Amusing things to do if you wake up with an unexpected beard (Part 1) Sydney, Australia
Shortly after the @finneas head shaving incident. Hermine and I trying not to look bothered but… My legal team witnessed the whole thing.
@lanewayfest Sydney, Australia
Shortly after the @finneas head shaving incident. Hermine and I trying not to look bothered but… My legal team witnessed the whole thing.
@lanewayfest Sydney, Australia
Shortly after the @finneas head shaving incident. Hermine and I trying not to look bothered but… My legal team witnessed the whole thing.
@lanewayfest Sydney, Australia
I’m not blubbering like a helpless fool, you’re blubbering like a helpless fool.
My beautiful daughter @gracie_friel
Fearless
If you’d told me on the day I was born that 60 years later I’d be writing this caption I wouldn’t have understood a word you were saying.
If you’re in London, around London, under, or maybe floating a few feet above London any time soon go and see Accidental Death Of An Anarchist at the Theatre Royal Haymarket. It’s one of the best pieces of theatre I’ve ever experienced. A fantastically funny play about profoundly serious issues. A radical rewriting and staging of Dario Fo’s superb satire. I will never forget those two wonderful hours. Enormous admiration and respect for @danielrigbyrigby ‘s explosive and unrelenting performance as The Maniac, @raggett.daniel ‘s flawless direction and @tom.basden who has brought Fo’s work so up to date it feels as if it’s still being written minutes before the lights go up. The whole cast are excellent. Thank you folks. Btw, to be clear, I’m not in it and have nothing to do with it. That’s it. Now go. Trust me – go! @anarchistwestend @danielrigbyrigby @raggett.daniel @tom.basden
@inquest_org @tonygardner64 @rokum4r @fondazioneforame @playfulprods @theatreroyalhaymarket
Never go full hipster kids
Happy Birthday to my beautiful Hermine without whom I wouldn’t be me and if I wasn’t me I would never have met her and she would have met someone else whom, without her, wouldn’t have been them either and that would have been awkward, so thank the planets and all their moons for you my love and this wonderful day you were born ❤️🎉❤️🎂❤️
WTF Australia! What is wrong with you?This thing was hanging out in my kitchen last night, heavy breathing, about the size of Kylie Minogue. It later showed up in my dreams and ate my liver. Unnecessary.
Feeling a little out of practice, I asked AI to create an Instagram post in the style of @officialdavidthewlis I haven’t slept for two nights.
Fun ideas for people with beards (part 2)
I’ve been away, but now I’m back
Went to see Groundhog Day at the @oldvictheatre with dear old friends @cworwood and @ianjohnsonifico who have now watched it five times. They either really love it or have completely misunderstood the concept and intend to see it every day. What a truly amazing show! Congratulations to genius director, Matthew Warchus, the creatively hirsute genius @timminchin, Danny Rubin and my profound respect to the beautiful and brilliant cast.
Bonus trivia: I used to have a lot of complaints from my London neighbours about my dismal piano playing, but while I’ve been away Tim Minchin has been staying there for the past month and I love the idea that they must think I’ve got a lot fucking better overnight.
Went to see Groundhog Day at the @oldvictheatre with dear old friends @cworwood and @ianjohnsonifico who have now watched it five times. They either really love it or have completely misunderstood the concept and intend to see it every day. What a truly amazing show! Congratulations to genius director, Matthew Warchus, the creatively hirsute genius @timminchin, Danny Rubin and my profound respect to the beautiful and brilliant cast.
Bonus trivia: I used to have a lot of complaints from my London neighbours about my dismal piano playing, but while I’ve been away Tim Minchin has been staying there for the past month and I love the idea that they must think I’ve got a lot fucking better overnight.
Went to see Groundhog Day at the @oldvictheatre with dear old friends @cworwood and @ianjohnsonifico who have now watched it five times. They either really love it or have completely misunderstood the concept and intend to see it every day. What a truly amazing show! Congratulations to genius director, Matthew Warchus, the creatively hirsute genius @timminchin, Danny Rubin and my profound respect to the beautiful and brilliant cast.
Bonus trivia: I used to have a lot of complaints from my London neighbours about my dismal piano playing, but while I’ve been away Tim Minchin has been staying there for the past month and I love the idea that they must think I’ve got a lot fucking better overnight.
Went to see Groundhog Day at the @oldvictheatre with dear old friends @cworwood and @ianjohnsonifico who have now watched it five times. They either really love it or have completely misunderstood the concept and intend to see it every day. What a truly amazing show! Congratulations to genius director, Matthew Warchus, the creatively hirsute genius @timminchin, Danny Rubin and my profound respect to the beautiful and brilliant cast.
Bonus trivia: I used to have a lot of complaints from my London neighbours about my dismal piano playing, but while I’ve been away Tim Minchin has been staying there for the past month and I love the idea that they must think I’ve got a lot fucking better overnight.
Went to see Groundhog Day at the @oldvictheatre with dear old friends @cworwood and @ianjohnsonifico who have now watched it five times. They either really love it or have completely misunderstood the concept and intend to see it every day. What a truly amazing show! Congratulations to genius director, Matthew Warchus, the creatively hirsute genius @timminchin, Danny Rubin and my profound respect to the beautiful and brilliant cast.
Bonus trivia: I used to have a lot of complaints from my London neighbours about my dismal piano playing, but while I’ve been away Tim Minchin has been staying there for the past month and I love the idea that they must think I’ve got a lot fucking better overnight.
Went to see Groundhog Day at the @oldvictheatre with dear old friends @cworwood and @ianjohnsonifico who have now watched it five times. They either really love it or have completely misunderstood the concept and intend to see it every day. What a truly amazing show! Congratulations to genius director, Matthew Warchus, the creatively hirsute genius @timminchin, Danny Rubin and my profound respect to the beautiful and brilliant cast.
Bonus trivia: I used to have a lot of complaints from my London neighbours about my dismal piano playing, but while I’ve been away Tim Minchin has been staying there for the past month and I love the idea that they must think I’ve got a lot fucking better overnight.
Never laminate your budgies. Don’t be like me and find out the hard way
I’m ashamed to say that Human Resources, Season 2 has escaped and is now at large on Netflix. Enjoy it before it enjoys you.
Goodness, that was a scorcher yesterday. Nice to find the time to soak up a few rays.