We met when I was nominated for a daytime Emmy and she was a presenter. When she got hired to play Becky, the first thing I said to her was, “Would it have killed you to say my name instead of the winner?” I’m still pissed I didn’t win the award, but I did walk away with a friendship that’s lasted 40 years. Happy Birthday, Lori!
Close enough.
Welcome to my Mojo Dojo Casa House.
Welcome to my Mojo Dojo Casa House.
Welcome to my Mojo Dojo Casa House.
@johnstamos’ reaction to every wing on hot ones 😭😭
Billy UPSTAGING me (again) at a private party we just played with @thebeachboys. I was fine with him shredding, but when he cribbed my high-five move to the front row…(I can’t ground him for that, right?)
UFO welcoming committee
I guess this is why it’s called “the john”. Check out @loulastaverna in Vancouver. It’s the perfect bathroom to read my book. Thanks for all the love!
I guess this is why it’s called “the john”. Check out @loulastaverna in Vancouver. It’s the perfect bathroom to read my book. Thanks for all the love!
I guess this is why it’s called “the john”. Check out @loulastaverna in Vancouver. It’s the perfect bathroom to read my book. Thanks for all the love!
I guess this is why it’s called “the john”. Check out @loulastaverna in Vancouver. It’s the perfect bathroom to read my book. Thanks for all the love!
I guess this is why it’s called “the john”. Check out @loulastaverna in Vancouver. It’s the perfect bathroom to read my book. Thanks for all the love!
I guess this is why it’s called “the john”. Check out @loulastaverna in Vancouver. It’s the perfect bathroom to read my book. Thanks for all the love!
I guess this is why it’s called “the john”. Check out @loulastaverna in Vancouver. It’s the perfect bathroom to read my book. Thanks for all the love!
I guess this is why it’s called “the john”. Check out @loulastaverna in Vancouver. It’s the perfect bathroom to read my book. Thanks for all the love!
I guess this is why it’s called “the john”. Check out @loulastaverna in Vancouver. It’s the perfect bathroom to read my book. Thanks for all the love!
I guess this is why it’s called “the john”. Check out @loulastaverna in Vancouver. It’s the perfect bathroom to read my book. Thanks for all the love!
#aged #old #grandpa ##GILF
A special message to everyone who has supported my book with positive vibes, early orders, and kind words: I am grateful for you all!
If you preordered If You Would Have Told me already or plan to: be sure to hold onto your receipts because my publisher will be launching a sweepstakes in the next weeks and you don’t want to miss out on the prizes. Billy has some strong ideas on that front, so more details soon! 🦄
More info about the book at the link in my bio and a disclaimer from Holt: we will not be offering unicorns or money in the sweepstakes!
@henryholtbooks @macmillan.audio @macmillanusa
Does anybody have any chicken wings?
ITS ON! @hotones next week with this gem of a human, @seanseaevans I still have fire in my soul!
If you know anything about me, you know that I have always wanted to be a star and I love meeting people, especially fans. You’ll know even more about me after reading my memoir, If You Would Have Told Me, and I can’t wait to meet you all this fall on my book tour.
🎟️ Go get your tickets at the link in my bio!
Howard predicted my book two years ago. A true clairvoyant and genius, that man.
Pre-order at the link in my bio.
