This is Lil’ Chips (Boris), a three month old kitten who was abandoned by his mother and adopted by the cat family that lives in my yard.
When I walk outside my house Lil’ Chips runs out of the bushes to play with me (and get fed. Probably just the feeding part).
I have a feeling Lil’ Chips will be moving inside soon.
These little maniacs have appeared in my yard now. I’m fighting round 4 with my old pal Covid this week and it’s kicking my ass, but when life gives you lemons, feed kittens and plan to steal them from their momma so you can make sure they’re healthy and can live spoiled indoor cat lives.
(I won’t do anything without my vets permission/advice)
I named the kittens Linus and Lucy and I adore them. Look at them!
If you’re fishing off Long Island this weekend and don’t reel in any fish, it’s because I caught them all.
I had a shark steal a bluefish right off my line. Never seen anything like it. Then I saw a seal thieve another fish off my friend’s line as he was reeling it in. It’s hard out there. Lotta factors in that ocean.
Did not see Billy Joel.
The Chipster got a clean bill of health!
Mostly. Some unsightly worms took up residence in his stomach but they’re already being medicated away.
Other than that, looks like he’ll be coming home for a trial period. I’m either keeping him or fostering him.
I’m clearly telling myself lies. We all know how this is gonna end. With me serving him for a couple of decades.
He’s so brave and friendly. Vet can’t believe he’s a “feral” kitten.
This is Fabio and Velvet. They started living in my yard a couple of weeks ago so now I have to feed and water them and talk to them. It’s a trick keeping them away from the squirrels but so far it’s working out.
I want all the animals coming to visit me every day, so this is fine with me.
Resistance is futile.
While I’m in Austin, TX I stopped by Allen Boots where we shot part of our Texas episode. Then I made a local friend who is a really hottie.
Off to Milking Studs for my shift! Allen’s Boots
While I’m in Austin, TX I stopped by Allen Boots where we shot part of our Texas episode. Then I made a local friend who is a really hottie.
Off to Milking Studs for my shift! Allen’s Boots
Smoke eater.
TEXAS! Glad to be back in the Lone Star State and enjoying your 1000 degree weather.
Come see me and the boys LIVE on stage tonight in Arlington! Tomorrow we’re in Austin and Sunday in Houston.
It’s the @impracticaljokerstour and it’s rolling on and on. Yee haw! Arlington, Texas
I drop kicked all these chumps into outer space.
Pack your bags! The Impractical Jokers and Eric Andre are getting Ship Faced on the vacation of a lifetime. More details are coming on Tuesday, May 2nd… so sign up NOW at getshipfacedcruise.com to be the first to know what’s up!
Crown Vic-ing around Staten Island today.
In case you didn’t hear… We’re getting Ship Faced with @ericfuckingandre !! More details coming TOMORROW Tuesday, May 2nd… so sign up NOW at getshipfacedcruise.com to join the party!
I see you, London Ant. #tesd @aew
My buddy
#cleveland #tour #impracticaljokers
Cranjis McBasketball? Savannah, Georgia
Love this man. @jiggycomedy
☀️🌴The news is out! Impractical Jokers and Eric Andre Get Ship Faced this January 22-26, 2024 from Miami to Nassau, Bahamas aboard the Norwegian Pearl! 🛳 Sign up for the pre-sale at getshipfacedcruise.com before 11:59pm on May 10 to get an exclusive group photo with Impractical Jokers, Eric Andre, and your cabinmates 📸
Here we find @terrymatalas and me talking nonsense and having fun on stage in Vegas.
Terry and I met and became great pals very early on in our respective careers. It’s been a joy watching him knock everything he does out of the park and watching the world take notice of his skills and creativity. If you haven’t watched 12 Monkeys, do yourself the favor. If you haven’t watched Picard S3 yet, I don’t know what to tell you. It’s perfect.
Terry has also been nice enough to include me in his projects. You might not know about the Dale-Verse yet, but you will.
Thanks to #STLV for giving us a chance to hang in Vegas together and have so much fun. Live long and prosper.
SALT LAKE CITY!!!!!!!
Next week we are coming to cause some (minor) trouble! We’ll be showing videos and telling some yuck-yucks live on stage. Come hang out with your guys!
Don’t miss this boat!! Impractical Jokers and Eric Andre Get Ship Faced January 22-26, 2024 from Miami to Nassau, Bahamas… and it’s already over half full! Book your cabin NOW for as low as $100 down per person at getshipfacedcruise.com!!
Find your tickets at http://www.impracticaljokerslive.com 😝
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