Should I be the PTA VP of Events? (there is no President) Y/N comment below
I am personal friends with the party magician AND the bartender was “obsessed with In the Dark”
This is my slate now. I will no longer be making new slates although thanks for asking!
The bigger you get, the more mystical your sweetness seems. Another year and I am now holding my breath, waiting for the other shoe to drop and the world to creep in. So far, you are incorruptible. Thanks for making me a person six years ago and then doing your darndest to make me a better person every day since. Somewhere in my wicked, miserable past, I must have done something good! Happy birthday, Teddypie. I love you forever.
The bigger you get, the more mystical your sweetness seems. Another year and I am now holding my breath, waiting for the other shoe to drop and the world to creep in. So far, you are incorruptible. Thanks for making me a person six years ago and then doing your darndest to make me a better person every day since. Somewhere in my wicked, miserable past, I must have done something good! Happy birthday, Teddypie. I love you forever.
The bigger you get, the more mystical your sweetness seems. Another year and I am now holding my breath, waiting for the other shoe to drop and the world to creep in. So far, you are incorruptible. Thanks for making me a person six years ago and then doing your darndest to make me a better person every day since. Somewhere in my wicked, miserable past, I must have done something good! Happy birthday, Teddypie. I love you forever.
happy Valentine’s Day to my big loves in no particular order
happy Valentine’s Day to my big loves in no particular order
If you want a bar mitzvah invite, you better start kissing our asses NOW!
This is not Royal Caribbean spon but I AM certain I could persuade about 80% of you to book a cruise.
This is not Royal Caribbean spon but I AM certain I could persuade about 80% of you to book a cruise.
This is not Royal Caribbean spon but I AM certain I could persuade about 80% of you to book a cruise.
too wholesome?
happier holidays 💌
happier holidays 💌
I guess I now have to admit that taking my kids to an 8 pm Rockettes was more about me than about them.
I guess I now have to admit that taking my kids to an 8 pm Rockettes was more about me than about them.
I guess I now have to admit that taking my kids to an 8 pm Rockettes was more about me than about them.
I guess I now have to admit that taking my kids to an 8 pm Rockettes was more about me than about them.
today has extreme chaos energy and if one more person (Sean) asks me what is for dinner
Happy Father’s Day to the undisputed King of Teddy’s kindergarten class. How lucky are my kids?
I have seen this movie like 80 times in the last month and could have sworn that the car flew to this song but Sean says no
