Please do not hack me and my very simple password that unlocks every component of my life
We love it when the scenarios are so real all the colour goes out of the room… @guy_mont #TGYH #TGYHSeasonFinale
If fingerprint ID wasn’t germy enough, Guy Montgomery has a grosser way to unlock your new smart phone. 🦶 #TGYH #TGYHau @guy_mont #comedy #technology
@patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)
New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football
Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
@patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)
New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football
Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
@patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)
New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football
Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
@patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)
New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football
Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
Feliz Navidad!
Working on season two of the show has lead me back to one of my favourite moments from season one. This abomination from @guywilliamsguy
All eight episodes of @guymontspellingbee are available to watch for free, right now on the @threenewzealand app!
Your word is… SEASON TWO
Thank you NZ On Air, @kevinandco_nz and @threenewzealand for believing me when I said that there are more words in the world
Your word is… SEASON TWO
Thank you NZ On Air, @kevinandco_nz and @threenewzealand for believing me when I said that there are more words in the world
Not pictured: the young English couple getting into the lift while I frantically pulled my arms down to make it look like I wasn’t taking this photo of myself that as it turns out, is neither flattering or interesting
I love stand up comedy and I love @chelsieflorence !
Thanks to everyone who came to see my solo show this year and also to @abbyhowellsplease for the idea to (and perfect execution of) taking this photo
Two Guys, One Sanjay
A shocking photo of a perfect night Mount Smart Stadium
🦊🙏🎄FESTIVE LITTLE FOX INSTAGRAM TAKEOVER 🎄🙏🦊
Seasons greetings! I’ve just had word that the festive little fox (working in conjunction with several high powered executives from a variety of industry leading production and management companies) have made Taskmaster NZ available on @channel4 in the UK and @binge in Australia!
It is all fantastic but I hear that season two is worth a look
My life My rules, so keep your nose out of my Business!!
People with kids love taking time out from their entire life falling apart to tell other people to have kids
From Comedy Up Late 22 @melbcomedyfestival – full set available on YouTube (like Instagram but even better)
Also I’m filming my new show in Brisbane on Saturday July 29 and we just released the very last tickets!
The rivalry is strong early 🔥
#HYBPA Monday 8:40 on 10 and 10 play on demand 📺
At 8:40 tonight on @channel10au – I will crush a variety of comedy icons and @e.mmaholland into the ground with my superior intellect and ongoing fascination with the Australian news cycle
Another fascinating glimpse from my perfectly curated life #fitness #travel #family #food #smile #style #like4like #explorepage✨
Have you seen this man?
Sorry for talking shit @davidpostoffice
At last, the best podcast in the world is reunited with the best tv show on the world
GONNA PUT THIS SHOW TO BED BY DOING IT ONE LAST TIME on August 25 @qtheatre
So grateful to everyone who has come to see it so far. I’ve loved performing it every single time and am pumped up for the final performance of it to be at home in Tāmaki
If you’ve already seen it, thank you so much! If you haven’t, your window of opportunity has been reduced to one night only. Swear to god I’m on fire right now and you’ll love it
Hope you’re having a good day on your phone! X Auckland, New Zealand
