaters and have actors spit all over premium seat priced patrons. The internet tells me I will grow calf hooves from my torso, but that may take a few days, I’ll keep you posted.
I’m getting my wife one. Because of archaic idiotic ‘norms’, sex positivity and female pleasure seems hard to discuss in polite society. Dumb. Have fun out there. You won’t go blind, I promise, cause believe me, from my vast rich history with self love, I know from whence I insta-caption.
I’m getting my wife one. Because of archaic idiotic ‘norms’, sex positivity and female pleasure seems hard to discuss in polite society. Dumb. Have fun out there. You won’t go blind, I promise, cause believe me, from my vast rich history with self love, I know from whence I insta-caption.
We have a decent human being in our highest office. It has, and will continue to lift us up. Decency, kindness, inclusion, prudence, caution, gentleness, love, patience, fairness, justice, peace, peace, peace, peace. Let these words echo through the 4years ahead. Truly, for ALL and with new meaning – let freedom ring.
We upstate newyorkers are psychopaths…we used to just play mailbox baseball, or drop firecrackers in jackolanterns in late October, or egg (yes, used as a verb) speeding station wagons but nowadays we use our subversive elbow grease to comb neighborhoods for the unsuspecting well decided voter and drop fictional hero PR next to their yard stumping. Bravo, you goddamn psychopaths bra-vo
I just conquered 4 courses of Hell and evil never tasted so good. As a @PlayDiablo fan, Blizzard always knows the way to my heart. Can’t wait for the release of #DiabloIV on the sixth! I’ll see you all in Sanctuary soon. #DiabloPartner #DemonMeatShake
Vroom vroom. Excited to bring this to you in theaters August 11. This movie is sick, proud to be a part of it. 🏎🎮
This is an incredible organization. Come out tomorrow and find out about it. You’ll also maybe watch me give a short dumb speech, because I’m tongue tied at how inspirational and profound the work these people do is. Sting will be much better, I’m sure. Seriously, thank God for ‘war child.’ It’s the best way to jump start the Christmas spirit of giving and thinking of others. Find out dec. 7 (tomorrow!) why I (say) caption this so damn emphatically: WAR CHILD WILL LIFT UP YOUR SIPIRTS AND MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT HOW EASY AND FUN IT IS TO HELP OUT IN THIS WORLD.
