Bam, I really wish it didn’t have to come to this, but you just pushed me WAY too far this time! Thanks for having my back, @chrispontius!!!
Beehive Tetherball with @daveengland… The day I discovered I kick ass at tetherball!
I cherish this memory!
This is the story of how I found @wendyfromperu exactly six years ago today. The story of what happened after that is linked in her IG bio: @wendyfromperu
I was detained by police after doing this jump off the Tower Of London Bridge yesterday, but they were totally cool, and understood that I’m just super excited to be taping my THIRD (and craziest by far) comedy special on Friday, July 14 in London (where I was born!) This incredible photo sequence was shot by @petejobson, and the photo from above was shot by @mikechudley. What an epic day yesterday was! PS— the video of this is in my stories!
My response to Bam’s diss track!
This is @bagels_payne and I’m pretty sure he actually planned on this being such a close call. Either way, it’s fuckin gnarly.
Get a load of this elephant schlong, captured by @Richard.Degouveia in this video! Great work, Richard, thank you!!!
If you asked the kid on the left what he thought would be going on with him 34 years later, he NEVER would have guessed that this old ass version of him would be a BETTER skateboarder! Ha! I might not be as good as the top professional skaters, but I’m WAY better than that little turd on the left! Woohoo!!! (If you missed the opportunity to get the signed @chrispontius/@steveo skateboard, we just signed some more, which are available at steveo.com)
I will go to unbelievable lengths to let you know that my hot sauce is so goddam delicious it has a stellar 4.7/5 star rating with over 5,000 ratings on Amazon— please find out for yourself how goddam delicious it is, and let’s make it #1 on Amazon again! Get Steve-O’s Hot Sauce For Your Butthole on Amazon Prime, goddamit! Thank you!!! #JustSearchTheWordButtholeOnAmazon
Shaved my head today for the first time in years!
Want to be part of @steveo’s craziest stunt ever? Well now you can! Introducing the All-Natural Steve-O Voodoo Doll from @liquiddeath. A real witch doctor placed a small pouch of Steve-O’s hair inside every one to make Steve-O will feel anything you do to the doll!
Get yours now! Limit 2 per customer. Link in bio.
#liquiddeath #murderyourthirst #deathtoplastic
@steveo Is Starting an Animal Sanctuary:)
It is really important to understand the difference between “Steve-O’s Butthole Destroyer” and “Steve-O’s Hot Sauce For Your Butthole”. DO NOT PUT THE DESTROYER IN YOUR EYES OR BUTTHOLE, but absolutely buy it on Amazon right now! Yeah dude!!!
We invited wild gorillas to kill us in Rwanda. Side note, @chrispontius and I signed some more of our “We Could’ve Died” skateboards, and they’re available now at steveo.com!
All kidding aside, I love skateboarding and I’m unbelievably excited about my new ramp! It still doesn’t have the top surface layer, but @garrettginner and I threw down very first session yesterday… so fuckin fun!!!
If you type the word “butthole” into the search bar on Amazon, the very first item you see might just be the most delicious hot sauce in the world— try it and get yourself a bottle now! Woohoo!!!
At the @ufc fights in Nashville with @luxalot last night. We came out here to look at properties for our animal sanctuary and we REALLY like it here! Thanks, as always, for everything, @danawhite and everyone at @ufc! Nashville, Tennessee
At the @ufc fights in Nashville with @luxalot last night. We came out here to look at properties for our animal sanctuary and we REALLY like it here! Thanks, as always, for everything, @danawhite and everyone at @ufc! Nashville, Tennessee
Ready to see a car crash on Saturday? We know @SteveO is! 👊⚠️ #UFC292
Some of my silly tattoos…
Shots fired on the @wildride podcast! In all seriousness, @moby was truly fantastic, I encourage everyone to find this episode.
Everything @olivertree Does is Art
To say my new @wildride podcast with @violentj.icp gets personal and revealing would be a very serious understatement.