A little throw back from not my proudest moment on Taskmaster NZ
Number 1 Shoe Warehouse Loafer: $30 That feeling of not being turned away by security because your shoes are deemed appropriate: priceless
Why are hotel bathroom doors always so freaky and not in a good way.
From feeling like a million bucks to $2.50 in only seconds
Airbnb – All the comfort of a 5 star hotel, with all the housework and chores of being a full time cleaner.
These are the same people who wear a scarf up to their eyebrows
Cassidy’s got a school trip, so you bet Mum’s going through the slip making sure she’s packed the right things.
Every house has a “other side of the house.” A nightmarish place which often homes the bins but never sees the sun, and is always wet. A place where mysterious bricks, pots and abandoned gardening equipment go to die. ☠️🏠☠️
Us Millennials put ourselves through it trying to have clear skin as teenagers. Desperate to know your home job DIY beauty tricks when you were a teenager?
… it’s when they can type “is this still available?” without even looking that you know you’ve got a problem
DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA!?! Looking forward to all the celebrities reminding us how relatable they are at the Met Gal tomorrow #metgala
For me this is never not just the most excruciating interaction when out for dinner.
First the worst, second the one whose job it is to remember everyone’s birthdays, organize family get togethers, check in on the extended family and NOT forget it’s Father’s Day on Sunday, Third the golden princess (me)
It’s a durational piece that actually went for 30 minutes.
When the office is open plan and verging on just becoming a kennel
Next time everyone will be getting Toblerones for sure
Show Announcement! Seems truly crazy to be plugging this is August, but we wanted to give Auckland enough warning. @thomassainsbury and I have written a camp Christmas farce which we are doing a limited show season of at @qtheatre from 12-16 December along with our pals at @two.productions and the mother of all casts! Book now to avoid missing out later. It’s going to blow your baubles off! Ticket link in bio xx
It’s just like buying a stock image or hiring an actor 🤪🤖
Just out here, working hard everyday to try and reclaim the word poofter
Merch on tour. Cop a tee and selfie 👕 🤳 at the live shows. Thanks to @hidougs for creating this fun little vanity project of mine. Excited to see a few more of these out in the wild… along with the Dunedin Tshirt
Merch on tour. Cop a tee and selfie 👕 🤳 at the live shows. Thanks to @hidougs for creating this fun little vanity project of mine. Excited to see a few more of these out in the wild… along with the Dunedin Tshirt
SYDNEY! Shows kick off Thursday at @comedystoresyd until Saturday. If you don’t come ill keep knocking these innocent Roos out! 🥊 Ticket link in bio
SYDNEY! Shows kick off Thursday at @comedystoresyd until Saturday. If you don’t come ill keep knocking these innocent Roos out! 🥊 Ticket link in bio
SYDNEY! Shows kick off Thursday at @comedystoresyd until Saturday. If you don’t come ill keep knocking these innocent Roos out! 🥊 Ticket link in bio
